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FakeGAF Book 4: A Game of Thirst
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You Know Nothing
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No, what you're supposed to do is magically teleport yourself to them using your top secret military tech (#Area51, #RememberRoswell) and make their lives perfect.
I remember baking a penis cake for someone's 18th birthday, and my friend's mom was checking up on us to see if we needed help and wouldn't stop giggling. It was amazing.
Also, I got a free suit from work today! Score!
Also, I got a free suit from work today! Score!
Wasn't made for me, but a return that fit and I was allowed to have it
No. Sadly.
CrudeDiatribe
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Practice makes perfect and/or neuroses.
"The government pays me to poop, not to fix your shit."
Same shit happened to me when I first moved. It'll calm down eventually trust me.
liliththepale
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"I pay taxes so I'm your boss!"
Just remember I got my eye on you!
and others.
ftfy
sex toys made for men are almost uniformly horrifying
you get this cute little rod that buzzes
men get like a disembodied vagina or a flashlight with a vagina in it or a soulless head with a gaping mouth and dead eyes or whatever
Well you can always get this: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00QMTU4TU/?tag=neogaf0e-20
It's a cute looking thing that vibrates and isn't anything of what you described in the last part.
It's also good for your health and not getting prostate cancer.
Win/win imo.
Edit: this is why I love reading the reviews: http://www.amazon.com/review/R3O2FC...hannel=detail-glance&nodeID=3760901&store=hpc
lol
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
"You make the games for us, we're your boss!"
liliththepale
Banned
Also butt plugs. Don't forget the butt plugs.
it's not as horrifying as a disembodied crotch but it still looks like sometihng you'll be using to conduct a horrible experiment (which I guess you kind of are). It's inelegant.
I never will.
women use those too, though (right?)
You Know Nothing
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"Amazing prostate orgasms at the touch of a button!" is making me laugh uncontrollably.
CrudeDiatribe
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"Your taxes only covered the time I pretended to care last week. Sorry."
I've never had an anal orgasm
My condolences.
Straight men are depriving themselves of a good time along with the health benefits associated with anal pleasuring.
It saddens me.
My condolences.
Straight men are depriving themselves of a good time along with the health benefits associated with anal pleasuring.
It saddens me.
damn I need to be enlightened
your asshole is so very experienced sir
it has seen some shit
liliththepale
Banned
My condolences.
Straight men are depriving themselves of a good time along with the health benefits associated with anal pleasuring.
It saddens me.
Well let's not forget that gay men are missing out too.
In the end, bisexuals come out on top.
I can help with that.
draw me a diagram
liliththepale
Banned
Well I'm afraid I'm not that experienced...
But You Know Nothing is far FAR more experienced in this matter.
He could most definitely enlighten you.
Well... I guess.
A few years ago my nutritionist had me putting suppositories up my ass... It's basically a little missile, and you need to shove it up past the sphincter.
Was the most uncomfortable feeling. You know when poop goes back up your butt? No? That never happens? Well, that's what it felt like.
Was the most uncomfortable feeling. You know when poop goes back up your butt? No? That never happens? Well, that's what it felt like.
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
nutritionist?
I knew I could trust you to fly the great poops flag.
A very knowledgeable guy, mixing science and quackery (he hooked nodes up to my feet and used a weird ass looking computer to supposedly determine my metal levels). He was also a chiropractor.
He helped me a lot, but he moved away. I haven't found another nutritionist yet.
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
a specialist is a called a dietitian, nutritionist is not a regulated title.
lol measuring "metal levels"
lol measuring "metal levels"
lol glorified drug dealers
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
what the hell?
CrudeDiatribe
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I am orienting the iron ions in my blood with this rare earth magnet right now oh my chakras
Freeza Under The Shower
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you have no idea how much I hate this particular phrase. Not understanding government in detail, okay, but not understanding the fucking basics of it? I could think of worse reasons to punch someone in the face for.
You Know Nothing
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Brb, getting my 100% authentic E-meter.
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
Erection or Enema?
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
You aren't supposed to talk about that
Actually...they do pay me to fix shit.
It's just...I don't wanna be an ass. Like his problems are because of me but nothing I did, if that makes sense. He has a crush on me and I told him that I'm probably not gonna be home anytime soon and it's just not realistic. And how he's being weird and I feel bad.
You're telling me.
Wait do you mean this literally or
liliththepale
Banned
I guess you could say it goes both ways.
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
Makes sense to me.=p
I hate to say it, but that's on him. You told him and he chooses to not listen, almost like what we were talking about earlier in here.
Do not feel bad, I know it's easier said then done and I've felt bad telling someone no also, but the best you can do is tell him the truth which it sounds like you did and then hope he/she/whoever deals with it.
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