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FANT4STIC 4OUR |OT| Fantastic 4/10

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The last act must have been re-written dozens of times. It stands out like a sore thumb, breaking a sense of consistency that the film had. One review claimed that they purposefully left the film open to enable sequels. I disagree. They rushed the film to get closure.
 
There's still a chance to incorporate Silver Surfer in their gritty reboot universe.

He could be a dude who's the ultimate pro-surfer in New York with a surfboard spray-painted chrome and a matching chrome wetsuit with it. The Fantastic Four have to top him in a surfing contest if they're going to convince him to rally support to start a clean up crew for the beach that's becoming unsafe for fellow citizens due to all that trash and broken glass.

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Snow

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So I just saw it. Didn't go in with huge expectations and so wasn't exactly disappointed, but also nothing that really stood out as great either. Sort of felt similar after I had watched Jumper, which everybody told me was terrible, so I was completely prepared for shallow characterization and a not so great plot. But the overriding feeling after finishing Jumper was that is seemed to be building up to something and then suddenly stop. Which is pretty much what I felt when walking out of the cinema after watching this.

The casting actually worked for me. Them going so young had a lot of comic book folks skeptical, but I don't particularly care about comic book faithfulness if they want to go for something else that is compelling and are able to pull it off. The main four actors are actually pretty strong and in an alternate universe with a better script they probably could've been able to carry a movie that is pretty decent.

Instead the movie structurally seems to be interested in character based story telling, but then gives a baffling small amount of character development and character interactions to these actors. Grimm and Reed probably get most, mostly in that prologue section, which may be where the movie is strongest. Johnny and Sue get a tiny exchange when Johnny
starts working in the lab
and a couple sentences when they're discussing Johnny
being deployed by the military
. Johnny doesn't really have a meaningful conversation with Reed in the movie. And Reed and Sue have that
little talk in the library
and that one talk they have about
her being adopted
.

Ben as played by Jamie Bell gets almost no chance to interact with anyone. Even with Reed, there is a short exchange
in the plane after Reed's capture
between Ben and Reed but otherwise nothing meaningful and meaty to showcase their characters and their relationship. Even though ostensibly it should be super fertile ground for character based drama, with deep friendship, resentment and guilt all thrown in the mix.

It's just... ok, you want to make a movie that focuses on the characters rather than the wizz-bang of big action set pieces in a comicbook movie, but then hardly let the characters interact. Or even the moments the character should've gotten some solo moments of drama are sort of... just not there. Like the moment that Ben
begs Reed to stay and is just deeply distressed
, which is actually kind of an arresting image. But then there is a time jump and you don't really see him getting to terms with the horror of what he is. Same with the other three; you don't really see Johnny, Reed or Sue deal with the emotional trauma and subsequent getting control of their powers. Where that seems like it should've been the heart of the movie, instead there is a time jump and a montage section.

And then there is Doom. His origin actually didn't bother me that much, though 'smart, resentful, after the girl he can't have' sort of felt like lazy storytelling. His motivations are kind of muddle though, and the final plan is just completely incoherent. And his final visual design is really, really poor. When that first image leaked, I sort of assumed everyone was overreacting, because surely the final version would have more (possibly CG) work done to it. And I suppose he does have those green energy veins in the final version, but it still looks really poorly designed.
 

enigmatic_alex44

Whenever a game uses "middleware," I expect mediocrity. Just see how poor TLOU looks.
My predictions were correct as per, this movie is a gigantic flop

The superhero reboot has been dogged by bad reviews (it’s currently got a 9 percent rating on Rotten Tomatoes), but it’s still eyeing a debut in the mid-40s. That’s well under the debuts of the original Fantastic Four movies: 10 years ago, the first Fantastic Four opened to $56.1 million, and 2007’s Rise of the Silver Surfer brought in $58.1 million.

You can kiss that sequel goodbye

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Just needs a little photoshop and it would be perfect.

I love those weird moments in Marvel Comics where the characters interact with the media created of them. Even back in the Lee days most of the heroes acknowledged that they had an ongoing comic series.
 

Sanjuro

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Just coming out. All I have to say is, I didn't hate is as I did Amazing Spider-Man 2. It's not very good still.

It's devoid of any sort of action or pace. Is basically one big origin story that doesn't end, then tops it with an action sequence that makes no sense.

The pieces of the film's dialog which is being mentioned on Twitter sounds far worse in print than in actuality, yet still dumb if you ask me.

One thing I did like? The incident when they get their powers. It looks like some kind of horror porn as I would expect it to be.
 
Just coming out. All I have to say is, I didn't hate is as I did Amazing Spider-Man 2. It's not very good still.

It's devoid of any sort of action or pace. Is basically one big origin story that doesn't end, then tops it with an action sequence that makes no sense.

The pieces of the film's dialog which is being mentioned on Twitter sounds far worse in print than in actuality, yet still dumb if you ask me.

One thing I did like? The incident when they get their powers. It looks like some kind of horror porn as I would expect it to be.
Thanks for the review.
 
So he is taking the Joss Whedon approach then? Blame others for your own issues? (X-Men, Alien Regurgitation)
If you think the screenwriter has any degree of control over how a movie like Alien Resurrection turns out, you know so little about how these things are made that your argument is barely even worth acknowledging, let alone validating with a counter-argument.
 

Sanjuro

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Also, I counted 7 people in the cinema for a large format screening. Including myself. Not a meaningful metric, just an observation.
 
If you think the screenwriter has any degree of control over how a movie like Alien Resurrection turns out, you know so little about how these things are made that your argument is barely even worth acknowledging, let alone validating with a counter-argument.

C'mon. Whedon's script for Resurrection wasn't much better than the film that was made from it. At all. Jeunet didn't like the guy, and fucked with his story, but I don't know that he really made it worse. If he'd faithfully filmed what Whedon had written, it'd still be a subpar film.

He wrote a bad Alien movie. It was a great Firefly rough draft, though. I'm glad he took a lot of the better ideas from his bad script and made something worthwhile out of it.

Trank deleted his Twitter account. What did he say?

Jesus. Again?

This guy is a documentary waiting to happen. The Troy Duffy shit is gonna stick to him.
 
If you think the screenwriter has any degree of control over how a movie like Alien Resurrection turns out, you know so little about how these things are made that your argument is barely even worth acknowledging, let alone validating with a counter-argument.

A shit script is a shit script. If Whedon had any balls he would have owned up to that instead of throwing blame. At least William Goldman was man enough to admit his Dreamcatcher script was awful.

C'mon. Whedon's script for Resurrection wasn't much better than the film that was made from it. At all. Jeunet didn't like the guy, and fucked with his story, but I don't know that he really made it worse. If he'd faithfully filmed what Whedon had written, it'd still be a subpar film.

He wrote a bad Alien movie. It was a great Firefly rough draft, though. I'm glad he took a lot of the better ideas from his bad script and made something worthwhile out of it.

Thank you.
 
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