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FANT4STIC 4OUR |OT| Fantastic 4/10

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GAMEPROFF

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AmaterasuOni said:
Doom goes bad boy on earth for about 10 minutes. Then F4 fight against Doom for 5ish minutes in the horrible CGI environment. Then they beat him and oh boy, joke around how the foursome is going to be called. That's it. Nothing more. Credits roll. People are happy that the suffering ends and they can head to home. The End.
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Man, I really dont know what I can believe and what now, but since all the unbelievable turned out true...
 
cyberheater

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AmaterasuOni said:
Doom goes bad boy on earth for about 10 minutes. Then F4 fight against Doom for 5ish minutes in the horrible CGI environment. Then they beat him and oh boy, joke around how the foursome is going to be called. That's it. Nothing more. Credits roll. People are happy that the suffering ends and they can head to home. The End.
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LOL.

At least the other Fantastic Four movies were quite entertaining.
 
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AmaterasuOni

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GAMEPROFF said:
Man, I really dont know what I can believe and what now, but since all the unbelievable turned out true...
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I actually had to review the movie. 3000 characters. I had to suffer through the movie and then write about it. It sucks, but hey, someone's gotta do these things. :)
 
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Frog-fu

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Yeah, my interest just spiked tremendously.

For some twisted reason I would love for FF4 to break the 500m barrier and be a massive success.
 
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Toa TAK

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AmaterasuOni said:
I actually had to review the movie. 3000 characters. I had to suffer through the movie and then write about it. It sucks, but hey, someone's gotta do these things. :)
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That takes me back to the old days of me reviewing bad movies for my high school paper. I still remember going to see Apollo 18 for it.
 
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Femmeworth

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Vazduh said:
Someone on imdb summed up the entire mess. Quoting one of the two big-ass posts:
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However, anyone who criticizes Michael B. Jordan's earlier casting in the film - be it for the proof of simple nepotism, the unexplained relationship to Kate Mara's character, or simply not liking him in the part - is childishly labeled as a "racist" by the media, with supporters of the film following suit (and while there are some racists, that's not comic book fandom - that's just the world we live in).
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Okay, buddy.
 
Joel Was Right

Joel Was Right

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AmaterasuOni said:
Ben says something like that and then Reed knows what they're called. Yeah.
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Ben did not say that.

He said "(something something) it's fantastic."
Reed: "Wait. Say that again?".
Ben: "..it's fantastic *shrugs*
Reed: "I've got it...(turns to Sue)"

And as he opens his mouth the title of the film comes on

No one actually says "Fantastic Four" in the movie.
 
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Pai Pai Master

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Meus Renaissance said:
Ben did not say that.

He said "(something something) it's fantastic."
Reed: "Wait. Say that again?".
Ben: "..it's fantastic *shrugs*
Reed: "I've got it...(turns to Sue)"

And as he opens his mouth the title of the film comes on

No one actually says "Fantastic Four" in the movie.
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That might be even worse depending on the delivery

Reminds me of AOU ending which also could have been handled better.
 
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AmaterasuOni

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Meus Renaissance said:
Ben did not say that.

He said "(something something) it's fantastic."
Reed: "Wait. Say that again?".
Ben: "..it's fantastic *shrugs*
Reed: "I've got it...(turns to Sue)"

And as he opens his mouth the title of the film comes on

No one actually says "Fantastic Four" in the movie.
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Yeah, something like this. Can't remember the lines. But the scene is actually one of the only things which even shows some chemistry between the actors. Maybe it was filmed before the green screen chaos?
 
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mreddie

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Meus Renaissance said:
Ben did not say that.

He said "(something something) it's fantastic."
Reed: "Wait. Say that again?".
Ben: "..it's fantastic *shrugs*
Reed: "I've got it...(turns to Sue)"

And as he opens his mouth the title of the film comes on

No one actually says "Fantastic Four" in the movie.
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They pulled a Avengers As...

Ugh.
 
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ScreenSplitter

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Meus Renaissance said:
Ben did not say that.

He said "(something something) it's fantastic."
Reed: "Wait. Say that again?".
Ben: "..it's fantastic *shrugs*
Reed: "I've got it...(turns to Sue)"

And as he opens his mouth the title of the film comes on

No one actually says "Fantastic Four" in the movie.
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... I mean Whedon barely got away with that shit and that was at the end of a well received sequel to a highly anticipated movie (whatever the contrary you might say I'm sure). They've hardly earned that.
 
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Toa TAK

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mreddie said:
Freshman year, Ultraviolet. My review was almost SCREW THIS MOVIE.
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Nah man, you gotta have fun with it.

You can't expect a bunch of teenagers to actually read a 14+ page newspaper in highschool with useful information. They don't care about that.
 
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ElBoxyBrown

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So that little fight scene that you see in the trailer when they are in the alien world or whatever attacking rocks, is that basically the only time they are doing superhero stuff? For 10 min?
 
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Pai Pai Master

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ScreenSplitter said:
... I mean Whedon barely got away with that shit and that was at the end of a well received sequel to a highly anticipated movie (whatever the contrary you might say I'm sure). They've hardly earned that.
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Yeah that was kinda weird in Avengers but more because I don't expect most people to even know the "assemble" line.

Cap should said it and then Falcon should have been all "but we're already here."
 
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mreddie

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Toa TAK said:
Nah man, you gotta have fun with it.

You can't expect a bunch of teenagers to actually read a 14+ page newspaper in highschool with useful information. They don't care about that.
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I did.

I did a review of Date Movie I highly regret to this day. I recommended it.
 
cyberheater

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Actually this is starting to sound so cheesy I might actually enjoy it.
 
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AmaterasuOni

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ElBoxyBrown said:
So that little fight scene that you see in the trailer when they are in the alien world or whatever attacking rocks, is that basically the only time they are doing superhero stuff? For 10 min?
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In total there's probably around 30 or 40 minutes of superpowerish footage.
Most of this is about Ben clubbering foreign soldiers (repeated footage) and Sue and Johnny trying out their powers. Reed is AWOL and hardly shown. Doom is lost until the last 15ish minutes.

That last and only fight lasts that 10-15 minutes. :)

cyberheater said:
Actually this is starting to sound so cheesy I might actually enjoy it.
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I love cheese. This is not cheese, it's just garbage. :/
 
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Shaanyboi

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- Miles Teller, Kate Mara, and Jamie Bell are cast in the film as Mister Fantastic, Invisible Woman, and the Thing. Everyone and their mother criticizes these cast choices, and fans begin to express complete disdain for the reboot. However, anyone who criticizes Michael B. Jordan's earlier casting in the film - be it for the proof of simple nepotism, the unexplained relationship to Kate Mara's character, or simply not liking him in the part - is childishly labeled as a "racist" by the media, with supporters of the film following suit (and while there are some racists, that's not comic book fandom - that's just the world we live in).
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*sigh*
 
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