Collin
Banned
My thoughts, chapter by chapter:
Chapter 1
- Wow, it's the first mission again!
- Barret's kind of annoying!
- Surprisingly difficult first boss, that's promising.
Chapter 2
- Fuck, is that Sephiorith? You assholes.
- Fuck are those dementors now?
- This combats getting a little dull, been fighting dudes for like 90 straight min now.
Chapter 3
- OMG that music and those graphics, fuck me, it's beautiful.
- Holy shit look up!!! Looks sick!!!
- Wow, script and performances are seemingly better than expected? It's not Paul Thomas Anderson or anything but the main characters actually talk like human beings in a Square JRPG? Wow, did not expect that. Even Barret has become more tolerable now.
- I was so wrong during chapter 2, I'm in love now.
Chapter 4
- Combat is actually decently complex, I'm impressed. A hybrid of XIII and XV, taking the best parts and removing the shit from both.
- lol Roche is fucking cornball straight outta a Kingdom Hearts game. Whatever, I'll take it.
- Still impressed at difficulty, did every side-quest and came close to dying a few times. Happy about that.
- Jesus Christ, Jessie's the horniest FF character I've ever seen and that's saying something.
Chapter 5
- Tunnels followed by fun boss fight ok, fine.
Chapter 6
- Most meh chapter thus far.
Chapter 7
- Wow is the padding so blatantly annoyingly clear here, holy shit.
- Don't do this, please make this dungeon end. What a pace killer.
- Fuck make it stop.
Chpater 8
- I'm back in love, that rooftop section.
- Aerith's house!!! fuck me man, that music!!
- This is life-affirmatively beautiful.
- Sidequests are whatev but I'm glad they exist atlesat.
- Rude boss fight is A+
Chapter 1
- Wow, it's the first mission again!
- Barret's kind of annoying!
- Surprisingly difficult first boss, that's promising.
Chapter 2
- Fuck, is that Sephiorith? You assholes.
- Fuck are those dementors now?
- This combats getting a little dull, been fighting dudes for like 90 straight min now.
Chapter 3
- OMG that music and those graphics, fuck me, it's beautiful.
- Holy shit look up!!! Looks sick!!!
- Wow, script and performances are seemingly better than expected? It's not Paul Thomas Anderson or anything but the main characters actually talk like human beings in a Square JRPG? Wow, did not expect that. Even Barret has become more tolerable now.
- I was so wrong during chapter 2, I'm in love now.
Chapter 4
- Combat is actually decently complex, I'm impressed. A hybrid of XIII and XV, taking the best parts and removing the shit from both.
- lol Roche is fucking cornball straight outta a Kingdom Hearts game. Whatever, I'll take it.
- Still impressed at difficulty, did every side-quest and came close to dying a few times. Happy about that.
- Jesus Christ, Jessie's the horniest FF character I've ever seen and that's saying something.
Chapter 5
- Tunnels followed by fun boss fight ok, fine.
Chapter 6
- Most meh chapter thus far.
Chapter 7
- Wow is the padding so blatantly annoyingly clear here, holy shit.
- Don't do this, please make this dungeon end. What a pace killer.
- Fuck make it stop.
Chpater 8
- I'm back in love, that rooftop section.
- Aerith's house!!! fuck me man, that music!!
- This is life-affirmatively beautiful.
- Sidequests are whatev but I'm glad they exist atlesat.
- Rude boss fight is A+