Here's something I want to know, why is it a Bard and not a class with math I care about
I guess it has the more complex math with the Bloodletter modeling and all but still.
I like to think it's because bards can simultaneously obsess over math and not have to worry about it for serious because lolBRDDPS.
The best part of Bard Math is that you get a giant essay on single-clip vs double-clip openers, complete with an attempt to account for Bloodletter proccing a fraction of a second before it'd be off CD anyway--so seemingly worthless except that it lets you fire it off before another dot tick that could reproc that you would have missed waiting for natural CD, and then end the whole thing with "just do whatever feels right" because we're secretly just all in it for the hats.
Alternate answer: Because nobody actually cares about summoners.