OP I don't care what the law is. Get her the fuck out now. I 'll come do it myself if you want, believe me it will be legal and effective.
OP I don't care what the law is. Get her the fuck out now. I 'll come do it myself if you want, believe me it will be legal and effective.
No sex in 3 years? I bet shes fucked way more than 4 guys.
OP, can you describe the dynamics of your relationship? I am not sure how this worked unless you both had agreed to be celibate.
3 dudes in a few days, 1 was the week before.
Get yourself checked out.
Get yourself checked out.
They haven't had sex in three years.
Only thing OP needs to check out is the definition of "girlfriend" in the dictionary.
this thread is so good.
in any case I hope for you, op, that all of this is fake. I mean, lol. 3 years, no sex, she went to FURCON in order to get wasted and have sex (really, man?) and you still didn't kick her out from your fucking house. "I can't kick her out yet" ok but how about kicking her out 2 years ago.
also is this your first girlfriend and how long is your penis are viable questions.
this thread is so good.
in any case I hope for you, op, that all of this is fake. I mean, lol. 3 years, no sex, she went to FURCON in order to get wasted and have sex (really, man?) and you still didn't kick her out from your fucking house. "I can't kick her out yet" ok but how about kicking her out 2 years ago.
also is this your first girlfriend and how long is your penis are viable questions.
Well considering he hasn't sleep with her for more than three years I don't thinks it's necessary.
This thread...I can't even...
OP, you know what you have to do now. Just slap her with the notice to pay up the past 3 months of rent, or vacate the premises. If she pays, then she has the 30 days to get out of yourhouse. If she doesn't pay, sorry, she has to leave. It's not your responsibility to make sure she has friends/family/whomever she can stay with.
I know you obviously have strong feelings for her to put up with her shit for 3 years, but the truth is she doesn't view you in the same way you view her, and she doesn't respect you or your feelings. People like this are toxic, and should be cut out of your life like an abscess. She's an adult, so she should behave like an adult, and be treated like an adult by you. Don't coddle her because "she's in need/broke/no friends." That's not on you, and obviously she has people in her life since she's inviting them over to your house. If they won't put her up, not your problem. She's no longer your problem/concern.
*sigh* It would be Wisconsin. I was born in Los Angeles, but raised in Milwaukee, WI, I know how crazy WI can be, that's for sure. Lol. I moved to LA after high school, and haven't looked back.
If she has family in Cali, let them bail her out of this situation, and fly her out there to live with them until she grows the fuck up. I know it sounds harsh as fuck, but you're a grown ass man, and you just don't need this type of drama in your life.
So the "girlfriend" ruse fed to the OP was to save on rent or some shit? Given this is even real and we're not being trolled.
Indeed, she sounds more like a roommate.
Somewhere down the line we're going to learn she has her own room, hooked up with the OP once 3 years ago and it was a relationship in his mind since.
Somewhere down the line we're going to learn she has her own room, hooked up with the OP once 3 years ago and it was a relationship in his mind since.
I hope she will be ok, having an ex trying to make you homeless must be a pain.
I'm sure she'll find a nice stable place to live.
Thread title might need to be "So I broke up with this girl that lives with me and gets the D at furcons"
I asked and her answer was April when the apartment she got will be ready. She hasn't paid me any "rent" for January or February and what she gives me doesn't cover half the mortgage.
Ive asked her to leave at the beginning of February. She has nobody to go with and nowhere to go. She has no money and all her family lives in California. She was going to drive back home but she is going to school here and will go back at the end of the semester.
If I were you I'd call her family to explain the situation. In detail. I'm sure they can help her out.
"Your daughter cheated on me with a horse. I want her out of my house."If I were you I'd call her family to explain the situation. In detail. I'm sure they can help her out.
"Your daughter cheated on me with a horse. I want her out of my house."
Holy shit. Well OP I don't know what to tell ya. I think you should try being super nasty. Dont flush and don't wash dishes and start a collection of bellybutton lint and nail clippings. Make it so unbearable that she would bounce.
You can't legally kick someone out when they've stayed at your place for a certain amount of time. Way less than a year. It doesn't matter if they're on the ease or not. i mean, you can do it. But if they want to pursue the matter, they can really fuck you over.
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking too. Like, they had sex once and he assumed they were in a relationship, and he never talked about it with her and she thought it was just a one time thing and they were just roommates.
That's the only way this entire story will even make sense in my head.
And considering some of the people I've met in my life, entirely plausible.
They'll probably think that their daughter has a creep for a roommate.
This Jbaird come to get revenge on us?
Incoming twist: girlfriend evicts OP from his own house
What happened to OP? There are too many good questions that need to get answered here.
What happened to OP? There are too many good questions that need to get answered here.
Oh man that would be hilarious.
This post is great especially with your name lol.
OP don't let her kick you out I won't let this happen .