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[GoldenEye 007]

Um.... Generally in an arrangement like this with no formal lease agreement, the procedure to "renting" to someone falls back on state laws.

Research your state's laws and see what both of your rights are.

 

[JBourne]

the member above

JBourne
Member
(Today, 02:16 AM)

leaves me very suspicious.

Good job, detective. You cracked the case.

 

[Riggs]

lollll that post incriminating but it's from 09 so OP might have excuse. How long has she lived there I just know it's 3 years since sex.

 

[davepoobond]

I'm just gonna leave this little tidbit here. Don't know if it's related to the OP's story.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=15035960&postcount=1

It appears scandalous but that was 5 years ago. He bought a house somehow in the middle there so...

It is sort of weird how you went back that far into his past to pick out something about his living situation.

 

[Nether!]

Ugh, this whole thread.
I hope it isn't real, I like to pretend that there isn't a real person out there that would let themselves get into this situation.

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

Good job, detective. You cracked the case.

playing it cool won't keep you safe any longer.

go ly dow, now before further interrogation begins.

 

[TheSadRanger]

It appears scandalous but that was 5 years ago. He bought a house somehow in the middle there so...

It is sort of weird how you went back that far into his past to pick out something about his living situation.

I just clicked his profile and browsed over the threads he's made. There wasn't that many and I thought I might find something.

 

[MThanded]

goofed you dun

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

Good job, detective. You cracked the case.

I need to go ly dow

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

What if the op is the roommate, banged roommates gf, fell in love and haven't had sex with her for three years since they first banged, roommates gf bangs a bunch of horse, and is kicking her out?

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

OP is a former member trolling us. It's obvious, my guess is that guy Jbaird.

 

[BraXzy]

Can someone explain to me why member JBourne has something to do with anything? I'm tired and don't see the connection.

Thread so far has been incredibly entertaining, which sucks hard since it is all due to someone's terrible situation.

Hope you get her out ASAP OP.

 

[TheSadRanger]

What if the op is the roommate, banged roommates gf, fell in love and haven't had sex with her for three years since they first banged, roommates gf bangs a bunch of horse, and is kicking her out?

 

[……forgetit]

Dude....Fuck that bitch

 

[OnettHansen]

The one from a friend, is it man sized and walks around on two legs?

Oh god I'm dying here

Sorry to hear about your predicament OP, hope it can all get resolved soon

 

[JBourne]

Can someone explain to me why member JBourne has something to do with anything? I'm tired and don't see the connection.

My username is similar to someone who was banned years ago and is responsible for a GAF meme.

 

[Steve Youngblood]

Don't worry, he is cooking up a scheme to make this thread longer.

He decides to let bygones be bygones and surprise her while she's showering in the master bathroom, and it turns out that it's the girlfriend's hot sister!

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

Can someone explain to me why member JBourne has something to do with anything? I'm tired and don't see the connection.

Thread so far has been incredibly entertaining, which sucks hard since it is all due to someone's terrible situation.

Hope you get her out ASAP OP.

This is Jbaird

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=404430

And this tale we are reading is as outlandish as that one. Jbourne just happens to have a name as close as his. Just seems like a thread he would make.

 

[akira28]

He decides to let bygones be bygones and surprise her while she's showering in the master bathroom, and it turns out that it's the girlfriend's hot sister!

correction, her hot sister who is actually hot and actually DTF.

Anyway, she's got issues, and I'm sorry to say, so does OP. The self esteem inside of that household must be off the charts.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

What if jbourne is John Michael Kane, and jbourne banged roommate as John Michael Kane, so jbourne in reality still banged the roommate, but just doesn't remember.

 

[davepoobond]

Has anyone even asked if this girlfriend is hot?

She has to be ugly considering she gets smashed by furries.


If she were hot she would just go to a bar. Why bother making a trip to a convention?

 

[akira28]

I'm assuming the worst at this point.

 

[BraXzy]

If she were hot she would just go to a bar. Why bother making a trip to a convention?

You can't pick up horses at bars, duh!

 

[JBourne]

What if jbourne is John Michael Kane, and jbourne banged roommate as John Michael Kane, so jbourne in reality still banged the roommate, but just doesn't remember.

Busted. Time to go back on the lam.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

Be real if so.

 

[condompickle]

easiest way to get her out is to tell her you love her and you cant imagine life without her. also smell her socks in front of her. i have more options, but you'll have to pm me.

 

[RoySFNR]

Wait so the horse was in the army?

 

[RiffRaff]

OP, are you alive?

 

[shadyspace]

Wait so the horse was in the army?

I've known more horses that were in the army than men

 

[James Woods]

Thread had no climax.

Unlike the OP's girlfriend with her horse lovers.

 

[perfectchaos007]

Thread had no climax.

Unlike the OP's girlfriend with her horse lovers.

She was doin it like they do on the Discovery Channel. Furry friends aren't monogamous.

 

[Conscience Falls]

Wait so the horse was in the army?

Somewhat.

 

[fauxtrot]

This thread sure slowed to a crawl... where you at, OP? We need more deets! Let's get a Reddit style AMA going up in this thread. So many questions need answers!

 

[andycapps]

There's gotta be more to this. I mean, he hasn't had sex with her in 3 years. Doesn't sound like his girlfriend. Sounds like a roommate that he once had a thing with.

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

best thread of the week?

 

[foxuzamaki]

She fucked 4 dudes behind my back.

Holy shit

 

[Steve Youngblood]

Holy shit

Read further.

 

[Grakl]

Read further.

good one ha!

 

[Ban Puncher]

 

[foxuzamaki]

Read further.

HOLY SHIT

 

[Riggs]

She fucked 4 dudes behind my back.

Read further.

Lol further and that tag , perfect.

 

[rocketskates]

You guys, you killed him

 

[The Albatross]

Go one step better.

Man I've had a shitty night (not as bad as OPs obviously) but this shit just make me Lol

Feel bad for op. That's some really fucked up stuff.

 

[Trojan X]

She fucked 4 dudes behind my back.

First i was about to say be reasonable because you guys lived together and all, until i read the above that is. Tell her to get the fuck out within one week and involve your family for ease.　Legally, she is in no position to go against you.

 

[Arkos]

Oh wow I just now looked through all 11 pages. Amazing. I haven't laughed this much on GAF in a while, sorry that my entertainment came at your expense OP. Get her the fuck out.

The one from a friend, is it man sized and walks around on two legs?

My favorite joke

We need a mark that mods can edit into thread titles that is like the bat signal...but for Lionel.

Totally agree

 

[Mr.Monitor]

http://youtu.be/X_DVS_303kQ

 

[Trojan X]

I read the recap. What a mess!! OP lucky he is not engaged or married to her for this is solvable.

 

[Replicant]

I think I kinda lost. What is Furcon? Do I want to know? Why all the horse references? Is OP dating a horse?

 

[Toothpick]

I think I kinda lost. What is Furcon? Do I want to know? Why all the horse references? Is OP dating a horse?

 

[CloudWolf]

Seems like she has done this kind of thing for a long time:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35267946

EDIT: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=29201136

Seriously OP, why did you break up with her just now, when you already wanted her gone in 2011? And you were free to screw others behind her back, but she wasn't? I really need some answers here.