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I broke up with my girlfriend...
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perfectchaos007
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Ah, I think I get the idea. DIdn't want to search "Spit Roast" on google at work
davepoobond
you can't put a price on sparks
Can't you do both? At least you'd get some money from her.
TheSadRanger
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Can't wait to see how this ends.
Interestingly enough, you probably would have been fine.
Yeah, I'd expect you to be able to do both.
You can't not accept her rent payment just so you can exercise the 5 day eviction. That option is supposed to be available to landlords who aren't receiving rent payments. If she pays you give her the 28 day notice.
Cheshire_Buddha
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Dude, kick her the hell out of your place, like, right now. If I found out that the girlfriend I lived with went behind my back and fucked four dudes, especially four furries, I wouldn't have given her until the end of the month. Her shit would be out on the streets and my locks would be changed.
It's alright to try and be the good guy, but not in a situation like this.
It's alright to try and be the good guy, but not in a situation like this.
Chinese finger trap?
You do not have to accept the rent money, but you can ask her for the two months she hasn't paid. If she refuses, I think you can do the 5 day eviction notice. If she makes her rent current, you can apply the 28 day notice tenancy termination.
I could be completely wrong here, but that's what it sounds like to me.
Yeah wow. OP no offense but I can't even feel sorry for you anymore, you should have bailed out years ago.
GungHo
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You're on NeoGAF. If that hasn't set off the alarms, you're good.
Dang that sucks. Maybe if she isn't that smart you could give her the 28 day notice and tell her you showed it to her 27 days ago but she was too drunk to remember?
I am not the horseman, I swear.
davepoobond
you can't put a price on sparks
Yeah, do this if you suspect she will do something legally against you. Just habe to deal with it I guess. If she wrecks shit then she can be liable for damages.
The rental notice should include the amounts she owes you for jan and feb, not just feb. march will probably be a wash.
If you make her pay both months as an outstanding balance she may not be able to come up with the money and shell be out sooner.
moltonasty
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You are an idiot. Kick her out and make her take you to court if she want to pay rent and receive the 28 day eviction notice so bad.
1. Wait for her to leave.
2. Call locksmith and change locks.
3. Throw her shit outside.
If she wants to legally assert a landlord - tenant agreement:
1. Make her take you to court.
2. Bring pictures of furry sex to court.
The most likely result of kicking her out will be that she throws a fit, and have who ever she's fucking in town to pick her up.
1. Wait for her to leave.
2. Call locksmith and change locks.
3. Throw her shit outside.
If she wants to legally assert a landlord - tenant agreement:
1. Make her take you to court.
2. Bring pictures of furry sex to court.
The most likely result of kicking her out will be that she throws a fit, and have who ever she's fucking in town to pick her up.
Just because you've broken up doesn't mean you're instantly entitled to forcefully remove someone from their shelter and it's the reason tenant laws exist.
Sho_Nuff82
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So she cheated on you, you broke up with her, and she's being pissy about not being able to bring guys over to bang in the three weeks before she moves out? A real winner, that one.
Was that posted somewhere in the thread? I can't keep up with all the posts, aha. But, anyway, I would've thought as OP is the sole mortgage holder, he has every right to evict her ass as and when he wants providing he gives her all her belongings and she has somewhere to go. I'm sure one of her lovely horsemen will give her somewhere to stay.
fatigues_gasolini
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Well I can at least change the WiFi password. Brea can I restrict the people who come to my house? She invites people over and doesn't tell me.
Technically since she was given eviction notice at the beginning of February (sorry if I'm remembering that wrong) anyone she invites over without your permission is Trespassing unknowingly.
Yes would be the short answer. It's your house and she has no claim to it.
Even if she had a contract you could restrict the number of people and when they can be there.
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If you're on the lease together then you probably can't restrict who she brings into the apartment. Changing the WiFi password is a good step though. If you can't kick her out then make the apartment as unloveable as you can. Give her no access to things that aren't hers. Since you haven't had sex in three years, I assume that life for her is not all that different post-breakup and probably assumes you don't have the spine to ever make her leave. Give her an eviction notice ASAP, and even though the next 28 days will suck you'll be better off for it.
And on the off chance you're not trolling, please get a backbone before entering the next relationship. If a partner denies you sex and texts other dudes about getting creampied, end it immediately.
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The Lamonster
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I think you're onto something. I'll expand on that idea:
change wifi password
change garage door code if you have one
turn off hot water
eat all the food in the house
use ridiculously loud alarm clock
throw parties on weeknights
find another gf stat
leave toilet seat up
davepoobond
you can't put a price on sparks
More like thanksgetting it in the ass
I think you're onto something. I'll expand on that idea:
change wifi password
turn off hot water
eat all the food in the house
use ridiculously loud alarm clock
throw parties on weeknights
find another gf stat
leave toilet seat up
Looool
Blue Ninja
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Introduce her to the curb. Send her out on her ass.
Delusibeta
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I think you're onto something. I'll expand on that idea:
change wifi password
turn off hot water
eat all the food in the house
use ridiculously loud alarm clock
throw parties on weeknights
find another gf stat
leave toilet seat up
Remove all toilet seats so she has to squat.
BAM! Right up the davepooper!
fatigues_gasolini
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One last question brea: do I need a formal letter for the eviction notice or can I use a generic one.
Sho_Nuff82
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Oh my.
backflip10019
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Just be like Mongo.
Well it sounds bad when you say it like that.
User 100115
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I am so confused.
Are you sure you didn't like, break up 3 years ago and didn't understand? Not having sex and her biting your head off if you ask for sex and then sleeping with a ton of people to me is 'no longer seeing each other'.
I am so confused.
Are you sure you didn't like, break up 3 years ago and didn't understand? Not having sex and her biting your head off if you ask for sex and then sleeping with a ton of people to me is 'no longer seeing each other'.
He's a real man: He doesn't listen to whorses.
John Rabbit
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KICK HER OUT ALREADY.
pulga
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Delusibeta
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That's one of the downsides of moving in together: if your relationship dies a death, there's a decent chance of legal bollocks if you want to kick your partner out.
Sorry to hear about the shitty GF OP. If I were you I would let her know that you've already made a case to evict her and that if she is not out by march 1st then the sheriff will be by to remove her. Let her call your bluff, but also find out your legal rights. Start documenting that you informed her of her eviction date.
She may have more rights than what you'd like, but as long as you start the legal stuff the faster shevwill be gone and the more real this will be for her.
She may have more rights than what you'd like, but as long as you start the legal stuff the faster shevwill be gone and the more real this will be for her.
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