How many times do we have to explain this?
Aragorn is one of the Dúnadain, blessed with long life. He's 87 in the Two Towers movie, and he dies eventually at 210 years old.
To be fair is that ever really explained in the movies? I'd imagine for those people who haven't read the books this wouldn't exactly be obvious.
To be fair is that ever really explained in the movies? I'd imagine for those people who haven't read the books this wouldn't exactly be obvious.
Isn't sort of shown when Elrond talks to his daughter regarding Aragons fate?
Agreed, and I never expected these movies to be LOTR just because it's set in the same universe. The Hobbit is not as complex a story as the Trilogy, it was written with children in mind, so it's not going to be the emotional roller coaster that the Lord of the Rings books are.Just wanted to pop in and say I saw the film last night and loved it. Overall I've enjoyed all these films. They never reach the high mark set by the LOTR films, but I can think of few movies that do for me.
I sometimes think I'm seeing different films than some people, because while it's not without its faults, I don't understand the hate these films get. They aren't perfect, but I found them very enjoyable. Then again, I never had a big attachment to the Hobbit book, so the changes never really bothered me.
Isn't sort of shown when Elrond talks to his daughter regarding Aragons fate?
Did the movie appear fast for anyone else at times? It felt really bad at the beginning during the Smaug scenes then it felt like it happened less and less as the movie went on. It was a 3D Imax showing if that matters. Was going to go ask the staff about it but after the beginning of the movie it seemed to settle down for the most part.
Pros:
+ Lee Pace
+ Battle Elk
+ War Pig
+ Combat Goats
+ Lee Pace
+ Beorn turning into a bear in midair (even if they stole it from Animorphs)
+ The Billy Boyd song at the end
+ The ending directly leading into Fellowship
+ Lee Pace
+ The women and old people choosing to fight
+ No more Middle Earth movies
+ Lee Pace
King Thranduil was amazing. His raindeer and costume was amazing as well.
Lee Pace nerds need to subtract their Lee Pace bonus before giving their score. It should be good for a 2-4 point drop.
Looking forward to a fan edit of the three films (into one since that's all you need).
Saw this movie last night...
Why do I feel absolutely nothing after viewing it?
I didn't think they were supposed to be taken seriously as warriors. With the exception of Thorin, Fili, Kili and Dwalin, they were, in the words of Balin from An Unexpected Journey:Another thing I didn't like - I couldn't take the Dwarves as serious warriors. In the previous movies they've always been running, and when they do fight it hasn't been anything impressive. Having Thorin emerge from the mountain with 10 Dwarf warriors didn't seem like that should turn the tide of the battle.
He really is just along for the ride in the book. The only time in the book he shows any sign of taking matters into his own hands is when he takes the Arkenstone to Thranduil and Bard.
Really ? I thought they added a few extra things in such as Legolas.
Yes, that is true. But Legolas, although I understand your confusion, is in fact not an army.
Horrible CGI Scottish Dwarf (why in the flying fuck didn't they just get a real actor for the part????)
Cutting all the PJ's inventions would still make this a 2-part movie. You'd have to cut the lengthy Gollum/Smaug scenes, which are the best parts of the movie. I saw DoS EE yesterday and there's maybe an hour to be cut from the Laketown sideshow and Gandalf's shenanigans.
If you set the limit to 3 hours Bilbo would have to enter The Mountain ~ 2 hours in. Before this he has to go through Misty Mountains, Mirkwood... I'll revisit AuJ EE and check how much I could compress it without fast forwarding the good bits. Edit: I forgot to say there is the Dwarfed edition fan edit which compresses AuJ+DoS into 2 hours but I felt they cut too much.
The Hobbit could have been done in one three hour film. Of course it would be The Hobbit without any of the additional links to the Lord of the Rings and the elements inherent in the novel itself would act as the main linking mechanisms; Gollum and Elrond etc.Cutting all the PJ's inventions would still make this a 2-part movie. You'd have to cut the lengthy Gollum/Smaug scenes, which are the best parts of the movie. I saw DoS EE yesterday and there's maybe an hour to be cut from the Laketown sideshow and Gandalf's shenanigans.
If you set the limit to 3 hours Bilbo would have to enter The Mountain ~ 2 hours in. Before this he has to go through Misty Mountains, Mirkwood... I'll revisit AuJ EE and check how much I could compress it without fast forwarding the good bits. Edit: I forgot to say there is the Dwarfed edition fan edit which compresses AuJ+DoS into 2 hours but I felt they cut too much.
Edmond Dantès;144052528 said:The Hobbit could have been done in one three hour film. Of course it would be The Hobbit without any of the additional links to the Lord of the Rings and the elements inherent in the novel itself would act as the main linking mechanisms; Gollum and Elrond etc.
The first half would essentially be a road-trip movie with backstory told via dialogue and the latter half bringing it all together to its conclusion with the maturation and individuation of our friend Bilbo.
The original plan (in Guillermo del Toro's time) was one film dealing with The Hobbit and one film to bridge the gap between the two respective narratives.
Smaug and Four Armies both have a ton of bullshit to pad time out (Four Armies in particular has less than a fifth of the book left to work with!), but Unexpected Journey was actually pretty meaty in regards to focusing on things that happened in the book and not really inventing too much outside of Azog and Radagast having larger roles than simple references.I haven't seen AUJ in a bit but I think you are underestimating how much bullshit these movies have
I would say part of why LOTR looks better is they actually used practical effects. Nobody gave a shit about the cgi orc bosses cos they just look like ridiculous blobs of cgi.
This guy actually existed and has weight.
Are you Denethor?
The rumor on the CG dwarf is that Billy Connolly was suffering from Parkinsons and so they had to make his character CG in order to complete the scenes.
Pretty sad.
King Thranduil was amazing. His raindeer and costume was amazing as well.
Lee Pace nerds need to subtract their Lee Pace bonus before giving their score. It should be good for a 2-4 point drop.
As for nameless/characterless dwarves, the source is a children's book where the most we've seen of personality in the majority of the dwarves is in their silly names - Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Fili, Kili, Balin, Dwalin, etc. The third film is not where we should be learning who these characters are.
Dain was entirely CGI. He was just voiced by Billy Connolly.
Peter Jackson didn't like the way Connolly looked in costume went back and decided to do the character as all CGI.
The gloss looking like bad makeup was kind of a hint, but the animation not being realistic at all was a deader giveaway than Christopher Lee being replaced with a stuntman for most of his screentime.I can't believe I didn't notice that Dain was CG. I figured he just had a lot of (bad) makeup on. Crazy.
"Just so awful holy shit"
Scores the movie 7/10
That awkward moment when Bilbo turns around to say goodbye to his dwarf friends and realizes the only one's who's names he can remember and had any characterization just died...
That awkward moment when Bilbo turns around to say goodbye to his dwarf friends and realizes the only one's who's names he can remember and had any characterization just died...
Balin, Dwalin, and Bofur didn't die though.
Of all the issues these movies had, you can't say they failed with the dwarves. They gave almost all of them some uniquely memorable aspect.
Thorin goes without saying.
Dwalin stood out as the biggest, baldest dwarf.
Balin stood out as the oldest, wisest dwarf.
Fili and Kili stood out as the sexy dwarves, with Kili in particular having an entire subplot to himself.
Bofur was the kinda goofy one with the hat.
Bombur was the fat one who never talked.
Ori was the dumb one with the slingshot.
Gloin was the one who looked like Gimli on account of he's Gimli's father.
Oin was the one with the trumpet.
Bifur, Nori, and Dori... yeah, they were just kinda there. They can't all be winners.
But the fact that they made ten of the thirteen dwarves stand out in some way is an impressive feat. Compare it to the book, where pretty much any dwarf's name could be replaced with "one of the dwarves" and the story would've been exactly the same.
HFR makes the CGI look worse, and the sets too.
Of all the issues these movies had, you can't say they failed with the dwarves. They gave almost all of them some uniquely memorable aspect.
Dain had more memorable character given to him in less than five minutes than Nori and Dori had across three films.The single biggest thing the films failed at doing is developing 11 out of the 13 dwarves into anyone memorable or worthwhile.
That awkward moment when Bilbo turns around to say goodbye to his dwarf friends and realizes the only one's who's names he can remember and had any characterization just died...
I can confirm this. I just got my copy of the BotFA art book and they say that Peter Jackson didn't like the way Connolly looked in costume went back and decided to do the character as all CGI.
That was awful. So 8 short dudes turned the tide of war?
Also fucking eagles save the day yey again.
The action felt rushed and lazy too.
The single biggest thing the films failed at doing is developing 11 out of the 13 dwarves into anyone memorable or worthwhile.
It actually does neither of those things and in fact the problem is literally in your mind.
Why mention Aragorn? Surely at this point he isn't old enough to be wandering the woods on his own as Strider?
Lol ok.
I stand by what I said. HFR again, just like the last two films, makes the sets look like sets. It's extremely noticeable. It also highlighted the poor, cheap looking CG employed across this trilogy and the ridiculous amount of green screen used. I'm all for trying new things, but HFR has been shit three out of three in these films.