I have a dumb issue with the game that I am trying to get over. When I played ME2 I had little previous exposure to BioWare and knew nothing about the company or it's fan base, having only recently (at the time) been getting into PC gaming. I enjoyed the game quite a bit despite some of the cheesy bits and thought it was great.
Fast forward to today, and I know much more about BioWare - the expensive, short DLC, the Dragon Age II fiasco, the weirdo posts devs make on the official forum (paraphrase: play female Hawk and watch her bum sway, ooh!) and the creepy fan base which seems second worst only to Sonic fans (Tali sweat). I find it harder to enjoy the game now because, especially when it comes to the romance options, it all seems pathetic and corny. Too many cheesy sexual innuendos, it's almost fan-fic quality. And Jack's character design is the most ridiculous thing in the world. The game feels like a nerd daydream simulator next to games like Max Payne 2 or Civ V.
Couple that with the restrictive Paragon/Douchebag options, which are so limiting compared to Alpha Protocol or Deus Ex's conversational systems, and it's tough to feel the love.
Am I being unfair to the game? I don't hate it, it certainly is an accomplishment, but it could have been a lot...classier.
Fast forward to today, and I know much more about BioWare - the expensive, short DLC, the Dragon Age II fiasco, the weirdo posts devs make on the official forum (paraphrase: play female Hawk and watch her bum sway, ooh!) and the creepy fan base which seems second worst only to Sonic fans (Tali sweat). I find it harder to enjoy the game now because, especially when it comes to the romance options, it all seems pathetic and corny. Too many cheesy sexual innuendos, it's almost fan-fic quality. And Jack's character design is the most ridiculous thing in the world. The game feels like a nerd daydream simulator next to games like Max Payne 2 or Civ V.
Couple that with the restrictive Paragon/Douchebag options, which are so limiting compared to Alpha Protocol or Deus Ex's conversational systems, and it's tough to feel the love.
Am I being unfair to the game? I don't hate it, it certainly is an accomplishment, but it could have been a lot...classier.