My Girlfriend Unironically Brough Up the Idea of a Threesome

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McGreevious said:
I don't think a threesome would be worth it. You can only put your penis in one hole at a time so the other is wasted, and trying to pleasure two women at once sounds like way too much work to be enjoyable. I'd stick to fapping while watching threesomes online. It seems like a good middle ground.
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Did I miss the /s ?

Damn OP, jump head first no questions asked. I mean, is the other girl hot and clean? That's all there is to know, really.
 
This is my type of party, hell yeah. Do it. Its not a lot of work if you know what you're doing, you know your girl sexually so you're already ahead of the curve, the next part is to bring in someone that either or both of you know that can adhere to following directions and are willing to submit. Be the dominate one in the room, always be the one in control, and if you like being submissive at times that's alright as well, but don't lose yourself, if your girl and other girl are on each other, enjoy it, bring them both to you make them do it on top of you, never separate yourself from being the main attraction.
 
Shredderi said:
Hah I think it's pretty important to state to whom the variations would be better :D If you you're bi or like dick then of course you're gonna like MMF but for a straight guy who isn't into specifically sharing her woman MFF is infinitely better. MMF for a straight gal is propably better as well.



Exactly. As a 100% straight man I don't get anything out of having another dude beside me.
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Meh I'm a straight dude but having a friend join in for a rodeo has been fun, we don't do anything with each other just the girl. It's like watching porn and being in it at the same time. Thumbs up.

If it was a random dude it would be weird though but that's what friends are for!
 
mrmickfran said:
MFF? Do it.

Just be warned that she'll expect a MMF later on.
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Yeah. This is the biggest reason to not want a threesome. Not sure about you OP, but I wouldn't want to "share" my girlfriend. But if you agree with this threesome, denying her one would come across like a dick move.
 
Greddleok said:
I love IHOP. You're making it sound better.



Wrong? You mean right...correct?


So is there any way to bring this up to another girl? I have a few in mind, and I'm sure she does also. How do you broach the subject without coming off as a creep?
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Hold up, she doesn't even have the other girl in mind yet? Poorly planned,
 
easterislandhead said:
Meh I'm a straight dude but having a friend join in for a rodeo has been fun, we don't do anything with each other just the girl. It's like watching porn and being in it at the same time. Thumbs up.

If it was a random dude it would be weird though but that's what friends are for!
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I'm sensing some unresolved sexual tension between you and this "friend".
 
Go for it, don't overthink it though.

Also lets your girlfriend have some woman booty from time to time. Some women just want to play with another woman but not really go all the way with sex. You won't know probably until you're in bed though.

The best part is when they start competing with each other during it.
 
MFF's are fun. Just make sure she isn't going to try to impose limits on you. If she mentions limits, you bail out on the idea. Limits increase the odds of negative consequences and likely means you aren't going to have a good time anyway. MFF threesomes should be about both partners equally having fun playing and fucking the shit out of the other girl and each other.
 
Murkas said:
Do that move where you lick both their vaginas in one down to up tongue motion.
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That sounds difficult.

KiteBlues said:
This is my type of party, hell yeah. Do it. Its not a lot of work if you know what you're doing, you know your girl sexually so you're already ahead of the curve, the next part is to bring in someone that either or both of you know that can adhere to following directions and are willing to submit. Be the dominate one in the room, always be the one in control, and if you like being submissive at times that's alright as well, but don't lose yourself, if your girl and other girl are on each other, enjoy it, bring them both to you make them do it on top of you, never separate yourself from being the main attraction.
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So I guess it's best to look for a sexually submissive 3rd?

easterislandhead said:
Meh I'm a straight dude but having a friend join in for a rodeo has been fun, we don't do anything with each other just the girl. It's like watching porn and being in it at the same time. Thumbs up.

If it was a random dude it would be weird though but that's what friends are for!
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I don't have any friends close enough I'd want to do that with. Do you not just see his cum face every time you talk to him? Also, which one of you two has the biggest dick?
How do you decide who gets the mouth and who gets the vag? Most girls are terrible at sucking dick, so whoever gets the mouth loses 80% of the time.
 
Greddleok said:
I love IHOP. You're making it sound better.



Wrong? You mean right...correct?


So is there any way to bring this up to another girl? I have a few in mind, and I'm sure she does also. How do you broach the subject without coming off as a creep?
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Either you have bi previous fuck buddies (easiest), or she essentially pulls a bi girl she knows and asks her if the girl would ok with her bf being involved. Only other way would be a close mutual friend into that.
 
It's a big step OP. Your whole life will change. You'll have to dress different, you'll have to act different, you'll have to get all kinds of robes and lotions...
 
Greddleok said:
That sounds difficult.



So I guess it's best to look for a sexually submissive 3rd?



I don't have any friends close enough I'd want to do that with. Do you not just see his cum face every time you talk to him? Also, which one of you two has the biggest dick?
How do you decide who gets the mouth and who gets the vag? Most girls are terrible at sucking dick, so whoever gets the mouth loses 80% of the time.
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You don't decide that shit you swap. If the girl only sucks your dick the entire time that's barely a 3some.
 
urge26 said:
If you come to a forum to ask whether you should bed two girls at the same time, you have psychological issues.
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Why? I know none of my friends have ever had a threesome. They'd base their opinions entirely on porn, which does't help in the slightest. At last on gaf there are people who have experienced it and can tell me what the reality is, more than the notoriety.
 
McGreevious said:
That just seems like she'd be getting in the way.



Nah, you get the pleasure of seeing two girls without dealing with the exhaustion and awkward ness. Plus you can grab a drink or a snack or something and resume when you're reacharged.
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I dunno, man. If there's any time I would enjoy being exhausted, it's during sex.

Depending on how cool the girl(s) is/are, you could always make a snack and get back to it. Who knows, maybe when you come back, they'll be making out. Then you get to see it live! It's a win-win!

Shocking spoilers:
I've never had a threesome
 
Greddleok said:
Why? I know none of my friends have ever had a threesome. They'd base their opinions entirely on porn, which does't help in the slightest. At last on gaf there are people who have experienced it and can tell me what the reality is, more than the notoriety.
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This is true but I think he's talking about "guys should never turn down sex" or in this case 3somes mindset so I would ignore it. Your plight is understandable. 3somes can be a very messy business on multiple levels.
 
I've had a foursome MFFF. The pressure was intense and it's exhausting. Do it so you can say you did but I would definitely not make it a regular thing.
 
Greddleok said:
I don't have any friends close enough I'd want to do that with. Do you not just see his cum face every time you talk to him? Also, which one of you two has the biggest dick?
How do you decide who gets the mouth and who gets the vag? Most girls are terrible at sucking dick, so whoever gets the mouth loses 80% of the time.
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I don't know lol I wasn't watching him while we were fucking her. And you just switch it up every once in a while. Just like normal sex. just because your boy is there hitting it too doesnt mean your focus changes. Youre still there to please her and get your rocks off.
 
You can practice the Golden Gate Bridge for your 3some.

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Principate said:
You don't decide that shit you swap. If the girl only sucks your dick the entire time that's barely a 3some.
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How does that work? If you get bored of a shitty blow job do you just sort of pull out and tap the other guy on the shoulder then ask politely if he can take his dick out of your girlfriend?

Principate said:
This is true but I think he's talking about "guys should never turn down sex" or in this case 3somes mindset. But your plight is understandable. 3somes can be a very messy business on multiple levels.
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That's super dumb. I think the hardest part will be the admin. Finding a girl who matches the criteria then time when we are all free and can get drunk.
 
As someone who has sexual insecurities as well OP, and has had problems getting it up before, I feel you. If you really don't feel comfortable having to pleasure two women and also not coming too soon, then just state your insecurities to your girlfriend. If shes understanding and loves you she'll drop the subject until you feel more comfortable.
 
You know what, I had a big response written up about why you shouldn't do it, but fuck it. Do it. LosDaddie had it right. You only live once, so just do it.

Even if you fail, so what? You'll grow as a person and it is doing something your gf wants to do. Just do it.
 
Greddleok said:
That sounds difficult.



So I guess it's best to look for a sexually submissive 3rd?



I don't have any friends close enough I'd want to do that with. Do you not just see his cum face every time you talk to him? Also, which one of you two has the biggest dick?
How do you decide who gets the mouth and who gets the vag? Most girls are terrible at sucking dick, so whoever gets the mouth loses 80% of the time.
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They don't have to naturally be submissive, just willing to follow rules and understand that you'll be the one in charge. I don't want to make this a dom and sub issue. So I'll say its easier when everyone knows whats going to happen before it happens and I'm not talking about mapping out the sex, its so everyone is comfortable with the details. Did you give your girl a hypothetical what if? So say you agree, who does she have in mind, and are you both in agreement of no limitations or stipulations? This helps narrow the search in finding the right 3rd. There should never be limitations with threesomes period, like a previous poster said, if that's the case back out immediately.
 
easterislandhead said:
Meh I'm a straight dude but having a friend join in for a rodeo has been fun, we don't do anything with each other just the girl. It's like watching porn and being in it at the same time. Thumbs up.

If it was a random dude it would be weird though but that's what friends are for!
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Then you fall more into the "gets off on sharing" type which I'm not at all. As for a Bi-sexual girl wanting a MFF threesome and then asking for a MMF threesome from a fully straight heterosexual man later, it's not "fair". She is a bi-sexual. She gets off on both the girl and the man. She isn't doing that as a favour to the guy like a straight woman would. As a bi-sexual she is still getting the whole deal: two people she gets off on. So she is not "taking a bullet" and thus having OP owe her a threesome later on that involves a person OP is not getting off on (another man).
 
Greddleok said:
What do I do, gaf?

We've not been dating long, and we often talk about girls we both think are hot (she's some what bi). Just to be clear, this is an MFF, she made that very clear.
I just don't think I could do it. I feel like I'd be working, trying to multitask and being terrible at all multitasking events.
Or it could turn into a twosome I'm not invited to.

Obviously I'd need to be somewhat drunk (I'm kinda awkward at times) so there lies the issue of being too drunk and too nervous to get it up.

I don't really know if I want to do it, but life has pressured me into think it's like the epitome of sexual experience. I also made a deal with myself that I'd say yes to new experiences this year. It'd definitely be a new experience, and unlikely one I'd get the chance to do again.

Do I do it? How do I avoid impotence? How do I avoid being shitty because I'm trying to diddle multiple orifices rather than focussing on the job at hand? How do I look my mother in the eye after?
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Do it. If don't let it get to you mentally, you should be fine. Apparently, you take turns two people on one at a time. Your mother should be proud and it's none of her goddamn business unless you want her to bring up stories of your father railing her.
 
Greddleok said:
How does that work? If you get bored of a shitty blow job do you just sort of pull out and tap the other guy on the shoulder then ask politely if he can take his dick out of your girlfriend?



That's super dumb. I think the hardest part will be the admin. Finding a girl who matches the criteria then time when we are all free and can get drunk.
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Typically it'll depend on the dude tires out can't go on, or a gently nudge on your to swap. If you you first than it's being polite enough to swap. Obviously if your dealing with a stamina king it's a lot more difficult and you don't exactly want to do deal with a dick, which is why strangers can be a problem, in a MMF case normally you'd want someone reasonably experienced with the deal so it's not too

Yeah finding someone is always the hardest part which is why even with couples looking for women it can take a long while before it happens. If you both don't know anyone local as with everything, I pretty sure there's sites for these sorts of things.
 
Hey man, so long as both of these girls give consent, have a blast. Go into it with the goal of having fun and you should have a good time. Don't put pressure on it and you won't be awk.
 
Just fucking do it. Best case scenario, it will be the best night of your life, worst case, would be one hell of an experience and you can join the "I've had a threesome" club. The best thing about a threesome is that not all the pressure is on you, and they can also go at it. Then again, I really love girl-girl action, so I'm a bit biased.
 
Greddleok said:
Do I do it? How do I avoid impotence? How do I avoid being shitty because I'm trying to diddle multiple orifices rather than focussing on the job at hand? How do I look my mother in the eye after?
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Dude shut up and start figuring out who the 3rd will be. How do you avoid impotence? Are you an old man? No? Congratulations; you've avoided impotence.

And you do understand that a 3-some doesn't mean you are just responsible for doing both girls at all times, right? Your gf is going to be on the other girl too. You don't need to worry about "diddling multiple orfices."
 
Just a curiosity...people saying MMF Threesomes are better did "2 dudes fucking a girl without touching themselves" or ACTUAL THREESOME where everyone fucks themselves?

Because the "Threesome hypocrisy" is the most common thing I ever saw while talking about sex life with friends
 
I had a chance for a threesome when I was a freshman in college. I was at a music festival and all 3 of us were too inebriated to drive so I called one of my best friends from childhood that just so happened to attend the same university. I thought he was a lock to come through for me, but to my eternal suffering he didn't pick us up. So by the time we hiked it to a bus stop and got back to campus we were all sobered up and the urge had left the girls. I will never forgive my friend. Why!!!!!????

And now I'm married and I'm not sure the chance will ever come again. My wife is bisexual though (had a few girlfriends before meeting me) so maybe I'll get lucky one day.

That said I don't think I could do a MMF, which makes me feel like I don't deserve a MFF. I would be really uncomfortable with another guy on top of my wife. She's the mother of my children and the light of my life. I'd be thinking the entire time what if she develops feelings for this guy and he reciprocates. I would not take that well, no other man is going to my family away from me.

I should probably find a way to discuss it with her someday to see if we could make it work so that it's enjoyable for both of us.
 
TheExorzist said:
A male asking if he should do a threesome.

Only on GAF ladies and gentlemen.
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Enter The 36 Chambers said:
Guy is offered a threesome with two girls, goes to Gaf to ask for advice.

What the fuck is wrong with some people on this forums good lord. I know the whole awkward gamer stereotype exists somewhat but this is just... I don't even know. The dating advice threads on this board make me equally laugh and cringe.

You should just go for it, if even just for the experience itself. Not every guy is lucky enough to have this fall in their lap. At best it's amazing sex with two girls. At worst it's a story for you're mates over beers.

Im just gonna sit here and imagine my girlfriend asking me the same thing.
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Get the fuck out of here with that logic. I, too, would have to think long and hard about it if my girlfriend brought this to me. Don't be stupid and assume every guy dreams about the same experiences as you.
 
Platy said:
Just a curiosity...people saying MMF Threesomes are better did "2 dudes fucking a girl without touching themselves" or ACTUAL THREESOME where everyone fucks themselves?

Because the "Threesome hypocrisy" is the most common thing I ever saw while talking about sex life with friends
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Very good point. I'm not fucking a man. Not my cup of tea.
 
If you are emotionally cool with it....then it's just sex.

Just relax and go with it. Dont freak out like it's this :

raw
 
Platy said:
Just a curiosity...people saying MMF Threesomes are better did "2 dudes fucking a girl without touching themselves" or ACTUAL THREESOME where everyone fucks themselves?

Because the "Threesome hypocrisy" is the most common thing I ever saw while talking about sex life with friends
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Usually to clarify when it's just 2 dudes fucking a lady it's referred to as a train. And a threesome when it's a free for all.

Edit: and I meant train
 
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