Support NeoGAF

[yyzjohn]

Varlamov news is fucking nuts.

 

[Acid08]

Wow Varlomov.

Clear charges now
Turned himself in
No bail

fuck this guy

 

[Coldnoodle]

Not like this Varly

 

[Kave_Man]

That Monahan kid is sweet sex.

 

[Smiley90]

Does he have a kid? 2nd degree, so an accessory?

"Colorado laws classify kidnapping into two categories; first degree kidnapping and second degree kidnapping. According to C.R.S. 18-3-301, a person commits first degree kidnapping if s/he carries any person from one place to another using force; or persuades another to move; or imprisons or secrets any person with the intent to force the victim to make any concession or give up anything of value in order to secure release.

According to C.R.S. 18-3-302 a person commits second degree kidnapping when s/he seizes and carries any person from one place to another, without his consent and without lawful authority; or s/he takes away any child below 18 years with intent to keep or conceal the child from his or her parent or guardian or with intent to sell, trade, or barter such child for consideration."

So... either took away a child from someone OR literally carried a person from one place to another against their will? uh-oh.

I think KingHenrik is a law student, he might be able to explain more (but he's in NY, so who knows about local law)

 

[DopeyFish]

wat are the leafs doing

toronna pls

 

[Fata1moose]

Dude what. Just what. Really? I am so bummed right now.

Yup this really blows.

 

[DopeyFish]

monahan decapitated bernier noooo

 

[Kave_Man]

Bernier...

So beautiful.

 

[kassatsu]

zzz Bruins refs. How is that a dive on Letang?

 

[Samyy]

MAYRAYYYYYY
Plug gets a point!

 

[Kave_Man]

EAT SHIT SAMYY!

That was all Clarkson!

 

[DopeyFish]

bolland?

raymond?

someone?

 

[Quick]

CRAY RAY

 

[shadowkat]

RAYMOND

 

[Zombie James]

RAYMOND.

 

[kassatsu]

Sutter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Kave_Man]

Bernier pls.

You're too sexy, too sexy!

Stop giving us these glimpses.

 

[Smiley90]

LOL at the punishment :lolol

 

[Trey]

Watching this Pittsburgh-Boston joint. It's nice to see good hockey again. I was getting too used to the tank.

 

[Samyy]

EAT SHIT SAMYY!

That was all Clarkson!

Even Orr gets a goal or two every season!

 

[Kave_Man]

Even Orr gets a goal or two every season!

...

Well played sir.

I concede defeat at this juncture.

 

[DopeyFish]

this game feels like the longest game i've ever watched

 

[kassatsu]

JUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSI

 

[C Jones]

JUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSI

That was beautiful.

 

[Quick]

Bernier pls.

You're too sexy, too sexy!

Stop giving us these glimpses.

 

[C Jones]

Iginla, of course

 

[kassatsu]

Got dam. That shot from Iggy.

 

[DopeyFish]

Kadri :|

 

[Kave_Man]

Thanks a lot Quick, now my pants are all tight.

 

[railGUN]

TSN, you have two channels... How bouts you show the Canucks game on one, instead of Toronto on both.

Wtf is taking this game so long?

 

[Coldnoodle]

Bernier really looks French.

 

[C Jones]

What a finish. That reg season Flower to the rescue

 

[Smiley90]

TSN, you have two channels... How bouts you show the Canucks game on one, instead of Toronto on both.

Wtf is taking this game so long?

That's always how it goes when the Canucks play after a nationally televised Leafs game. ALWAYS.

edit: this just got interesting. I called OT already.

 

[DopeyFish]

Bernier really looks French.

hate to break it to you...

oh GOD HE IS FRENCH

 

[Quick]

Thanks a lot Quick, now my pants are all tight.

#dead

#smoulder

#smouldead

 

[Kave_Man]

Shit.

 

[shadowkat]

 

[DopeyFish]

lol that high stick... he redirected the puck into his face

 

[Acid08]

Yo fuck jonny quick

 

[geeko]

PICKLES!!!

Man, that was quick.

 

[Acid08]

TEAM CANADA SCORES

 

[SuperSonic1305]

You're saltier than you think: NeoGAF

 

[Alucard]

Told you the Bruins were shit. Let's go Pens.

 

[yyzjohn]

We're supposed to lose. Calgary starts with C.

 

[SuperSonic1305]

We're supposed to lose. Calgary starts with C.

Now you've done it

 

[Acid08]

Wow fuck that turnover

 

[DopeyFish]

2 minutes for legal check

ok maybe not

 

[Samyy]

THE PLUG STRIKES AGAIN
nvm horrible call

 

[Smiley90]

LOLCLARKSON

edit: lol what a terrible call