J-Roderton
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Wonder how the remake is
Ive not heard great things.
Wonder how the remake is
Slow Night, Got 2 more movies
Cemetery Man (1994) - AKA - Dellamorte Dellamore
Lovely humorous movie about tending a graveyard and the monotony of taking care of people raising from their grave.
What begun as like a cheesy horror movie kind of shows way too much visual proficiency as it goes. It kind of brings questions like are zombies dead or having a second life, that I wasn't expecting with a movie title such as "cemetery man". the movie itself never takes itself too seriously luckily and there is a solid humor to the deadpan to cynical or sarcastic lines of the main character. there is a recurring love interest and their story being weirder and weirder that has a really satisfying endings. I expected a really mediocre type of movie, instead got treated to a great movie with amazing visuals, and great pacing to it.
Elizabeth Harvest (2018)
Totally didn't pick that movie for Abbey Lee, I swear... BUT ABBEY LEE THO
Newly wed woman is told to not enter a room - as if that was ever going to work
The little sci-fi in there makes it interesting, although I would advise a little refrain from thinking too much about it. I don't think it's that intelligent, but not as stupid as I expected after the first event. I'm trying to dance around the subject because there's a cool thing that I'm not sure is made known by promotional material. But expect couple Fuckery and such. Decent flick, worth the watch if you're a pervert and want to see more of abbey lee... unlike me, of course...
45! - Already at last year's number!
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The Cleansing Hour (2019)
Totally legit exorcist has a problem when his nextactorpossessed person is a no-show
thank @J-Roderton for bringing it up great exorcism movie, don't have too much to talk about for some reason but I really liked it!
Shivers (1975)
Things that look like penis that enter peoples mouth makes people want to put their penis into other peoples mouth.
So the whole movie is about zombie rape... I could've gone my whole life without it... the only favorable thing to say is it was made in Montreal #Represent and has nice looking girls in it, but when all of them are there to scream rape 20 seconds into their appearance, I was un-enthused by it, and it takes a lot for me not to be enthusiastic about breasts.
House of the Witch (2017)
teenage going to a totally not haunted house on Halloween
was on Netflix and only had 1h30 ish left on my shift, I picked this because it was under that length.
not a completely bad choice, but it is not a good movie. It was serviceable under those conditions, otherwise it has very bad special effect, dialog and acting. I think I still enjoyed watching it tho. would not recommend to anyone tho.
you don't have to do new movies, I mostly do that but I was planning on one or 2 rewatches for halloween, I prefer stuff I haven't seen but that's just how I usually go about in life tooThis challenge is harder for someone like me who's already seen so many films, if I commit to new viewings[...]
that movie induced something in me that i could only classify as Stockholm delirium, which not that many movie do. I did end up laughing tho22. Hubie Halloween
Holy crap that was not only unfunny. It had horrible lessons, unimaginably bad cameos, one of the worst love interest stories ever, and one of the grossest and most brain hurtingly bad comedy scenes ever put to film. By the time Shaq is doing a girl voice talking to Adam Sandler doing a drunk and concussion rattled waterboy voice while grossly eating a pizza to the middle to make out with a woman doing a man voice you know you've hit rock bottom. And the fact that they got the modern family mom to do this love interest role and make out with a fucking television...I just can't fathom how nice Adam Sandler is irl to get these people to keep doing his movies. There are not only multiple scenes of people not laughing after what was supposed to be a joke but also a scene where Sandler tells himself that he's not funny. I'm forced to conclude he knew it was as bad as it was and just didn't give a shit. Abandon all hope ye who hit play.
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2 movies tonight, and I'm pretty sure one of them is Halloween III.
Not sure, I use the Xbox app for watching live.I heard the live stream doesn’t work for everyone. Do you know if it works for Roku?
Saw A Nightmare on Elm Street 2010 on TV again the other night. I liked it and thought it was way better without all the cheese lines of the original series. Not sure why its rated so badly.
25. Final Destination 5
It's really very par for the course for this franchise. One big surprise doesn't really redeem it or make it exciting but the kills are are good and pretty inventive but it mostly feels useless by the end.
Just watched Videodrome
God damn Cronenberg made a good one here. It's disorienting and creepy and those effects? Damn they are good. I need to rewatch Scanners now.
I have Naked Lunch sitting right here. That movie is freaky and it's been a long ass time since I saw it. I don't even remember it being horror.They weren't able to do everything they wanted to for that film due to budget limitations, making it amazing it's still like among the best surreal mindfuck films ever.
I have Naked Lunch sitting right here. That movie is freaky and it's been a long ass time since I saw it. I don't even remember it being horror.
So i just noticed I didn't update the count for the last few watches
#48
Jeepers Creepers (2001)
Brother and sister taking a trip through the countryside which seemed to go nicely until theyre run off the road by a crazy driver.
I really enjoyed that one, It has great tension and a classic feel to it. I enjoyed the fact it was brother/sister and not a crush or dumb teens acting out/ partying like many other. The movie has an easy flow to it and enough of a creepy factor where you're not sure where it is headed until you're deep in it.
#49
Jeepers Creepers 2 (2003)
just a few days after the event in the first one, bad dude is back at it again because he only has 23 days every 23 years to feed.
This was a rewatch but I wouldn't count it as one since I was maybe 12 when I first saw it. slightly worse than the first, that one has more of a campy feel to it, it has it's length even tho there are more kills and more action than the first one. still an ok watch tho.
and finally,#50 & #51
Alone (2020), Alive (2020)
theyre actually the same movie. or at least script.
guy locks himself in his appartment at the start of a zombie apocalypse, finds out a cute girl in an appartment across his is still alive.
alive is just better IMO and easily available (netflix), but if you don't want to read subtitles, alone is the better pick.
ain't much to tell, very generic but the survival tactics and kills seemed more imaginative in the korean version. (which is on netflix)
#52
The Wretched (2019)
Ancient Witch takes the place of a teenager's neighbor, and he seems to be the only one noticing the disappearance of certain people.
while I was on Netflix I was scrolling through the horror section and ended up watching this one, not a bad choice, I could've chosen much worse. I liked some of the idea behind the powers and such, there's some good sets here and there, and acting was not noticeably bad to me. I didn't like the teenage drama aspect to it tho. overall enjoyable, try it out.
#53
Blumhouse's Truth Or Dare (2018)
Based on the all time classic game, except you die if you don't do the dare or lie. also those faces.
So that one made me want to take a break from horror movies. It's silly, even the movie itself talks about how the faces look like a bad snapchat filter, yet continues to show them and take them seriously. It has some cool kills but that's about it. Also I hate the ending. the girl that is supposed to be willing to kill all her friends to save the whole country of mexico, ends up cursing all internet that watches her stupid youtube video. skip it.
Absolutely loved that one, might re-watch this year.14. House on Haunted Hill
3/5
Another re-watch, the problem with this film is how in a rush it is to get things over with, needed more proper building of dread and it could have also toyed with us longer when it came to how real the occurrences were. Still, a fun flick from that era of horror in the late '90s/early '00s, they all had this certain flavor I feel.
might have to bump movies around and get to that one sooner.#14 - Shocker
I'm gonna have to find this one for next year#34 The Sentinel (1977)
I feel like I shouldn't have enjoyed that as much as I did. The direction and some of the writing feels cheap but the story and mystery carries along really well. It starts like a Rosemary's Baby rip off but soon does it's own thing. It's trashy but entertaining, and with a long list of famous names in the cast. Really odd one.
Big fan of Day of the Beast. A really fun and unique movie.#21 - The Day of the Beast
I have to admit I never heard about this movie until this month, and it's a hidden gem
Spanish movie, with memorable characters and story, very well executed, this is one of the best surprises this year for me
So Tonight I got to watch another 3 movies, and I think I wont watch any other ones until friday/saturday with my coworker, I was un-phased all night and I'm gonna lead into my first review for the rest.#55
Antiviral (2012)
Company sells...Viruses !? and people buy it ?! oh it's belle delphine's virus, gimme 2 then.
in all seriousness tho... I get what they're going for here but I don't think anyone would be dumb enough to do that shit. Quality technology cynical thingy, Cinematography is wonderful, from the very pristine white inside the clinic to the grimy exterior and everyday life. I found it had pacing issue tho, still enjoyed it.