This thread is total shit without hockey, the Nintendo circle jerk is not for me
Pens-Flyers is stronger though
But Nintendo is just as great as hockey (I refrained from saying "better" out of respect for my fellow NHL-GAFfers who might disagree, so you're welcome for the decorum)
Bro do you even Wii U?
D'aww At least you're raising them right, so I guess I can let your comment slideI have 1, 4 my kids
Guys, I just saw a trailer for the Steve Jobs movie. Was he an asshole father?
TehmaturedactylI have 1, 4 my kids
Who did he bite?Burrows -facepalm-
Burrows -facepalm-
Bless you, sexy man
how could i deprive you of the misery the canucks bring
Plus you smoke drugs like the cool kids do.I only play games where you murder other people because I'm apsychopathmature adult
Me and my boy TUSR love smoking drugsPlus you smoke drugs like the cool kids do.
Me and my boy TUSR love smoking drugs
I do too but I dont look cool when I do it.Me and my boy TUSR love smoking drugs
Glad that was just a dream because hes only making $600kI smoked a drug with the Blackhawks chariman over the summer and when I woke up the next morning Roszival had swindled the team out of another million dollars
You've been Kassian all alongI snort coke off stripper's tits
I didn't take you for such a romantic.I snort coke off stripper's tits
I rounded up because I was my math abilities were fuzzy from the coming down off of smoking the drugsGlad that was just a dream because hes only making $600k
I only play games where you murder other people because I'm apsychopathmature adult
I think thats a "games played" bonus but you know he'll get that because Quenneville is fucking stupid.I rounded up because I was my math abilities were fuzzy from the coming down off of smoking the drugs
But hey, he DOES have the possibility of an extra 200K as a performance bonus!
(laughs)
You've been Kassian all along
If you consider refusing to acknowledge that your child exists an asshole move, then yeah I guess he was.
X_XI think thats a "games played" bonus but you know he'll get that because Quenneville is fucking stupid.
It's a Kings game, who gives a shitWhy can't NBC ever space out their double headers properly.
I don't want to wait for the Rangers game to finish just to watch the Kings/Sharks game.
So frustrating.
There are different kinds of performance bonuses. Thats just the one in Slowzsival's contract.X_X
THAT'S what a "performance bonus" is? What a sham.
When is he due to be taken off of the DL? He was walking around like his normal, doofy self earlier - I'm not complaining that he's still benched, of course, I'm just wondering if we could mail him some ice cubes in hopes that he drops them and twists his ankle again or something.