I just had a meeting with something called the character council, asking me to help them promote Business of Character.
At one point the woman (who had a great rack and I basically just kept saying in my head "take your shirt off" as she babbled) said "...things like alcohol and drugs, we know you can't be productive the next day if you drink three or four beers the night before" and I started laughing involuntarily because on my desk at home there are probably 10 empty beer bottles from last night and I made it to this 8:30 meeting just fine. Dumb broad.
It's obvious why they consider me a Person of Character.
At one point the woman (who had a great rack and I basically just kept saying in my head "take your shirt off" as she babbled) said "...things like alcohol and drugs, we know you can't be productive the next day if you drink three or four beers the night before" and I started laughing involuntarily because on my desk at home there are probably 10 empty beer bottles from last night and I made it to this 8:30 meeting just fine. Dumb broad.
It's obvious why they consider me a Person of Character.