Oh man, there is significant damage to the exterior of the house as well. Flashing and fascia jacked all around the house. Pretty sure there is a hole in the roof (small, but it looks like there is an exit hole, can't tell from the ground and it's over the garage so it's not a pressing need this second to climb up a ladder). It looks like it either entered or exited directly outside my office window, so I was about 18 inches from it. Rad! No wonder it was so fucking loud. Adjuster is coming out tomorrow. I started the tally and already over $10k in electronics totally shot and I haven't really started testing anything, that's just the easily apparent shit.
On the plus side, it gave me time to finish Link Between Worlds. SO GOOD! On to Tearaway. Also, while the HDMI port on the WiiU appears borked, the gamepad still works so I can play Mario. What a great system!