I know we all have those matches where it feels like certain members of your team are a bit lacking so to speak but I think today marked the first time in the solo queue where I can say with confidence that I carried my team's collective arses on both Anubis attack and defend, allow me to be obnoxious and self felatting this one time in particular because GOD DAMN!
When you spend 2 whole minutes contesting Anubis point B on attack before finally getting taken out for good and the capture bar never got pushed anywhere in that time you just have to wonder "how?!"
At least I got to take away 4 golds and the PotG so I can feel like a big belittling man. All that said I hate the way this game sometimes makes me go into this state of mind, it ain't a good one to have.
Fortunately I have noticed for match quality steps up usually when I get put in match where we all have at least one star, worth the extra wait time.
I'm here to confirm your worst suspicions about matchmaking: yesterday I got solo queued into a match against a GAF premade. So yeah, that unusually organized solo team you play against from time to time likely isn't solo.
Good to know, now to make excuses for myself when I lose to any team that remotely appear to have some teamwork.
Seriously though this does confirm a few suspicious matches/stomps.
I was playing as Mercy in one of my last matches and someone actually apologized for not defending me better as I was healing everyone.
Tears to my eyes.
now tell the rest of the team to get on the payload
Maybe they need a tagline.
Get on the Payload: it cures what ails ya