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[B-Dubs]

Risk their own life to open a business? That seems a little extreme.

What the fuck? Why in God's name would you do that?

Yea, Williams just said he taped it in advance. It was so he could put out the Spanish version at the same time.

 

[PhoenixDark]

Housing crisis created just by the government, huh

 

[Hitokage]

DARPA isn't government. The internet didn't create jobs.

 

[OmniOne]

If you close your eyes he sounds like Marky Mark

 

[B-Dubs]

OK, Rubio sounds like the High School kids I was working with today. This is not going to go well for him.

 

[thezerofire]

is there a link to the speech? missed it

 

[kingkitty]

At least he's not standing in front of a green screen.

*changes channel to telemundo*

 

[Chichikov]

LOL, Rubio is in full clown car mode.
He comes across petty as fuck too.

 

[PhoenixDark]

Rubio is literally re-litigating the 2012 election, wow. I assumed he would spend more time talking about himself, and less about his party. Any republican could have given 80% of this speech.

 

[Hitokage]

Republican rebranding: Hey, all those bad things we did weren't because we wanted to be bad!

Also, dude is sweating.

 

[RockTurtle]

More oil and gas! gotcha Rubio!

 

[Trurl]

How could Rand Paul be more extreme than this? He has his work cut out for him.

 

[Hitokage]

Every dollar that is borrowed isn't being invested?

What?

 

[kingkitty]

Rubio is getting those nervous sweats.

LOL DID HE JUST GET A DRINK?

 

[PhoenixDark]

lmao I knew he'd take a sip of water

 

[Hitokage]

As somebody with public speaking issues myself, I can tell Rubio is terrified right now. He just got cotton mouth.

 

[Black Mamba]

RIP Marco Rubio thanks to water sip.

NEED GIF NOW

 

[Oblivion]

Every dollar that is borrowed isn't being invested?

What?

Some dollars are being taken by the government, which then burns it in a furnace.

 

[KingGondo]

Wow, that was awkward.

 

[kehs]

Holy shit that water break. Wtf they're trolling him behind the cameras.

 

[jamesinclair]

Never seen Rubio speak before...


Is it just me or does he give off gay vibes?


Edit: Godamn, I missed the whole thing?

 

[Dominican Power]

God, god, god, god, god...

 

[brianmcdoogle]

Asked this in the state of the union thread, but Rubio said we need to grow the economy at least 4% every year. When was the last time the economy grew by that amount, and was it a one-off year or sustained?

 

[Oblivion]

Wait, what the fuck?

He took a sip of water while giving a rebuttal to the SOTU?!

Spoiler

I'm not watching the video.

 

[Chichikov]

Some dollars are being taken by the government, which then burns it in a furnace.

Not if Diane Keaton, Queen Latifah and Katie Holmes can get to them first!

 

[B-Dubs]

Williams is going in on the water already. That shit is already trending.

 

[thefro]

Wait, what the fuck?

He took a sip of water while giving a rebuttal to the SOTU?!

Spoiler

I'm not watching the video.

He squatted down and reached off camera and got a water bottle while looking at the camera like a dork.

 

[Dominican Power]

 

[Touchdown]

Rubios response: Lie like hell, sweat and gulp.

 

[jamesinclair]

What time is the tea speech?

 

[Oblivion]

He squatted down and reached off camera and got a water bottle while looking at the camera like a dork.

Yeah, time to wrap it up, Rubix cube.

 

[B-Dubs]

What time is the tea speech?

It's been up for hours now.

Oh god NBC brought on Jindal. This will only end in laughs.

 

[Hitokage]

Wait, what the fuck?

He took a sip of water while giving a rebuttal to the SOTU?!

He got cotton mouth mid-speech, tried to use his tongue to rehydrate, then went for the water bottle. Near the end of the speech his mouth dried up again.

He also reached to his brow prior to that, presumably to wipe off sweat.

 

[Trurl]

Holy shit that water break. Wtf they're trolling him behind the cameras.

In a just world he would be ripped apart for the kind of nonsense Hitokage mentioned. Since people get away with statements like that, perhaps it's good that people will focus on the delivery.

 

[GhaleonEB]

But PD told me Rubio was the real deal and wouldn't pull a Jindal.

So many of these supposedly formidable GOPers get their shot in the spotlight and just kind of melt.

 

[Captain Pants]

CNN has been on at the bar I'm at and ever since Obama finished, they've had Rubio and Paul Ryan on the screen. Not one Dem.

 

[RockTurtle]

and thus ends marco rubio's chances at 2016 election all thanks to a simple item:

 

[Trurl]

Remember that time Obama took a sip of water and everyone thought it was awesome?

 

[jamesinclair]

It's been up for hours now.

Oh god NBC brought on Jindal. This will only end in laughs.

Seriously?

Isnt the point of a rebuttal that it responds to Obamas speech?

 

[eBay Huckster]

Wait, is this a GIF of Rubio or is this a GIF of PD whenever someone ignores one of his bait posts?

 

[B-Dubs]

PD are you ever right?

NBC just brought on my Senator Gillibrand.

Seriously?

Isnt the point of a rebuttal that it responds to Obamas speech?

Dead serious. There was an article about how it went up way early.

 

[kehs]

Remember that time Obama took a sip of water and everyone thought it was awesome?

I thought Rubio was reaching for a chart. And then. Water. And then hunching down as if to not block the camera or hide from it.

Obama drank like a boss.

Gingrich still talking about Rmoney.

 

[Hitokage]

When Obama went for the water bottle he made it look cool.

 

[Dominican Power]

Remember that time Obama took a sip of water and everyone thought it was awesome?

 

[Brinbe]

dat sip... oh man, that's why I love the ridiculousness of politics.

 

[Touchdown]

Lies make people thirsty!!!

#gulpgate

 

[leroidys]

Hey guys I don't think most voters will give a shit about him drinking some water awkwardly four years from now.

 

[Clevinger]

and thus ends marco rubio's chances at 2016 election all thanks to a simple item:

lol, come on guys, it was funny and awkward but it's not a big deal at all

 

[B-Dubs]

Hey guys I don't think most voters will give a shit about him drinking some water awkwardly four years from now.

Because an awkward State of the Union response worked out so well for Bobby Jindal. oh wait...

 

[Clevinger]

Because an awkward State of the Union response worked out so well for Bobby Jindal. oh wait...

his was much worse though

and SNL made it into an even bigger thing