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So, at our high school football game we handed out fliers for local races that are coming up. Only 80% of the people immediately threw them in the trash! Progress.
Anyway, we decided to walk home instead of waiting on our ride. As we were walking, we came across a kitten. A very cute kitten who decided to follow us a few blocks. Once we got to a busy street, she showed no signs of leaving, so we picked her up and brought her home.
So, we've decided to keep her. Since we found her at a political rally, I thought we should give her a political name. I thought about Carly, but I decided I want something that would be relevant after Iowa. (Jeb! was excluded for the same reason). Still thinking of poli related names. I thought about Neo-Liberal Corporate Shrill, but it doesn't flow.
Anyway, we decided to walk home instead of waiting on our ride. As we were walking, we came across a kitten. A very cute kitten who decided to follow us a few blocks. Once we got to a busy street, she showed no signs of leaving, so we picked her up and brought her home.
So, we've decided to keep her. Since we found her at a political rally, I thought we should give her a political name. I thought about Carly, but I decided I want something that would be relevant after Iowa. (Jeb! was excluded for the same reason). Still thinking of poli related names. I thought about Neo-Liberal Corporate Shrill, but it doesn't flow.
I actually want to name her Liza Meowy, but my boyfriend thinks that's too gay even for us....