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[RustyNails]

Hillary isn't winning NH lol wtf.

It's Sanders syste. 12% margin I am saying.

Poligaf poll junkies OD'ing on polls as usual.

 

[Tesseract]

Joy Reid is saying its going to get ugly in SC if NV goes poorly for Hillary, You will see a rallying of Democrats around Hillary to stop Bernie at all cost in SC.

this is getting boggy and i like it

 

[Holmes]

https://twitter.com/allahpundit/status/697193919029743617

 

[shinra-bansho]

Those exit poll figures would give him an advantage of about 6 pts, if accurate. But they only comprise a third of the electorate.

If they split the 31-64 vote, then you're in single digit margin, but he still wins. If he takes it like 60:40 then he'd end up with like a 20 pt lead.

 

[gutter_trash]

https://twitter.com/allahpundit/status/697193919029743617

donde esta Marco?

 

[Aaron Strife]

If the Democrats lose 2016 we should all close ranks around a Cuomo-Bel Edwards ticket.

Change you can meh at.

 

[Brinbe]

Hildawg's gonna have it rough till NV, that's a long time from now. Instead of trusting in the process and the map, she (and Bill) are apparently panicking and that's not good.
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/02/hillary-clinton-staff-shakeup-218955

 

[Black Mamba]

Hildawg's gonna have it rough till NV, that's a long time from now.

She'll probably benefit from so much attention being thrown at Trump and Rubio and maybe even Kasich.

And if she ends up over 40%, the media won't overly freak out about it.

 

[Holmes]

donde esta Marco?

He's so low, he's irrelevant.

 

[RastaMentality]

Hillary campaign told Maddow they expect this to go on for months because sanders has the money and support to keep it going for a long time.

 

[Y2Kev]

Jeb looks like he fucked up. Fuck you Jeb.

 

[Cheebo]

Chuck Todd called exit polling awful for Clinton. Cheer up Crab!

 

[Bowdz]

donde esta Marco?

Esta muerto.

 

[User 463088]

Chuck Todd called exit polling awful for Clinton. Cheer up Crab!

To be fair, everything is terrible for Clinton according to Chuck Todd. If a Clinton is not available, then everything is bad news for : insert random Democrat here :

 

[Cheebo]

Dude on that bus on MSNBC voted Rubio. He has got this!

 

[PBY]

Jeb looks like he fucked up. Fuck you Jeb.

Trump at 29% among indies, Kasich 18%, Bush 14%, Cruz 13%

That seems fine for el Jebe

 

[Tesseract]

Hillary campaign told Maddow they expect this to go on for months because sanders has the money and support to keep it going for a long time.

wait, is hillary denzel at the end of training day

 

[Coriolanus]

I must express admiration for Marxists. In all sincerity, I have respect for anyone who can remain dedicated to such an ideal despite decades of evidence that the vast majority of the workers either don't care about it or are actively opposed to it.

To be fair, the same could most likely be said of feudalism once. Them peasants just wanted to keep tending the fields and praying that droit du seigneur wouldn't be used and stuff. Plus monarchists certainly were A Thing. Still are.

 

[RastaMentality]

How is everyone not going to be completely sick of the Dem primary by April on here?

 

[Y2Kev]

Chuck Todd called exit polling awful for Clinton. Cheer up Crab!

I mean...it is awful. She's going to lose by like 12.

 

[Holmes]

Chuck Todd called exit polling awful for Clinton. Cheer up Crab!

The media narrative is already in.

 

[PBY]

David CataneseVerified account
‏@davecatanese
Source tells me Cruz's weekend internal track had Rubio nose-diving 7 points over the weekend in NH, leaving him in 5th.

Damn... did we overdo it on the Rubot??

 

[RastaMentality]

David CataneseVerified account
‏@davecatanese
Source tells me Cruz's weekend internal track had Rubio nose-diving 7 points over the weekend in NH, leaving him in 5th.

Damn... did we overdo it on the Rubot??

Jesussssssssss yes godddddd

 

[gutter_trash]

el robot esta roto

 

[Aaron Strife]

David CataneseVerified account
‏@davecatanese
Source tells me Cruz's weekend internal track had Rubio nose-diving 7 points over the weekend in NH, leaving him in 5th.

Damn... did we overdo it on the Rubot??

Everyone's a winner.

Except Rubio, who can go fuck himself.

 

[CCS]

I really hope Rubio is in fact crumbling.

 

[ctothej]

David CataneseVerified account
‏@davecatanese
Source tells me Cruz's weekend internal track had Rubio nose-diving 7 points over the weekend in NH, leaving him in 5th.

Damn... did we overdo it on the Rubot??

I want him to crash and burn.

 

[B-Dubs]

David CataneseVerified account
‏@davecatanese
Source tells me Cruz's weekend internal track had Rubio nose-diving 7 points over the weekend in NH, leaving him in 5th.

Damn... did we overdo it on the Rubot??

Marcosoft Rubot didn't get his OS update in time from the looks of it.

 

[Cheebo]

Rubio will find a way. We aren't worthy of having a Republican candidate we actually want to run against.

 

[XenodudeX]

How the fuck do you pretty much get Obama's ground game and staff and still fuck it up this bad with all of this bullshit panicking and kneejerk reactions? Like, what?

I'm honestly not sure who is worse at running a campaign, Trump or Hillary?

 

[Aaron Strife]

Rubio's 3-2-1 plan is now 3-5-5-go back to Florida you little shit

 

[DataStream]

2/3 of GOP voters support banning muslims (MSNBC exit poll). Trump is totally taking it.

 

[Holmes]

I can't believe Chris Christie brutally murdered Marco Rubio on national TV and we all just let it happen.

 

[B-Dubs]

How the fuck do you pretty much get Obama's ground game and staff and still fuck it up this bad with all of this bullshit panicking and kneejerk reactions? Like, what?

NH is practically Bernie's home turf in terms of demo and location, she was always going to lose this one.

 

[Manmademan]

I can't believe Chris Christie brutally murdered Marco Rubio on national TV and we all just let it happen.

Let it happen? pretty sure we were actively cheering for that shit

 

[Roland_Gunner]

David CataneseVerified account
‏@davecatanese
Source tells me Cruz's weekend internal track had Rubio nose-diving 7 points over the weekend in NH, leaving him in 5th.

Damn... did we overdo it on the Rubot??

Man I don't want to OD on hopium but if there's one thing we saw in Iowa is that Cruz has the best analytics in the GOP field. Assuming this isn't propaganda, and this is the Cruz campaign here, Rubio may be fucked.

 

[Bowdz]

How the fuck do you pretty much get Obama's ground game and staff and still fuck it up this bad with all of this bullshit panicking and kneejerk reactions? Like, what?

I'm honestly not sure who is worse at running a campaign, Trump or Hillary?

Obama is as as calm, cool, and collected as any politician ever has been while the Clinton's expect victory to be easy.

 

[Cheebo]

How the fuck do you pretty much get Obama's ground game and staff and still fuck it up this bad with all of this bullshit panicking and kneejerk reactions? Like, what?

I'm honestly not sure who is worse at running a campaign, Trump or Hillary?

Hillary. They planned this for years. Trump just fell into it.

 

[Aaron Strife]

I can't believe Chris Christie brutally murdered Marco Rubio on national TV and we all just let it happen.

The only bridge Christie closer was Rubio's to the presidency.

Also that one in New Jersey

 

[gutter_trash]

I can't believe Chris Christie brutally murdered Marco Rubio on national TV and we all just let it happen.

 

[dramatis]

On Haiti's Michel Martelly. [The Atlantic]

If the transformation of audacious showmanship and fame into political power reminds you of a certain real-estate mogul turned celebrity candidate in the United States, well, it should. Martelly presaged Donald Trump in a lot of ways. Before his election, Martelly’s supporters liked to say that, because he was already so rich and famous, their candidate couldn’t be bribed or bought. Every time he’d insult other candidates or critics, or just say what other politicians wouldn’t, disaffected, angry voters—especially young, unemployed men furious about their endless poverty and the failed response to the 2010 earthquake—just loved him more. In one recording, purportedly made days before the 2011 presidential runoff, Martelly informed a crowd that members of the rival left-wing Lavalas party of ousted former President Jean-Bertrand Aristide were “ugly” and “smell like shit.” “Go fuck your mother, Lavalas. ... Go fuck your mother, Jean-Bertrand Aristide,” he said, over cheers and peals of laughter. (The phrase is even dirtier and meaner in Haitian Creole.) Then he challenged them to come to his house and kill him.

Martelly’s new song, released just in time for kanaval, is called “Give Her the Banana.” It goes downhill from there. The uptempo track depicts the outgoing president as a doctor called on to insert various things into Liliane Pierre-Paul, one of Haiti’s most respected and longest-serving journalists and a critic of his regime.

“Bring her a serum! Bring her a shot! Come with a pill for Little Lili!” the president’s back-up singers intone while sirens wail in the background. This is a warm-up for the main event. “Give her a Sweet Micky! Oh!” someone cries, and while the band chants the journalist’s nickname over and over, the president—the actual, sitting president—croons:

Take it out and put it in her behind!
Give her a banana!
Give her a banana with no skin!
Give her a banana with the skin on!

He's out, but Haiti is still in for some really rough times.

Why would young people want to live in New Hampshire? God I hate cold weather. I live in the nyc area and it's too cold. I'm moving to Miami where rubios parts are made.

I like having four seasons

 

[sangreal]

David CataneseVerified account
‏@davecatanese
Source tells me Cruz's weekend internal track had Rubio nose-diving 7 points over the weekend in NH, leaving him in 5th.

Damn... did we overdo it on the Rubot??

please make this happen

 

[shinra-bansho]

But will one still be cheering when wacky Bernie loses to future President Trump, while Hillary is carted off to a federal prison.

 

[RastaMentality]

Mark Murray: The most fascinating exit poll data on the Dem side:
Continue Obama's policies: 41%
Change to more liberal policies: 40%

A party divided

Very different from Iowa too.

 

[Holmes]

I think people are reading too much into the "Hillary panicking!" headlines that the media is putting out while trying to stroke the horse race narrative. It's much easier to believe those kinds of headlines when a state that's a perfect fit for your opponent is voting.

 

[Aaron Strife]

re:Clinton camp panicking, I don't think anyone seriously will be unless Sanders makes things close in SC and NV. Or wins NH by like 30 points or something. The media just wants a story.

 

[CCS]

Christie really needs to be charged with murder for what he did to Rubio's career.

 

[Tubie]

David CataneseVerified account
‏@davecatanese
Source tells me Cruz's weekend internal track had Rubio nose-diving 7 points over the weekend in NH, leaving him in 5th.

Damn... did we overdo it on the Rubot??

This fills me with joy.

 

[Owzers]

CNN needs to have better people on their panels.

 

[Manmademan]

This fills me with joy.

not sure why anyone is surprised. The emerson college poll said essentially the same thing. Rubio took a HUGE hit this weekend and they had him sliding down to 5th at least.