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[Officerrob]

So I watched Trump's AIPAC speech. I expected much better from the comments I read. It was good in the sense that he said the right things considering how low expectations were, had some humour, almost making fun of his character a little, but for something read from a teleprompter I expected better.

The one thing I would have made sure to say is attack Cruz's "non-neutral" line:

"I'm sure you've heard another candidate say that he would not be neutral on the peace process, and in fact attacked me for saying that I would be neutral. I'm sure you've heard about it, some even think it was a mistake for me to say I would be neutral on the peace process. Let's make this clear: for the past eight years this country hasn't been neutral on this issue, it hasn't been! *applause* And you know things are worst off for Israel as a result. Obama didn't come out and say he wouldn't be neutral, but he wasn't, and the result of that was an erosion of our relationship and an increasingly isolated Israel at the negotiation table, if there was a table left at all.

But let me tell you this: the day the United States of America's president would say "we won't be neutral on the peace process" is the day the United States of America would make its support of Israel irrelevant, it's the day that Israel would immediately find itself on its own, because no one else would show up at the negotiation table if we did, and if we didn't show up then who would be there to make sure that Israel gets a fair deal? Nobody; Israel would be on its own, and let's face it, there would really be no more peace process at all, and we all know where that would lead.

I will not take a position that will make the United States of America's support for Israel irrelevant, I will not take a position that will leave Israel isolated, I will not let Israel be on its own at the negotiation table and get no fair deal. If I become president, I guarantee you, the United States of America's support for Israel will never become irrelevant, dattebayo!"

He benefited from Palin type expectations.

 

[User 463088]

You have to spend money to make money.

That sounds an awful lot like Wall Street talk, my friend. Wall Street types are the first to be lined up against the wall when the revolution takes over. I'd edit your post, quickly.

 

[Officerrob]

Bernie spent $3.4 million this week in Arizona, Idaho, Utah, Hawaii, and Washington.

Holy shit brah. That's a damn bern rate.

It's all good, his supporters will happily continue to eat Spam sandwiches

 

[User 406]

That sounds an awful lot like Wall Street talk, my friend. Wall Street types are the first to be lined up against the wall when the revolution takes over. I'd edit your post, quickly.

Lined up against the wall and shot in portrait? Oh god, no, please, no.

 

[Rebel Leader]

If there were no black people, Bernie would have no reason to run, because white people would have never voted to ditch the labor protections and social safety nets they started building with the New Deal.

Remember, Republicans once had to pay lip service like this:

Republican + bottom 3

...

Watson, Compute this for me!

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Bernie spent $3.4 million this week in Arizona, Idaho, Utah, Hawaii, and Washington.

Holy shit brah. That's a damn bern rate.

Is this surprising? Given how often he talks about Wall Street and bankers and the 1%, it's almost like he has an aversion to money. He needs to get rid of it as quickly as possible before it sullies his essence.

 

[shem935]

Bernie spent $3.4 million this week in Arizona, Idaho, Utah, Hawaii, and Washington.

Holy shit brah. That's a damn bern rate.

Damn. Wonder how much Delta V he has left in the tank.

 

[NeoXChaos]

 

[Makai]

the_wall += 1;

throw new Exception("No fucking payment for the_wall");

 

[Black Mamba]

lol, Rubio is going to get a lot of votes in Arizona due to early voting.

pretty much that and kasich guarantees a Trump W in a WTA state.

 

[PBY]

Lmao wtf does this even mean

 

[hawk2025]

wh...

what does "spill the beans on your wife" mean?

 

[Iolo]

Damn. Wonder how much Delta V he has left in the tank.

We came in peace for all Berniekind.

 

[Basileus777]

lol, Rubio is going to get a lot of votes in Arizona due to early voting.

pretty much that and kasich guarantees a Trump W in a WTA state.

Arizona is one of the states he'd probably win even one-on-one.

 

[B-Dubs]

Dear god I hope he isn't bluffing.

Lmao wtf does this even mean

wh...

what does "spill the beans on your wife" mean?

I dunno, but I'm sure it'll be pure fuckery if it's legit.

 

[Makai]

Lmao wtf does this even mean

We're about to find out.

 

[User 463088]

In March, Devine's company earned $800,000 off of Bernie's ad buys.

They also spent $130,000 on Amazon. I....wonder if it's some type of cloud thing or if they just ordered a ton of Amiibos or something.

 

[Kangi]

In March, Devine's company earned $800,000 off of Bernie's ad buys.

They also spent $130,000 on Amazon. I....wonder if it's some type of cloud thing or if they just ordered a ton of Amiibos or something.

So that's where all the Palutenas went.

 

[Voysa Reezun]

WELP HERE WE GO.

This was so good that honestly, it momentarily made me forget to be irritated at the idiotic Bernie Sanders meme/post from a couple of pages back.

 

[Suikoguy]

In March, Devine's company earned $800,000 off of Bernie's ad buys.

They also spent $130,000 on Amazon. I....wonder if it's some type of cloud thing or if they just ordered a ton of Amiibos or something.

Sanders is for bringing jobs to Japan!

Also, her 538 target tonight is 57 out of 131 delegates, lol. Anything above that and her 111% target goes up.

 

[User 463088]

wh...

what does "spill the beans on your wife" mean?

Well, it's something that I typically charge extra for....

 

[RastaMentality]

I love fuckery.

 

[B-Dubs]

I love fuckery.

So do I my friend, so do I.

I wonder what it is....

 

[StopMakingSense]

They also spent $130,000 on Amazon. I....wonder if it's some type of cloud thing or if they just ordered a ton of Amiibos or something.

Probably hosting all of their tech stuff on AWS.

 

[Black Mamba]

So do I my friend, so do I.

I wonder what it is....

All I'm gonna say...

Donkey. Show.

 

[gutter_trash]

Wall Street! Wall Street!

 

[Officerrob]

I love how Trump pretends to have dirt on everybody, but never actually says anything

 

[Captain Pants]

This is the beer talking, but now I'm thinking of 'spilling the beans on your wife' as some kind of grotesque metaphor. Need to get out of the gutter.

 

[B-Dubs]

All I'm gonna say...

Donkey. Show.

 

[Ether_Snake]

This is the beer talking, but now I'm thinking of 'spilling the beans on your wife' as some kind of grotesque metaphor. Need to get out of the gutter.

He's threatening Cruz with masturbation and dirty thoughts.

 

[User 463088]

Probably hosting all of their tech stuff on AWS.

Let me dream it's Bernie's fault that I can't find a Rosalina Amiibo.

 

[theprodigy]

In March, Devine's company earned $800,000 off of Bernie's ad buys.

They also spent $130,000 on Amazon. I....wonder if it's some type of cloud thing or if they just ordered a ton of Amiibos or something.

oh so the reason why Devine is charging so much is to fuel his Amiibo addiction, guys don't be too harsh on him /s

 

[Officerrob]

Chris Matthews on Bernie: "He's being perceived by many of the experts to be well behind"

What.The.Fuck.

 

[Makai]

Okay, so the rumor is that Ted Cruz had an affair with Trump's top spokeswoman. :U

 

[ivysaur12]

I'm kind of delirious but what.

 

[Officerrob]

Okay, so the rumor is that Ted Cruz had an affair with Trump's top spokeswoman. :U

HER!?!?!?!? I'd sooner cut my dick off

 

[B-Dubs]

Okay, so the rumor is that Ted Cruz had an affair with Trump's top spokeswoman. :U

Cruz cannot possibly have been that stupid. There's no way he's that dumb. There's no way he's dumb enough to do that and then attack Trump's wife. That's a level of stupid I am not prepared to believe in.

 

[ivysaur12]

Cruz cannot possibly have been that stupid. There's no way he's that dumb. There's no way he's dumb enough to do that and then attack Trump's wife. That's a level of stupid I am not prepared to believe in.

I thought a PAC attacked Trump's wife, not Cruz.

 

[Black Mamba]

Okay, so the rumor is that Ted Cruz had an affair with Trump's top spokeswoman. :U

Like, I won't openly root for something like this, but if true, it really couldn't happen to a nicer person than Ted Cruz.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Okay, so the rumor is that Ted Cruz had an affair with Trump's top spokeswoman. :U

Please god, let this be real.

 

[Captain Pants]

Okay, so the rumor is that Ted Cruz had an affair with Trump's top spokeswoman. :U

There is so much forehead in that picture.

 

[User 463088]

Chris Matthews on Bernie: "He's being perceived by many of the experts to be well behind"

What.The.Fuck.

I know. I was rolling my eyes sooo damn hard.

I'm kind of delirious but what.

How you feeling?

 

[NeoXChaos]

Decision Desk HQ ‏@DecisionDeskHQ 14m14 minutes ago
Just emailed the Idaho Dems. They will be updating their results sheet all at once, after all caucus sites have reported.

booo

 

[Officerrob]

booo

Will they do a silly press conference like Maine did?

 

[Iolo]

booo

Easier for Hillary to correct the final result this way.

 

[Wafflecakes]

booo

 

[ivysaur12]

I know. I was rolling my eyes sooo damn hard.



How you feeling?

A bit better, thanks for asking.

Or I was fine. Now I'm more baffled by what Trump means.

 

[GnawtyDog]

Hannity overly nasty...how is this clown still on FOX?

 

[RustyNails]

That Cruz picture is so weird. It's like I'm seeing Rubio and Scott Walker in his face somehow.

 

[Makai]

Actually, the timeline doesn't match up, unless Ted was peeping at University of Dallas while she was a freshman.