For all we know, there's an abortion in here, too. He paid for it to make sure no evangelical will forgive him.Well, at least we know Cruz uses a condom...
For all we know, there's an abortion in here, too. He paid for it to make sure no evangelical will forgive him.Well, at least we know Cruz uses a condom...
or 2016I wonder if this'd be enough for him to lose his senate seat in 2018.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news.../?postshare=9641458877974512&tid=ss_tw-bottom
This is the main conspiracy now. It has a 0% chance of being true, but Cruz paying Fiorina for sex with campaign financing fraud would actually be the most criminal and insane story of the primary.
But it's not true so, lol.
For all we know, there's an abortion in here, too. He paid for it to make sure no evangelical will forgive him.
That Trump spokes person did threaten to wear a fetus as a necklace, didn't she?For all we know, there's an abortion in here, too. He paid for it to make sure no evangelical will forgive him.
But does she still follow the Cavs?Also Katrina Pierson, another one of the women in the scandal, is liking comments on Twitter regarding the scandal.
Also Katrina Pierson, another one of the women in the scandal, is liking comments on Twitter regarding the scandal.
Right, but Pierson is a fascist and Trump's spokeswoman.
She'll say that she fucked Ted even if they've never been in a room alone together.
Nate Cohn ‏@Nate_Cohn 7h7 hours ago Washington, DC
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Well, have you seen him without his suit on?Personally, the thing I find hardest to believe about these rumours is that there are multiple people who can stand Cruz long enough to sleep with him.
Well, have you seen him without his suit on?
I'm so confused right now.Well, have you seen him without his suit on?
Naw, it's been all but confirmed Breitbart had the story last month but didn't run it.National Enquirer. This tea is iced cold.
National Enquirer. This tea is iced cold.
So Trump wins right.
Kasich can't get a majority.
Well if it's true, then Trump carries Wisconsin, then probably nets all of New York's delegates, and then it's Trump the nominee.So Trump wins right.
Kasich can't get a majority.
I'm a bit saddened at the low credibility of the story given it's the National Enquirer reporting it, but they have actually gotten a few high-profile reveals correct in the past. Uncertain if seeing it on Breitbart last month would have made it a more or less credible claim in my eyes.
I wonder how this story about cruz will impact his campaign in the short term if it's actually true.Trump will probably use this against him if it is true.
Shh! Stop ruining the fun. For my own entertainment, I'll pretend that he's had 5 gay affairs, too, because those are way more fun to talk about.When you are willing to print anything, some of the things you print will inevitably be true. The question isn't how many reveals they've gotten right, it's how many they've gotten wrong. And the answer is lots.
Kolter Bouchard ‏@kobouch 3m3 minutes ago
Ted Cruz has allegedly had five affairs. Blind chicks need love, too. #CruzSexScandal #FamilyValues
I like #Cruzifixtion, and it would be an ironic date for shit to go down.Lando Kardashian ‏@LandoKardashian 4m4 minutes ago
Cruz is getting crucified on Good Friday, but I don't think his campaign will be resurrected anytime soon. #Cruzifixion #CruzSexScandal
Shh! Stop ruining the fun. For my own entertainment, I'll pretend that he's had 5 gay affairs, too, because those are way more fun to talk about.
Twitter is vicious, my god. And the hashtag is #2 globally! Sort of impossible to ignore at that point. Everyone knows that rumors on Twitter that trend highly are automatically fact. Duh. And of course stuff like this--
I like #Cruzifixtion, and it would be an ironic date for shit to go down.
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Sorry, it's the best I can come up with
You know things are bad for the Republicans when the days of Mitt Romney are looking very enviable.
At first I thought the Cruz story fake but with that Breitbart tweet from February plus the random $500000 donation...this may be real.
What donation?