PoliGAF 2016 |OT3| You know what they say about big Michigans - big Florida

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Holy shit this is AMAZING!

also if Lyin' Ted is also cheatin' Ted then Dark Horse Kasich is their last and best hope. I'm scurred. Bernie gtfo please Hillary will have a hard enough time with Kasich
 
I loathe Ted Cruz more than any other politician that ever existed but this story smells like bullshit to me, and I'm not gonna cheer on bullshit.

There are about a million factual reasons to dislike the guy, I'll focus on those.
 
Side note: after this Ted Cruz wife retweet thing. Trump seems to have a problem with not-beautiful women. I have to hope Hilary's strategy is to goad him into calling her ugly before it's over. It'll be gg when that happens.

Did anyone else catch his campaign chair on cnn trying to justify the whole thing? It was gross
 
No one gave a shit before Gary hart. FDR and JFK (at the very least) fucked around a heap.

Hard to say whether they would have held up regardless of the later scandals, though. Can't imagine FDR getting away with most of the stuff he pulled in today's media environment (we'd have known the true extent of his health, at least.) Likewise there would be way more scummy internet tabloids willing to jump on JFK's affairs as opposed to everyone saying "not our business" and looking the other way.

Once we hit cable news the chances you could get away with that sort of thing turned to basically nil.
 
I hope Chelsea Clinton primaries Tulsi Gabbard and we never hear from her done ass ever again. Then we can have her career destroyed by two Clintons in a row amirite
 
Man, PoliGAF is all ready to go into full climate change denial level conspiracy mode when it comes to a GOP scandal I see. Everyone does remember this is the National Enquirer, right?

don't get me wrong, the schadenfreude would be amazing. But let's keep some perspective here.
 
Man, PoliGAF is all ready to go into full climate change denial level conspiracy mode when it comes to a GOP scandal I see. Everyone does remember this is the National Enquirer, right?

don't get me wrong, the schadenfreude would be amazing. But let's keep some perspective here.

It's also the same guy that broke the Edwards thing. I'm not totally buying it, but this isn't exactly wolfman marries batboy either.
 
It's also the same guy that broke the Edwards thing. I'm not totally buying it, but this isn't exactly wolfman marries batboy either.

Still the enquirer, and I suspect if we looked at all of that person's articles rather that the one we know was right, the batting average isn't particularly high. :-p
 
Still the enquirer, and I suspect if we looked at all of that person's articles rather that the one we know was right, the batting average isn't particularly high. :-p

No doubt, but seeing how Cruz plays this will be interesting to say the least.
 
No doubt, but seeing how Cruz plays this will be interesting to say the least.

You follow the Edwards playbook. Behind the scenes exert pressure on other media not to pick it up, and you completely and utterly ignore it publicly. You give it zero oxygen no matter what.

People forget that the Enquirier broke the Edwards scandal months and months before the baby photo appeared, and it basically sank without a trace first time around (thanks to the above).
 
You follow the Edwards playbook. Behind the scenes exert pressure on other media not to pick it up, and you completely and utterly ignore it publicly. You give it zero oxygen no matter what.

People forget that the Enquirier broke the Edwards scandal months and months before the baby photo appeared, and it basically sank without a trace first time around (thanks to the above).

Do you really think Trump will let that happen?
 
Man, PoliGAF is all ready to go into full climate change denial level conspiracy mode when it comes to a GOP scandal I see. Everyone does remember this is the National Enquirer, right?

don't get me wrong, the schadenfreude would be amazing. But let's keep some perspective here.


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David Brooks has given up. I've never seen him more defeated. He basically said Republicans need to stop fetishizing Reaganomics when their new party rises from the ashes.

Also I enjoy the people saying to Tweet Trump about the Cruz article, as if Trump didn't plant it himself.
 
David Brooks has given up. I've never seen him more defeated. He basically said Republicans need to stop fetishizing Reaganomics when their new party rises from the ashes.

Also I enjoy the people saying to Tweet Trump about the Cruz article, as if Trump didn't plant it himself.
But he can't retweet it if a white supremacistsupporter dosn't tweet him first. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Translators note: kekaku means plan
 
You follow the Edwards playbook. Behind the scenes exert pressure on other media not to pick it up, and you completely and utterly ignore it publicly. You give it zero oxygen no matter what.

People forget that the Enquirier broke the Edwards scandal months and months before the baby photo appeared, and it basically sank without a trace first time around (thanks to the above).

So basically delay it a few months to just before the convention. Brilliant plan!
 
So, I'm thinking.

Media can't report on the alleged affairs too much if it's all just smoke. They'll probably be mostly hands off, I think, because without proof, they would risk damaging their reputation. Can't go hard on that.

However...the 500k donation to Fiorina is real, is unusual, and is theorized to be connected. Talking about that would be a great way to talk about the alleged affairs without actually talking about them.
 
If this turns out to be true and wrecks Cruz, there will be no words for how happy I am. Very few people have ever deserved it as much as him. What an absolutely horrible, pathetic person he is.
 
Lol. Again, just having fun with it, but man. If this turns out to effect things, I might seriously be able to believe that Trump was the one that posted the Melania pic in the first place.
 
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