Yep, everything was DOA. App was dessemated on arrival, management was a mess for months leading up, and the mess bled into her overall presentation and output. I need a proper Gaga era with the machine aligned again, because the machine makes her entire schtick way better.
You know what, the more I think about it, the funnier I think it is that I feel
the exact same way about ARTPOP as I do Bionic.
Were ARTPOP and Bionic great albums?
Not quite. Were they nearly as revolutionary as their creators hyped them up to be?
Nope. And in both cases, the best songs recorded during those sessions, the songs that actually fulfilled the original promise the albums, for some reason
did not make the cut and baffled fans.
But for both albums, I feel that each had
just enough bops on it that if Christina and Gaga
really wanted it, they could have made those eras into something. I honestly don't think ARTPOP was a terrible album, and I still use Fashion, Donatella, Jewels and Drugs, and Sexxx Dreams. Likewise, Bionic, as inflated as it is, has some of Christina's best ballads and mid-tempos, and I will go to my grave saying that
Lift Me Up should have been the ballad she pushed from that album, as it's much more radio-friendly than You Lost Me.
But both albums had terrible, completely messy lead-ups. And in both cases, when those albums didn't instantly smash on release, it was like both artists just said "fuck it."