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PopGaf OT-X | Confirmed: Mariah Carey is the Queen of PopGAF

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Aguila

#ICONIC
All-time most streamed female artists by women on Spotify, worldwide:
1. Beyoncé
2. Katy Perry
3. Lana Del Rey
4. Rihanna
5. Ariana Grande
6. Lorde
7. Miley Cyrus
8. Taylor Swift**
9. Ellie Goulding

All-time most streamed female artists by women on Spotify in the U.S:
1. Beyoncé
2. Lana Del Rey
3. Katy Perry
4. Ariana Grande
5. Lorde
6. Rihanna
7. Taylor Swift**
8. Miley Cyrus
9. Nicki Minaj
10. Iggy Azalea

All-time top 10 streamed women globally on Spotify:
1. Rihanna
2. Katy Perry
3. Beyoncé
4. Lana Del Rey
5. Lady Gaga
6. Ariana Grande
7. Nicki Minaj
8. Ellie Goulding
9. Taylor Swift**
10. Lorde

All-time top 10 streamed women in the U.S. on Spotify:
1. Lana Del Rey
2. Beyoncé
3. Katy Perry
4. Lorde
5. Ariana Grande
6. Rihanna
7. Nicki Minaj
8. Taylor Swift**
9. Miley Cyrus
10. Ellie Goulding

All-time most streamed female artists by men on Spotify, worldwide:
1. Katy Perry
2. Lana Del Rey
3. Lorde
4. Ariana Grande
5. Rihanna
6. Beyoncé
7. Ellie Goulding
8. Miley Cyrus
9. Lady Gaga
10. Iggy Azalea

All-time most streamed female artists by men on Spotify in the U.S.
1. Lorde
2. Lana Del Rey
3. Katy Perry
4. Beyoncé
5. Rihanna
6. Nicki Minaj
7. Ellie Goulding
8. Iggy Azalea
9. Taylor Swift**
10. Lady Gaga
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kiiii, I thought she was a "flash in the pan." I thought she was local. I thought everybody had forgotten about her.

Ha impact. Ha powa.

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Being a mistress on the side,
It might not appear to fools like you.
Creeping around on the side
Might not be somethin' you would do.

But you haven't seen my man,
You haven't seen my man,
You haven't seen my man,
You haven't seen him.

He's got the fire and he walks with fame,
He's got the fire and he talks with fame.

His bonnie on the side, bonnie on the side,
Makes me so sad, girl.
His money on the side, money on the side,
Makes me so sad, girl.

I'm a sad girl, I'm a sad girl, I'm a sad girl.
I'm a sad girl, I'm a bad girl, I'm a bad girl.


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I'm a dragon, you're a whore,
Don't even know what you're good for.
Mimickin' me's a fuckin' bore
To me, but babe.

Lay me down tonight in my diamonds and pearls
Tell me something like I'm your favourite girl.

I fucked my way up to the top,
This is my show.
I fucked my way up to the top,
Go, baby, go.

Go, go, go, go, go,
This is my show.
Go, go, go, go, go,
This is my show.

Need you, baby, like I breathe you, baby
Need you, baby, more, more, more, more.
Need you, baby, like I breathe you, baby
Fuckin' need you, baby, more, more, more, more.


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Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
Are we pretending that Katy her Ur So Gay doesn't exist now?

You're so gay but not literally gay. Just gay as in bad and effeminate. Serving casual homophobia.

How can you blame her when I see gays say things like "Kingdoms Hearts is gay"?

The community itself sometimes does shit that makes the improper use of the word pass because they allow it and use it in a negative context. Shall we blame the Pro-Gay Activist Katy Perry just for using what she picked up from her gay BFF Markus Molinary?

I'm a dragon, you're a whore,
Don't even know what you're good for.
Mimickin' me's a fuckin' bore
To me, but babe.


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Let Gaga know.
 

SaintZ

Member
Carly is really trying to get the viral hit, but [ H E W ] cares about Tom Hanks any more?

The video was so boring tbh.
 

Meowster

Member
Disastrous. Carly Rae is another that can be crossed off my list. At least it was nice to see Tom Hanks and the Biebs have fun.
 

cory64

Member
Rebel Heart review

Living For Love: Cute.
Devil Pray: Embarrassing.
Ghosttown: zzz.
Unapologetic Bitch: Embarrassing.
Illuminati: Cute.
Bitch I’m Madonna (feat. Onika): Almost cute but the production is dated. Not as good as I Don't Give A (feat. Onika)
Hold Tight : zzz
Joan of Arc: Sounds like a 2010 era Gaga demo that shouldn't have made it out of the studio.
Iconic: Embarrassing.
HeartBreakCity: Not as good as the Guy Ritchie songs on MDNA
Body Shop: Embarrassing.
Holy Water: Might be cute with someone else singing.
Inside Out: Inferior to Britney's and Pixar's.
Wash All Over Me: Okay.
Best Night: zzz
Veni Vedi Vici: Embarrassing.
S.E.X.: Embarrassing
Messiah: Cute.
Rebel Heart: Okay. Would have been decent if it were structured like an ending song. Edit: Oh, that's exactly what the demo version did. The stupidity of changing it...
Beautiful Scars: Okay.
Borrowed Time: zzz
Graffiti Heart: zzz
Addicted: Not as good as I'm Addicted

Overall score: 4 and 2 halves out of 24

It's almost improbable that this wasn't better than MDNA, but those dated drop-choruses and a lack of editing make it so easy for this to flop.


Something like this would have been kind of boring, but at least not a total mess:

1. Living For Love
2. Beautiful Scars
3. Illuminati
4. Bitch I'm Madonna
5. Best Night
6. Holy Water
7. Joan of Arc
8. Messiah
9. HeartBreakCity
10. Rebel Heart
11. Wash All Over Me

Hmm listening to some of these again, even the sort-of-usable ones are just kind of shit. Poor Madonna.
 
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