So i've been going through the wiki for a minute now
The quotes section is as good as podcast titles
Gave a laugh alot what a great idea
Just some of my favs
This might be the fastest start to stupid shit ever.
Pat
I really want to make sure that my Social Link for D-Mob is as high as it can be.
Matt
The girl's just trying to kiss him and he's like, "What attack is this?"
Matt
You just want birds on your ass all day?
Woolie
You know what my dad taught me? How to back down.
Woolie
Don't believe in yourself. Believe in me, 'cause I'm better at Dark Souls than you are, and I'm telling you, you can do this.
Pat
Giving you double thumbs ups with my middle fingers.
Pat
Too bad your chainsaw doesn't have a scope, you fucking turd!
Matt
If I went to church and the dude was pile driving like, a dummy of Satan....
Pat
I like a girl with a wide hit box.
Pat
They bat their eyelashes, and when you look down, your dick is gone.
Matt
The hotter the female spy, the less trustworthy they are.
Pat
Nitroglycerin? The stuff that froze the T-1000!?
Matt
They're just punching my feels organ, whichever one that is. It's probably my kidneys.
Pat
It's glad that there's a hole.
Pat
Oujia Rods. They point to dead people.
Liam
Woolie's like, 'If it ain't BBW Midna, it ain't for me'!
Liam
If I saw Matt wearing apple bottom jeans with the fur, I'd swipe right.
Woolie
Get your historical accuracy out of my face if it's not entertaining.
Matt
I wanna see if he eats all those chakra balls before the puss gets wet.
Pat
It's like, 'Hey dad, you're a recovering drug addict, watch me smoke this crack.'
Liam
I can't believe how much diabetes I have.
Pat
I hate glaucoma. It's my least favourite status effect.
Pat
Harriet Tubman is not in the bible.
Pat
This copy of Predator: Concrete Jungle has bounced around between more men than Taylor Swift.
Matt
Even Russians have to go poop.
Pat
I wish Sagat had an alternate costume with a second eye patch.
Liam
Are there any benefits to you being naked here?
Pat
Guts is basically a Disney princess.
Liam
You should be more sensitive to people with bad walking animation.
Matt
My butt is my ass.
Pat
I can love a coward if he's got that wiener.
Pat
We're not just clowns; we don't just play so you can watch us die.
Matt
He looks even more racist than normal.
Matt
Back up. Did you just say that a Souls character's dialogue was vague and unclear? That's crazy. That's never happened.
Matt
The first thing I do is instinctively look in my pants.
Woolie
...Ambulances, not to be trusted!
Pat
Ellie is just shoving her face into my murder!
Pat
If I saw a ghost in a forest, I'd fucking.. I'd kill myself.
Matt
So you can fight her in your ghost form?
Pat
You know what really boils my piss?
Matt
All the greatest heroes have died for nothing.
Pat
See that thigh gap Cammy's rocking? Thuggery.
Woolie
Boobs and skulls, my two favorite things.
Matt
Shawn Michaels once posed for Playgirl. That's all the info I'm dropping today.
Matt
The final piece of the puzzle was Freddie Mercury.
Woolie
Did i say some?
Meant a couple