misses bull
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You know how pat talked about that one kickstarter that was mad hyped and that's gonna crash and burn super hard? It's gonna be mighty number 9
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Super Best Friends Thread 10: Frienders Support Straight Shota
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You know how pat talked about that one kickstarter that was mad hyped and that's gonna crash and burn super hard? It's gonna be mighty number 9
It's better that way.
I agree wholeheartedly and I dumped $60 into it. Fuck Keiji Inafune.
CthulhuSushi
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I normally restart my pc when something goes wrong. It's speeding up now, still I don't know what caused that to happen. It's never done that to me before.
*leans in and listens attentively*
My PC has never had an issue before today, but I suppose I'll take this as a sign to stop until I get a beast of a PC. This little ol' laptop's heart can't take it any longer.
*psst*
dubious programs that aren't PSX/PSP or weaker are absolute PC stressing garbage without ridiculously good specs, it's almost like their outrageous requirements are bad for most regular PCs.
Banana Aeon
Member
Whenever someone wants me to "fix" their computer, I simply tell them to restart, then come back.
They rarely do.
skLaFarebear
Member
Hosting matches and my Frame delay has been better, but fuck its laggy.
And then I realized my brother is watching Netflix on his apple TV and my mom is watching Hulu Plus on her laptop. Well fuck. I need to move out.
And then I realized my brother is watching Netflix on his apple TV and my mom is watching Hulu Plus on her laptop. Well fuck. I need to move out.
RecursiveFault
Banned
Everyone voting for COMP or the best tagline are da bess.
That IT crowd joke is hilarious primarily because that is actually what people have to ask in IT. I think people get so caught up in software they don't realize the hardware is the issue, or could fix the problem.
misses bull
Banned
Izaya trolls
Kida a shit
Error in communication
Gang fight
Simon punches Izaya
I remember how fucking angry I was at the ending. I went on the internet furiously trying to look up whether there'll be a season 2. Instead ended up reading up on a lot of stuff in the wiki on all the LN content that hasn't been adapted yet and yelling to myself "Why the fuck haven't they started making a season 2 yet?!"
Seeing this happen has basically been 2 year-long dream. I fucking got shit grades for my exam because I was busy watching DRRR!! instead of studying.
What an exemplary life I've led.
IT crowd has nothing on web dude vs sales guy.
I have never backed a kickstarter so far although there are some ones I am tempted too.
Also that dog is mad hype
RecursiveFault
Banned
I had a 30$ pledge that ended up not going through because of some credit card BS, turns out it might've been alright.
I think it lacks a certain punch that even later X games had with its sound effects. Everything feels a little limp.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWDtihuAcfo
skLaFarebear
Member
A few days ago my brothers DVR stopped working and my mom started flipping out about calling netflix and replacing it. I restarted it and it's working fine lol.
The best part is 99% of cable box problems are solved by force rebooting it.
Banana Aeon
Member
It got really dumb, and really bad.
More reason to never Kickstart anything.
I'm sure the game will be fine, all my problems have to do with how everything was managed regarding it after it was funded.
GlassEmpires
Member
I backed the sentai manager game Chroma Squad and that looks to be a great meta game
skLaFarebear
Member
Exactly. It's either fixed by resetting it or it's just a problem with the service provider. I've only had to change the box once and that's because it was going bad after like having it for 3-4 years.
RecursiveFault
Banned
Kickstarters are fine, just know what you're getting into.
Not better than IT Crowd, but that was awesome. Thanks for linking it.
When you get to Act 2, let us know what route (girl) you get.
Not better than IT Crowd, but that was awesome. Thanks for linking it.
When you get to Act 2, let us know what route (girl) you get.
JooseBawcks
Member
YOU! I FINALLY CAUGHT YOU. I got to the Sphinx riddle btw
CthulhuSushi
Banned
Oh hey you're back.
Have fun since the girls in KS are 95% more likable then most real girls. Except for Shizune, fuck Shizune.
jack_package_200
Banned
Guys...I'm in part 2 of Jojo and miss my husbando
Dio
Hanako is best girl, Rin is painful, Emi is arduous, Lucy is pretty good, and Shizune sucks ass.
Oh man, hearing Giant Bomb go on about racing games still, Gran Turismo confirmed for having too high an entry level for any of them.
They're like what? Mid 30's now? They would have been at least Late Teens when GT1 and 2 came out.
The first time I ever touched a Playstation was like 98 I believe, the games immediately available to me were Crash Bandicoot, Dino Crisis, RE2, Metal Gear Solid, and Gran Turismo.
I was about 9 or 10 at the time, I finished Crash without too much trouble, eventually got stuck in Dino Crisis because my child brain was misunderstanding how the door key codes worked even though I figured it out earlier in the game, RE2 was fine, fun and goddamn intense, I immediately noticed how Identical to Resident Evil Dino Crisis was and ended up not finishing RE2 because Dino Crisis was more intriguing, Metal Gear was great, I had no idea what that game even was before I popped in the disc, boy was I in for a surprise.
Anyway for awhile the game I played the most was Gran Turismo, I recognized it was going for some realism and it was a hard game, but I managed to get through all but the A International license which I only got through part of and never quite got there, it was frustrating but fun, I think I gave up on AI and just focused on racing and playing through the game and winning money, fixing up cars etc, I won most of the races.
I was just a nine year old damn kid, I just do not understand why these guys just can't fucking deal with games.
Every Podcast I listen to I realize more and more how these guys just can't play games.
They're like what? Mid 30's now? They would have been at least Late Teens when GT1 and 2 came out.
The first time I ever touched a Playstation was like 98 I believe, the games immediately available to me were Crash Bandicoot, Dino Crisis, RE2, Metal Gear Solid, and Gran Turismo.
I was about 9 or 10 at the time, I finished Crash without too much trouble, eventually got stuck in Dino Crisis because my child brain was misunderstanding how the door key codes worked even though I figured it out earlier in the game, RE2 was fine, fun and goddamn intense, I immediately noticed how Identical to Resident Evil Dino Crisis was and ended up not finishing RE2 because Dino Crisis was more intriguing, Metal Gear was great, I had no idea what that game even was before I popped in the disc, boy was I in for a surprise.
Anyway for awhile the game I played the most was Gran Turismo, I recognized it was going for some realism and it was a hard game, but I managed to get through all but the A International license which I only got through part of and never quite got there, it was frustrating but fun, I think I gave up on AI and just focused on racing and playing through the game and winning money, fixing up cars etc, I won most of the races.
I was just a nine year old damn kid, I just do not understand why these guys just can't fucking deal with games.
Every Podcast I listen to I realize more and more how these guys just can't play games.
ShakuganSan
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W-Why?! Why must you remind me of such horror!?
Back? What do you mean by that?
I can tell you'll chose right now
the best girl, whoever that is
Ohhh, the most famous part of Prison school
*Huff-n-puff-n*
I don't know who any of those girls are, but you're probably wrong
My impression with GT is not the incredibly high entry level but how insufferably dull they are. Forza fills that realistic racing game quota for me and is still much more fun to play than GT.
I just remember that this game's dialogue is hilarious.
RecursiveFault
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CthulhuSushi
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I remember beating GT2 when I was 7..it's not that hard and it's still a pretty good game. I could never play RE when I was super little, I was a little pussy and the music scared the shit out of me.
You were gone most of the day yesterday. I thought the Huntsman Spiders got to you.
Phantasmal Repose
Member
Did you give her the chocolate?
I don't know, I thought GT was fun as shit compared to every other racer I played on PSX, the first game had great music, winning was pretty hype and the cars looked fantastic, I played Ridge Racer at some point and I don't know, I just didn't care about it, it was fine but it just wasn't nearly as exciting, and Need For Speed was pretty fun at times but usually got boring real fast.
GT1's opening was hype
YesManKablam
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JooseBawcks
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I'm actually a bit further than that. I was rinsing out my mouth after brushing my teeth last night when I was thinking "I wonder when I'm going to get to the bottle pa-OHHHHHHH I GOTTA TALK TO OBERON NOW" and almost spat out at the realization.
Yeah, for me there's nothing really "erotic" about that game, it's all just humor ans stupudity, that's why I like it in an ironic kind of way.
Are you going to post the winning story or what?
I was trapped in an emotional cage, while trying to convince myself to not got to a volleyball game, played by girls wearing kneesocks.
Do you see now? Who could have possible predicted that would happen.
be warry of her meduse
CreeperBlocks
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Is the new Ending song for Part 3 Jojo going to be orchestral for the rest of the series. Or no?
ShakuganSan
Member
I think you said it was a steam game (reasonable price) of the winner's choice IIRC
CthulhuSushi
Banned
So..did you end up going?
RecursiveFault
Banned
It's an actual song, so they could use a later part of the song that has some vocals, but probably not.
To add, I'd like to read all the submissions, given that the people involved don't mind
jack_package_200
Banned
That moment when you realize the truth about Princess Ruto from Ocarina of Time
http://imgur.com/a/7rmwa
http://imgur.com/a/7rmwa
Calm yourself, I was getting to that.
Story by: Aaron-Lagann
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My every moment is suffering. Trapped in this immobile body. I cant even breathe on my own, I can only breathe when this button on my back is pressed. Ive been suffocating slowly, unable to die for what feels like an eternity. Why was I given to that man. That man The Pat I was meant to be taken care of. Cared for. Nurtured. But life in the home of The Pat has been nothing but endless misery.
The Pat, is a beastly man. Huddled in a corner, sitting inches from the box he calls The Wire. Hours and hours pass as he sits, completely entranced by the rectangular light contraption. Every now and then Ill hear him snort, bark and chuckle the words Oh, McNolty, you sly bastard to himself.
When The Pat isnt sitting at this box, hes rummaging through his belongings, muttering Fucking Centipedes as he frantically looks around his apartment with a feral gaze.
When its time for The Pat to sleep, he goes through an ungodly ritual involving his mouth and some kind of brush, then he spends a couple hours struggling to climb onto this small collection of cloth and springs called a Bed a foreign concept to me, as I am a doll and dolls have no need for sleep. After The Pat manages to scale the useless springy wretch, he huffs and pants while rolling around in a collection of rags until eventually he stops moving. Mere moments later he springs out of this coma and runs to his kitchen, my vision of what happens here is obstructed, but I hear Pirate cookies are my lifeblood! What these Pirate Cookies are is unknown to me, but I assume theyre some form of small child, since the others often to refer to The Pats preference for the unripe.
Then There are the others. These others refer to The Pats compatriots. Three men who occasionally show up and further add to the endless hell that is my life, or, lack thereof.
The first is the leader of the bunch Mattrick. A deranged man, or, is he a man? He seems to have the thought processes of a child, but has the physical attributes of an adult man. Truly mysterious. The only interactions Ive had with this Mattrick were when he used my body to show off how useful some maneuver called a Rising Tackle is when fighting your way out of a dark alley filled with demon babies.
The second of these others is my sole ray of hope, Mr. Shitlocks. He is apparently the Grandmother of these men, not fully sure how that works out, but his warm, moist embrace is my single escape from this hell. Everyday I wish that I had been given to this Shitlocks instead of The Pat.
Shitlocks seems to have troubles comprehending the words of The Pat and apparently has a bad memory, causing The Pat to become enraged with him very easily. Though, The Pat becomes angry over almost everything, not my dear Shitlocks, though. Shitlocks is a nice man.
The last of these three friends of The Pat is known only as Senpai. I know very little of Senpai, but what I do know is that he is evil incarnate. He has a cheery, charismatic air about him, fooling people on the surface level, but if you look into his eyes, youll see nothing. Nothing but endless hate and death. His one weakness appears to be some form of weapon from Brazil, but unfortunately I am unable to speak and cannot warn the others of his evil or give them the secret to how to defeat him.
Ive heard Senpai speaking under his breath every time The Pat leaves the room, about his plots to remove that booty from the picture. My theory is that The Pat is the only one in this group with access to his weakness, and Senpai cannot have that. Im unsure of which side I should take, for my hatred of The Pat is only rivaled by my fear and hatred of Senpai.
These worries are completely irrelevant, though, as I have no means of communication. No way to warn The Pat that Senpai is in his apartment right now. While The Pat is sleeping, Senpai is standing over him.
Oh, Patto-kun, you were foolish to come between me and my ambitions. With this, there will be nothing standing in my way. Ill be able to control the Zaibatsu from the shadows-desu! Senpai whispered as he pulled out a bottle and slowly pulled the cork from the top, placing it on the ground, then stepping away into the darkness. What is in the bottle? I cant see, its too dark. No Somethings working its way into the bed, The Pat is in danger! But wait, why do I care? Theres no reason for the death of The Pat should concern me, yet, for some reason, my chest is racing and I cant seem to think straight. Could it be No. I cant care for The Pat! Hes my torturer, my captor! It was at this moment that Baby Ashley looked over at the wall, seeing a framed piece of paper hanging neatly. It was her birth certificate. Ashley Boivin. The Pat wasnt her captor He was her father and he was in trouble.
Suddenly Baby Ashley saw something on The Pats face, it was his eyeball, it was moving, no, it was popping out! Father! Baby Ashley thought to herself frantically as a giant black centipede came crawling out of The Pats eye socket. It was too late, The Pat was dead. Senpai had won Baby Ashley lost consciousness.
Three weeks later...
Its time, Woolie. We need to clean this place out. Said Mattrick.
I know, man I know Its just so hard to believe hes really gone. Shitlocks solemnly replied.
Ill miss him too We all will. Mattrick wiped his tears away.
Ill miss him most of all. Senpai said, emerging from nowhere. But we have a job to do, and we must do it.
Youre right, Liam, we have to get this place cleaned out. Woolie agreed, pulling himself together.
After hours of cleaning the filth, Woolie found himself face to face with Baby Ashley. Hey there, girl . Woolie smiled, putting Baby Ashley into his bag.
Baby Ashley suddenly woke up, surrounded by darkness. She was breathing. Her suffering had temporarily ended, though she still had no knowledge of where she was, all she could tell was that she was moving. Hours passed, but eventually Ashley could see light, and emerging from that light was Shitlocks. The Hero. Baby Ashley was filled with joy as his wet grasp pulled her from the bag and placed her next to the Captain on a shelf. Her breathing button was held down by the position she was placed, Baby Ashley could breathe freely.
Shitlocks looked at Baby Ashley, smiled and whispered This is my swamp.
Not really, she might have been tsundere at first but she pretty much jumps on your dick at every other point in the game
Nope
You know, Ocarina of Time was basicaly a harem anime if you think about it