Mm.. I guess I don't remember that scene that well.. I'll have to rewatch it.
Nice. Please tell us more.
Isn't that what the saliva is there for? Or do you need extra to make it lubricant.
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Super Best Friends Thread 5: There's a Skeleton Inside Each of Us
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Mm.. I guess I don't remember that scene that well.. I'll have to rewatch it.
Nice. Please tell us more.
Banana Aeon
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I've never had any trouble with that. :/
ArclightBorealis
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Pussies.
Fatehehhhh
Banned
You're joking right
Pyros_Chicken_Farm
Member
What perfect timing. We're discussing whether Life or the Hometown are better over the other.
I like a good combo, but if I were to choose one, I'd go for Life.
zedreamcast
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Hey guys what do you think is a funnier conversation for guys to have, out converstation about which is better ass or breasts, or a conversation between guys wondering what a boob feels like and their speculation on how they feel.
You came at a good or bad time depends if you like home town or life.
IDKAboutThat
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Think about it though, vaginas are FOR penises. Asses aren't. You're just used to vaginas.
skLaFarebear
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ArclightBorealis
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Prison School has taught me that the former will always be hilarious.
IDKAboutThat
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The game in question just happens to be Senran Kagura.
I've always loved the latter because it assumes that breasts are somehow different than every other pouch of fat and tissue on the human body
NCR Redslayer
NeoGAF's Vegeta
And the occasional superbestfriends video.
That rule of rose video. Mhmm. Those kids are creepy.
JooseBawcks
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Really? They were literally in a huge pile. Everyone
Banana Aeon
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Can't believe I gotta relive this night...
Saliva dries far too quickly to be an effect lube. Lotions, Vaseline, and skin care products are also bad, because they are absorbed into the skin. You need lube.
Luckily, she had some. And that night, she was feeling extra kinky, so, I, being the dumbass that I am, said, sure, why the fuck not.
There is no room for movement, it's a tight squeeze in the first place, it isn't NEARLY as clean as porn makes it out to be, or easy, and for a bigger guy, it doesn't fucking work. It wasn't fun for both of us, and I'll be glad if I never attempt it again.
WEAR A GOD DAMN RAINCOAT, IF YOU TRY ANAL!
Saliva dries far too quickly to be an effect lube. Lotions, Vaseline, and skin care products are also bad, because they are absorbed into the skin. You need lube.
Luckily, she had some. And that night, she was feeling extra kinky, so, I, being the dumbass that I am, said, sure, why the fuck not.
There is no room for movement, it's a tight squeeze in the first place, it isn't NEARLY as clean as porn makes it out to be, or easy, and for a bigger guy, it doesn't fucking work. It wasn't fun for both of us, and I'll be glad if I never attempt it again.
WEAR A GOD DAMN RAINCOAT, IF YOU TRY ANAL!
IDKAboutThat
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The whole cast, going back to the first episode, in a giant cuddle puddle. If they had drawn on the appropriate secondary characteristics, it would have been an orgy
ArclightBorealis
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Speaking of which, I feel like a discussion about which kingdom in Dynasty Warriors is the best is in order.
Wu for life! They have the best waifus.
NCR Redslayer
NeoGAF's Vegeta
I think now is the right time to use this gif.
zedreamcast
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Hmm well I ask this cause im writing a one shot thing where all the main male characters are hanging out on the roof of the school and just chilling. since none of the girls of their group are there since they all have clubs to go to and do work forall the guys are delinquents. The main character decides to take this chance and have an open debate about the female body.
JooseBawcks
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This is what I've been trying to tell people but they never listen. Too much hype for the buttsex
Banana Aeon
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The only thing I know about Musuo is that the character designs are sick, and the gameplay is super fucking boring.
Ultimate_Trainer
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Fatehehhhh
Banned
Have her take a shit and THEN get squeaky clean first, and eat extra fiber a day or two before.
ArclightBorealis
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Only if you're playing it on anything that isn't higher than normal.
Oh you mean when everything ended and everyone fell into a big undetailed drawing.
I can't believe you actually talked about it.
At least now us virgins have learned some new things and you had an experience..
No foreplay to make it expand a bit?
I read a story of someone doing anal and the girl crapping everywhere while they did it.
At least now us virgins have learned some new things and you had an experience..
No foreplay to make it expand a bit?
I read a story of someone doing anal and the girl crapping everywhere while they did it.
RecursiveFault
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I always disliked details. I wanna think about things myself, not be told. It's really hard to pull off, but books like All You Need Is Kill use first person narration to make it feel more conversational when they give detail. It's more like hearing internal thoughts than impersonal narration.
I like the ones where you press buttons!
As soon as it cut to the fight screen I was like they wouldn't make me fight him was so surprised when it happened...I though he was actually somewhat easy as long as I waited for attacks cause I rushed in a lot towards the end and got awakened
Banana Aeon
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I was eighteen and this all was spontaneous. If we did a bit of research, this would have been a better time.
Still don't want to do it again.
Still don't want to do it again.
Fatehehhhh
Banned
zedreamcast
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Well theyre all cherry boys so they have no clue.
skLaFarebear
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I don't think we're all on Team Hometown because of anal. We just like butts.
Ohmygoditsjrod
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Heres a question. When it comes to Musou which games are the best? Not Hyrule since I don't have a Wii U. I will eventually pick up a Gundam one so I'm asking about the main franchises.
Edit: I like a combo but lean more towards hometown. Liking hometown isn't about anal either.
Fatehehhhh
Banned
Just try it again next time you really need to get your rocks off, but be sure to do some preparation. If it's spontaneous, it can be pretty
shitty.
Pyros_Chicken_Farm
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Man, I don't wanna read dat
literal
Oh I definitely like pushing buttons alright...
RecursiveFault
Banned
Well you do press buttons. How else you gonna do the Simon Says prompts!?
Banana Aeon
Member
Again, spontaneous. Do research before you try kinky shit. I fucked up candles for one girl.
And I have heard that tale. Thank God that didn't happen to me. I probably would be in therapy.
And I have heard that tale. Thank God that didn't happen to me. I probably would be in therapy.
Ultimate_Trainer
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I first fought him on Risky from the options menu because I wanted a challange during the story missions. He was impossible to beat, so I switched to an easier difficulty. He sucks to fight because if you get hit I had to run back in order to hit him and that wasn't fun.
skLaFarebear
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Not in Beyond Two Souls. Well I guess you gotta move Jodie around, but you could probably just tape the analog stick in a direction. Doesn't really matter which way because as long as its David Cage, you know it will end up in a rape scenario.
I prefer third person compared to first. Lets me be a little loose, which is strange since I was inspired to write by things like. Fate/Stay night and Tskihime which is written in first person view.
JooseBawcks
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Oh no I'm totally on board for #teamhometown but I'm just talking about people who talk about anal like it's sex Chrono Trigger NG+
Banana Aeon
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You gotta avoid the rape scenarios to beat Malebolgia, Stardust Jodie!
ArclightBorealis
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Well, only ones I've played so far are Hyrule Warriors and Dynasty Warriors 8 Xtreme Legends (I'm a very recent fan of musou for a few months now). 8 XL is really really good with weapons that all have unique movesets assigned to them, plus a lot of special objectives that require playing the game in a more strategic manner. 7 apparently has a better story mode than 8, but I think the mechanics and content in the latter make it a good place to start.
Though I do hear that Warriors Orochi 3 is pretty great from a content perspective, as that is a cross over between Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors, with some original and guest characters mixed in. Seraphis Cain has more experience with this series than I do, he'd probably give a more detailed answer on the entire series.
Fatehehhhh
Banned
Is it wrong that I was reading all of my posts about anal in Liam O'Brien's voice
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