The Nintendo BS

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Saphirix

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I've actually had the chance to pick one up and played around with it for awhile. I only played with it when I realized it wasn't just a mutant make-up case that cost more than a buck-o-five. I actually used it as Nintendo intended me to use it, so there is not going to be any of that crap about me not actually putting time into it. And of course my opinion is the only one that really matters so lets get to it.

From what I have played (if you can call it that on this handheld), the future of Nintendo's next Virtual Boy isn't looking too bright, on both screens. I actually can't believe that Nintendo insults the industry with the DS and actually got away with selling it to more than 3 people. It was already bad enough they managed to get Gamecubes into a few homes, but this DS is nothing more than an abomination of back-assed technology with the Nintendo logo on it.

And the question that someone (that isn't you) needs to ask is, what's the point of the DS?

Was the Dual Screen idea implemented to show us twice the mediocrity of their games?

Was the idea of kicking-off the industry's first Pedo-Chat with kids using the stylus become so tempting that it just had to be done?

Or did they make the DS so it would host one of the lowest scoring games in EGM history for a few shits 'n giggles?

I cannot see why people are actually buying into the Nintendo BS and not waiting for something better that is bound to be coming down the line, but then again Gamecube also sold more than a few systems before it got the biggest beat down since that dude Jesus 2000 years ago. So I guess I should be used to disappointment, right?

So far I managed to mess with the software titles provided for it, none of them actually classifies as a game and I'd be pretty depressed if Nintendo thought Super Mario 64 DS was classified as one.

What was DS supposed to do again?
 
Lemurnator said:
The Nintendo BS.

How clever on your par...

BAN THIS BITCH.

Hey look, a flip:

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As was the case with the GC, gamers got all caught up in the hype but they'll soon come to their senses once the competition comes around.
 
dude, you can't be serious...

while i'll admit that metroid prime: hunters is nothing more than a tech demo, how can you claim mario 64 is not a game or mediocre?

i actually got to play it last night for the first time and it's a nice port. the game looks great on the ds and i didn't have any problems with the controls (d-pad).

also, the gamecube is a great system. i've got at least 8 AAA titles that i can't get anywhere else. get a life...
 
Hey, it's Mina. Expect a photoshop of her ass with a screen drawn on each cheek and her holding a sign saying "This is better than the DS" or some such any time now.

Boy, this is exciting.
 
Lemurnator said:
Take your sophomoric trolling to GameFAQs, where people will be dumb enough to take you seriously.

Dude, quit trolling in my topic. You should be more concerned about shaving your mustache than trolling my Nintendo DS topics. Get off my board.
 
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I wish I had two cats that would just go at it on command. If I was ever sitting around bored I'd look over at them and go "FACE IT STRAIGHT! FIGHT OR DIE!" and they'd just kick the shit out of each other. Then we would all cuddle.
 
So answer the Gawdamned Question: What's the point of the DS?

Apparetly Lemurs uses it to reflect her mustache on 2 different screens, but other than it being used for personal vanity (I was right about the make-up thing!) what is it supposed to be doing? I'm serious because I want to understand what Nintendo is trying to sell.
 
Mr_Furious said:
As if there's any other reason for internet forums.

I guess you're right. People just have to complain..........or try their best to piss off a certain group of people. In this case, people who like the DS.
 
I don't think most people are complaining for the sake of complaining, i just think people are frustrated with Nintendo sliding slowly into mediocrity.
 
Saphirix said:
So answer the Gawdamned Question: What's the point of the DS?

Apparetly Lemurs uses it to reflect her mustache on 2 different screens, but other than it being used for personal vanity (I was right about the make-up thing!) what is it supposed to be doing? I'm serious because I want to understand what Nintendo is trying to sell.

You should spend more time thinking up new material. Hell, why not an entirely new act? Pretending to be a whore on multiple internet websites has worn thin, maybe public suicide could be your next shtick.

I hate you.
 
Why are you still here? You are trolling in my topic. I will have to ask a mod or admin to have you (and your mustache) removed if you do not cease to troll my topics. Be gone little wench.
 
The Abominable Snowman said:
It's like people complain about complaining just to complain. ::lawd Jesus::

I'm not complaining. I'm just saying what I've seen since I first came to this forum. And I'm sure you've been here longer than me so you should've noticed the same thing by now.
 
This isn't Mina/clip's girlfriend fight entertainment yet, but who knows, maybe we'll get lucky.

*settles back to watch*
 
Dante said:
I don't think most people are complaining for the sake of complaining, i just think people are frustrated with Nintendo sliding slowly into mediocrity.
Yeah, I'm sure that's it.

Wait, isn't your dog named Mina?

Saphirix said:
Be gone little wench.
:lol
 
Saphirix said:
I'm serious because I want to understand what Nintendo is trying to sell.
like you'd care or even take any notice if you got a legit answer to that question.
 
The Abominable Snowman said:
How could you yell at Lemurs on her birthday? ;_;

Yeah seriously. I was just joking around then you have to go and hurt my feelings. ;_; Do I really have a mustache? I know I don't but does it look like I do in photographs? Will my life ever have any purpose? Will donations made to Shadow Corp. ever raise enough money to pay to remove Mina's monster penis? I have all these questions and no answers, I need a helping hand.
 
Scrow said:
like you'd care or even take any notice if you got a legit answer to that question.

I would if Lemurs would stop trolling or people start answering the question. It's a legit question, waiting for an answer I'd be willing to consider.
 
Lemurnator said:
Yeah seriously. I was just joking around then you have to go and hurt my feelings. ;_; Do I really have a mustache? I know I don't but does it look like I do in photographs? Will my life ever have any purpose? Will donations made to Shadow Corp. ever raise enough money to pay to remove Mina's monster penis? I have all these questions and no answers, I need a helping hand.

Why would I go and remove a monster penis? This thing is fucking useful.
 
is that seriously mina? and if so, is she really a hot chick, or just a dude pretending to be a hot chick?

i hate not being in the loop...

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to answer your question, the point of the ds is to attract new people to gaming through the touch screen input. it's easier for n00bs...
 
That's my girlfriends dog actually, isnt she the cutest??? :D And she is named Mina. How did you know that, are you some sorta stalker? :lol

Edit: oh I just got the connection actually, because Saphirix is Mina, My girlfriend says the name comes from the Sanrio character Minna no tabo

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It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas,
Ev-ery where you go,
Take a look at the gaming boards, brimming with fighting hordes,
Clammering about Sony and Nintendo
 
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