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[Do The Mario]

Yes its 2pm November the 9th and after I knocked off work I then went to picked up Halo 2 limited edition.

After getting some series wood on the way back to the car park I preceded to open my game case when I got into my car and started draining my lizard.

Anyway I jizzed on the game, after getting home and slamming it into my Xbox I found it no longer works and has a suspicious stain on it.

I am sure there are many excited Halo 2 fans with a similar problem how did you get you’re game working?

And if you returned the game how did you explain the stain?

 

[Wario64]

HUH

 

[Ferrio]

And people give me crap about liking digital boobies!

 

[duderon]

The epitome of

 

[AlphaSnake]

STOP THE FUCKING HALO 2 THREADS! JUST SHUT. THE FUCK. UP!

 

[Do The Mario]

STOP THE FUCKING HALO 2 THREADS! JUST SHUT. THE FUCK. UP!

To be honest it’s the only Halo 2 thread that has not been done!

 

[Cmdr. Solrak]

WTF!?!?!?

 

[Matlock]

mmm geek semen

 

[Kon Tiki]

Why would you jizz on the back of the game disc? Unless your dick was small enough to fit through the hole, and you could not pull it out fast enough.

 

[drohne]

i'm pretty sure this is the definitive halo 2 thread. lock the others. they're redundant.

 

[KAOS]

Either the moon is out or the Counter AEG operatives are making thier last stand.

Examples:
GTA sales > HALO2...
My Xbox died on me today {Xbox sucks}...
My friend can't pick up Halo 2 cause he needs a flyer...I said my friend can't pick up HALO 2 cause he needs a flyer...
My HALO 2 was just asking for bukake...
Too many HALO 2 threads...

 

[op_ivy]

My friend can't pick up Halo 2 cause he needs a flyer...I said my friend can't pick up HALO 2

hahaha

 

[Sho Nuff]

YO DUDES DID YOU HEAR HALO 2 IS OUT TODAY!?!?!??! OMGS

 

[TheGreenGiant]

we have uh oh

 

[demi]

halo 2 is out? i better go to gamestop bye

 

[Cold Milk]

This thread made me laugh. With all of the seriousness that HAlo 2 brings someone found comedy in it.

 

[Zep]

Those homos at my EB didnt have any LE copies..and they threw out like 50 different advertisments at me

Poster..aw man its limited edition dude...$3 for disk saftey..dude your gonna need it because your XBox is gonna overheat...

I then got up in line and asked for Halo3, and i swear i must've said a secret code because they started filiiping out..

Looks like im sticking to TARGET

 

[Do The Mario]

You people are way off topic, how the fuck do I get my jizzed game working?

I can’t return it the chick at the counter will think I am sick and I think she likes me!

 

[Project Midway]

You people are way off topic, how the fuck do I get my jizzed game working?

Jizz also inside your Xbox, that should do the trick.

 

[Vashu]

Can we please stop with all the Halo 2 threads??? I know it's a good game, but good lord, it's not the start of a better world!

 

[Do The Mario]

Can we please stop with all the Halo 2 threads??? I know it's a good game, but good lord, it's not the start of a better world!

i'm pretty sure this is the definitive halo 2 thread. lock the others. they're redundant.

nuff said

 

[johnjohnson]

Sorry to bother, but can somebody please explain to a non native speaker WTF jizzed means? My dictonary just don't knows this word.

 

[Vashu]

nuff said

:lol

Nah, this is just pathetic... Not even funny... Gotta love fanboys though.. But then again, you might find this funny when you are just a pubescent kid...

 

[Do The Mario]

Sorry to bother, but can somebody please explain to a non native speaker WTF jizzed means? My dictonary just don't knows this word.

Jizz is what comes out of you’re fireman when you play with him.

 

[Do The Mario]

:lol

Nah, this is just pathetic... Not even funny... Gotta love fanboys though..

Dude I hope you realize this is a joke thread.

 

[Vashu]

Dude I hope you realize this is a joke thread.

I do actually, but I find the humor a bit... Unsophisticated.. But hey, that's just me.. But oh well, I'll probably find out thursday what's so great (or not so great) about Halo 2. And next time, keep your jizz to yourself

 

[Kon Tiki]

Jizz is what comes out of you’re fireman when you play with him.

ur. ur fireman.

 

[Do The Mario]

I do actually, but I find the humor a bit... Unsophisticated.. But hey, that's just me..

Well I was taking the piss out of the fact it’s the only Halo 2 topic not yet posted on this forum.

 

[Vashu]

Well I was taking the piss out of the fact it’s the only Halo 2 topic not yet posted on this forum.

Yeah, I can see that. But with all the other Halo 2 topics, it kinda pissed me off, instead of out...

 

[johnjohnson]

Jizz is what comes out of you’re fireman when you play with him.

Why did I have to ask this? WHY??? I should have known, I should have known. Life will never be the same again.

I think I'll have to cancel my preorder now.

 

[Che]

You people are way off topic, how the fuck do I get my jizzed game working?

I can’t return it the chick at the counter will think I am sick and I think she likes me!

:lol Man, you made my day.

 

[Mike Works]

How do I play game?