I finally saw it today. I give it a C+ and looking back it’s a movie with a ton of awesome and great moments with good character motivations, heart warming scenes, and emotional moments. All of that sounds like it should be around an A grade but what brings it down is how it’s all put together, including Taika’s insistence to inject humor in the middle of heavy emotional moments(to the point where using a speaker to play Mary J Blige right after talking about stage 4 cancer is in extremely poor taste to the point of insulting). If this is truly what he wants to do as a creative, then he should study from the best Pixar movies and Pixar directors to understand how to do it right and make humor flow into the movie correctly, instead of inserting it in random spots to be so jarring and off putting.
I should have seen the red flags when Taika, Hemsworth, and Bale kept mentioning their kids and doing the movie for the kids in their interviews, but that doesn’t excuse it for not even being as good as a Pixar film in that case. There is nothing wrong with making a Marvel film for kids, but we have to stop treating kids like idiots who can’t handle emotional or serious moments. Those emotional moments in life are crucial because it reinforces how one should feel empathetic during them, instead of using humor as a toy-like distraction because you think they can’t handle it.
On a side note yet on topic, the fact that some parents try their hardest to make sure their kids don’t go through any of what they went through themselves, is also alarming, because they are course correcting so far in the other direction that they are hindering their children from basic things and emotions that we all should experience and they’re not even aware of that deprivation. So they end up not being able to handle it later in life and instead of being an adaptable human being, they put up walls that others have no choice but to adapt to. The movie tried to subtly convey this, yet at the same time they treated their audience in the exact opposite way. It’s head-scratchingly puzzling.
Everyone being so harsh on Thor 2 was one of the many reasons that caused this quip-acolypse rift in marvel, where every hero has to be as funny and as quippy as Spider-Man and Deadpool and now we’re stuck here(for the time being), because if you go too serious your movie ends up bad like the above or Batman V Superman, not realizing those types movies are deemed bad because of multiple reasons, not just the lack of humor. This is why DC is starting to have an upswing with movies like Joker and The Batman. They finally found the correct answer to their problems and are presenting tones that the older Marvel fans are hoping and praying that Marvel can present one day.
Also, it’s rare when I go to YouTube and look up certain reviewers, who usually have vastly different takes, all end up agreeing about this movie and it’s problems. That should be highly alarming for both Marvel and Taika. The ship is leaking and water is flooding in.
Edit: And Bale was greatest part of the movie but was too absent for too much of the movie