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[Unspeakable Evil]

Boobs
Boobs
BOOBS

 

[LOLDSFAN]

Digital boob press.

 

[Raxus]

Plot and waifus abound!









Kill me now.

 

[everyday math]

HE'S GOT TWO TYPES OF PUSSIES GETTING CLOSE TO HIM.

Omg hahahahaha

 

[bigkrev]

Gary Stu has all the women thrusting their vaginas at him as usual

 

[BassForever]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[DominoKid]

good to see SAO is as shameful as ever.

 

[Jintor]

Holy shit, fucking everyone wants the Kirito DLC

 

[Strike]

Your brother/cousin.

 

[SparksterMeta0]

Sorry, ladies.
His heart belongs to another.

Speaking of which, better press on, Kirito!

 

[Branduil]

Please kill me.

 

[789shadow]

 

[Seda]

How has Leafa not recognized her brother's voice yet. Considering how infatuated she is with him.

 

[ReiGun]

Man, who are all these people taking games this seriously? Not even the people of SAO took the game that seriously and they were in a life and death situation.

Seriously. The players of SAO actually had fun. These fairy dudes are so grim.

 

[mightynine]

Kirito's a mercenary guy in the mercenary.

EDIT: They just drew a uterus!

 

[Schadenfreude]

SAO!!!!

 

[Crayolan]

I've been more or less wondering "why does any of what's going on now matter again?" for this whole episode.

The other two girls want the DLC, too. Big surprise.

They need that DLC asap, it won't be compatible with patch 5.0.

 

[Moaradin]

SAO is practically a harem at this point and it sucks at it. Every girl in the show falls for Kirito and he doesn't even show any interest in any of them other than Asuna.

 

[daveo42]

Kirito got all the hoes

Kiri-hoes.

Seriously this show makes no sense. It would have worked better if this was an actual world and not an MMO. Who the hell are all of these people anyway?

 

[BassForever]

See this "distraction" works out for Kirito in the long run

 

[MikeBreezy92]

Dandy would be upset......All Plot no Backstory.

 

[Rewrite]

Omg that drawing on the map. :lol

 

[Gucci Messiah]

None of this makes any sense

What doesn't make sense? Sigurd is plotting with the Salamanders to kill the leaders of two in-game races. Sugu gets a call from nerd boy irl and heads to the meeting spot to warn everyone about the ambush, Kirito agrees to help. Haxlord Kirito fights some guy on roids and wins, the bad guys go away.

 

[Imperial Bishop]

http://strawpoll.me/1008591

Choose the best hoe.

 

[Shard]

I have seriously read fanfiction that was better then this Gary Stu tripe.

 

[everyday math]

Kirito looks like a 10year old boy.

 

[ThatObviousUser]

SAO!!!!

That Kakashi GIF should be retitled "SAO! NOOOOO!"

 

[Jintor]

On the way, come back to my place! We'll RP sex!

*puts on robe and wizard hat*

What doesn't make sense? Sigurd is plotting with the Salamanders to kill the leaders of two in-game races. Sugu gets a call from nerd boy irl and heads to the meeting spot to warn everyone about the ambush, Kirito agrees to help. Haxlord Kirito fights some guy on roids and wins, the bad guys go away.

I mean there's no reason to give a shit about any of it. It's a fuckin' videogame and there's no establishing context that sets it as an EVE-esque giving a shit experience.

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

How has Leafa not recognized her brother's voice yet. Considering how infatuated she is with him.

And he looks like him.

 

[LOLDSFAN]

Someone I can't reach IRL.

 

[BatDan]

How has Leafa not recognized her brother's voice yet. Considering how infatuated she is with him.

Because she's dumber than Clark Kent's friends.
At least Clark Kent changes his voice and demeanor.

 

[bigkrev]

I miss the shit pacing of part 1

Also miss all the girls dying all the time.

 

[Amikami]

I forgot they were trying to clear the game by getting to the top of the world tree.

 

[B-Dubs]

See this "distraction" works out for Kirito in the long run

And now it doesn't.

 

[BassForever]

100000 YULD!

 

[mightynine]

So many bit coins

 

[789shadow]

I SOMEHOW KNOW HOW MANY PIECES ARE IN THIS BAG

 

[SparksterMeta0]

He just MADE IT RAIN!

 

[Doctor Decimate]

what's that money from again?

 

[Schadenfreude]

She went all Rain Man on us. Counted the coins through the bag.

 

[ThatObviousUser]

I have seriously read fanfiction that was better then this Gary Stu tripe.

I've read looooooooaaaads of great fan fiction that's way better than this.

I've read laughable fanfiction that was better than this.

I'm reading a webcomic right now that's better than this.

 

[Thatonemoor]

MMO Jesus turns air into money.

 

[Shard]

Must resist throwing remote through television.

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

Kirito giving his side pieces dough.

 

[Zonic]

You could have used that cash to buy better gear & increase your chances of rescuing Asuna. Ya know THE REASON WHY YOU ENTERED THE GAME.

 

[Ultratech]

So...all that money and he doesn't get better gear for himself?

 

[bigkrev]

Build a castle!

Or get new gear

 

[Levyne]

I SOMEHOW KNOW HOW MANY PIECES ARE IN THIS BAG

The game would tell you.

 

[Gucci Messiah]

NO MORE FLIRTING DADDY!

 

[LOLDSFAN]

Shut up Yui!!!