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I can add a couple more to that list.I don't even know what the main story line is.
Cena: "I defend my title!"
Wyatts hate 75% of shield
Rollins: "look at me."
That's it really.
The divas all hate each other... but because they're having "a revolution" they're all in tag teams for some reason.
Big Show: "I'm a giant!" (that was the entirety of his month-long pre-MSG storyline where he buried a good portion of the midcard)
Ummm... are there any others? Does breast cancer awareness count as a storyline?
On the bright side, we're only 3 months away from riveting storylines like "I'm pointing at a sign, I bet you can't point at the sign too" and "old people we watched 15 years ago come back to actually fight instead of just stand in the ring and talk" and "I want to make a Wrestlemania moment" (whatever that is... apparently, for most guys, it's that they want to win the Andre the Giant battle royal... as if that's ever done anyone any good).