Tams
Member
Yes, but what are your pronouns?
Xbox the voice of the player "i don't miss the disc at all" "i love the new storage and fresh look" "xbox knows me really well"
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Yes, but what are your pronouns?
Tams
Member
I had a rather nasty argument on DPReview over the use of AAs in a camera (one that needed to be large anyway).
He just couldn't wrap his head around:
a) the convenience of being able to get batteries for it almost anywhere in the world (his safari 4x4 charged his batteries)
b) that AA batteries come in rechargeable forms too, and some like Eneloops are among the best of any batteries.
Operations66
Banned
My nouns haven't turned pro.
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DirtyBast8rd
Member
I just puked.
I wanted to start laughing but then started feeling sick and needed to puke. To get a job at the Xbox PR department you got to have a masters degree in being retarded.This slide is about the voice of the player about the new refresh
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Unknown Soldier
Member
They're going to have to delay the launch of these refresh consoles to have new influencer and shill talking points ready now
SmokedMeat
Gamer™
I feel like Xbox really knows me. It's almost eerie.
Evil Calvin
Afraid of Boobs
Why get digital-only when you can get disc-based and you can get the best of both worlds. Can do everything the digital-only console can do (same amount of storage) AND you can play your discs, get cheap physical off Amazon or Ebay AND you can sell them if you want. Sure you save a LITTLE $$$ but not worth it to not have that disc based options (can also play DVD, Blu-Ray and 4K movies too)
poppabk
Cheeks Spread for Digital Only Future
Yeah sadly it seems that people don't give a shit about any of that and would prefer the 'premium' experience of having to baby the charge on their devices, invest in charging docks, mess around with spudgers and heat guns and knock-off Chinese batteries. It's ironic that MS pulls this shit while having an environmental sustainability taking point.
HeisenbergFX4
Member
How about we don't need disks because "We can't take them to the grave"
Anyone's bingo card have that one?
Anyone's bingo card have that one?
DeepEnigma
Gold Member
saintjules
Member
DeepEnigma
Gold Member
Ctrl+Alt+Deceive: All The Dirt, Info, Lies, and LOLs We Found During FTC vs. Microsoft
Here are all the dirt, information, lies, and LOLs we found during the FTC hearing case. Notes: That was a lot of work; I'd appreciate your support. Please keep it civil. This thread is very important because I wanted to compile all the information in one place for posterity and preservation...
The FTC Trial Unmasks Xbox’s Ambitions - IGN
In an industry full of secrecy, the FTC trial has unmasked Xbox to a degree no major game company has faced and it could change how the media and consumers scrutinize the video game industry going forward.
Tomeru
Member
Ftfy
sachos
Member
Oh yeah, i knew it looked familiar. Thanks.Ctrl+Alt+Deceive: All The Dirt, Info, Lies, and LOLs We Found During FTC vs. Microsoft
Here are all the dirt, information, lies, and LOLs we found during the FTC hearing case. Notes: That was a lot of work; I'd appreciate your support. Please keep it civil. This thread is very important because I wanted to compile all the information in one place for posterity and preservation...www.neogaf.com
The FTC Trial Unmasks Xbox’s Ambitions - IGN
In an industry full of secrecy, the FTC trial has unmasked Xbox to a degree no major game company has faced and it could change how the media and consumers scrutinize the video game industry going forward.www.ign.com
MarkMe2525
Banned
Microsoft Patent Could Verify Physical Games for Xbox Digital Library
Microsoft files a patent for a method of externally validating ownership of game discs, which could let Xbox Series S players access physical games.
gamerant.com
Heard any rumblings of this becoming a thing? My original assumption was that this would be a product for Series S, but it could apply to any future digital consoles they put out.
RiccochetJ
Gold Member
I swear that the people that put out these sort of internal powerpoint slides all went to the same school and they try to come up with the same stupid mission statements and make the employees buy in and become mindless cheerleaders. I've seen the same type of slide across so many different industries it's just stupid.
Ugh.
Ugh.
IDKFA
I am Become Bilbo Baggins
Indoctrination commence.... Welcome to the cult:
Is that a Photoshop job? No way that can be real.
Omnipunctual Godot
Member
>"It's important to me that the companies I support take sustainability seriously - and Xbox does."
I think this was the first time this sentence was uttered in the history of the world.
I think this was the first time this sentence was uttered in the history of the world.
MDSLKTR
Gold Member
ZoukGalaxy
Member
Pathetic.
Like if they were going to publish "hey, we hate so much the refresh".
At this point, Xbox is an echo chamber of their own fart and is in self-sufficiency mode, that's pretty ridiculous and laughable.
I was a die hard fan of Microsoft with the Xbox 360 (and still fan of this masterpiece), they got everything right. Look at them now.
Now I hope they will leave gaming in 2027, the Netflixation of gaming is really one of the worst idea for this industry, making mediocrity the standard is so wrong.
Like if they were going to publish "hey, we hate so much the refresh".
At this point, Xbox is an echo chamber of their own fart and is in self-sufficiency mode, that's pretty ridiculous and laughable.
I was a die hard fan of Microsoft with the Xbox 360 (and still fan of this masterpiece), they got everything right. Look at them now.
Now I hope they will leave gaming in 2027, the Netflixation of gaming is really one of the worst idea for this industry, making mediocrity the standard is so wrong.
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GHG
Member
Another one of Phil's leaked emails.
The FTC Trial Unmasks Xbox’s Ambitions - IGN
In an industry full of secrecy, the FTC trial has unmasked Xbox to a degree no major game company has faced and it could change how the media and consumers scrutinize the video game industry going forward.
DeepEnigma
Gold Member
That's a lot of nut to butt. Not a single chick in the crowd.Indoctrination commence.... Welcome to the cult:
IDKFA
I am Become Bilbo Baggins
It gets worse
Lol. Looks like a cult. Absolutely peak cringe.
I like my Xbox, but it's just a games console. Fanboys are insane, but Xbox fanboys look like they take it to another level.
Kilau
Gold Member
itsjustJEFF
Member
This was an assignment/ticket given to the junior copy writer... no doubt. Real ppl don't talk like this. "alright Dave, here are the key words and points you need to hit. Try to keep it to a sentence, two max" lol
BootsLoader
Banned
I don't miss good games at all, Xbox knows me really well.
Dick Jones
Banned
As I said a few days ago. Parris is a useful idiot and he would shill for ISIS if they gave him free shit.The player who was interviewed is none other than Xbox Shill, Parris.
I wouldn't be surprised if they sent out scripts to their evangelizers and to act as sample population.
Brigandier
Member
Crayon
Member
The player who was interviewed is none other than Xbox Shill, Parris.
I wouldn't be surprised if they sent out scripts to their evangelizers and to act as sample population.
Hey!
DeepEnigma
!FUDCEPTION
newtypepilot
Member
if you look up stockholm syndrome you see a picture of these xbox fanboys
MacReady13
Member
I really do miss the Xbox from the original Xbox and early (pre Kinect) 360 days...
GHG
Member
MasterCornholio
Member
He thinks he will be playing digital copies in the afterlife?
Your either dead or your alive. Not both.
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Crayon
Member
Actually, we do know you can't take the discs with you. But if you can log into your account in the afterlife I would reconsider.
MasterCornholio
Member
Depends if you go to heaven or hell. Heaven would have access to the cloud but hell wouldn't.
Crayon
Member
Hell has all streaming subs.
Fess
Member
This is fake, it's not voices from real people, it's just fabricated PR.
I'm just glad all Microsoft's games are on PC, a secondary PC for the living room is the only proper way forward now, they don't know what they're doing on the console side.
Alebrije
Member
Microsoft should name its next console XCult.
It's very real they do it at all MS events.
Next level cringe?.
MacReady13
Member
I feel the exact same way. Sad to see it happening but this is ALL because Xbox could not beat Sony and Nintendo at the console race. I've been saying for many years this will be the ruin of gaming. The 360 (pre kinect) days were the absolute peak of Xbox gaming. It's gone downhill ever since...Pathetic.
Like if they were going to publish "hey, we hate so much the refresh".
At this point, Xbox is an echo chamber of their own fart and is in self-sufficiency mode, that's pretty ridiculous and laughable.
I was a die hard fan of Microsoft with the Xbox 360 (and still fan of this masterpiece), they got everything right. Look at them now.
Now I hope they will leave gaming in 2027, the Netflixation of gaming is really one of the worst idea for this industry, making mediocrity the standard is so wrong.
KormaChameleon
Member
Goodness me some if the images are cringe.