FakeGAF Book 4: A Game of Thirst

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Consider, for instance, an individual Escherichia coli
cell living in the erratic environment of a human colon,
dependent for its nutrients on the whimsical eating habits
of its host

Apparently, my lab group was the only one not to actually transform e coli cells. science is hard. and inoculation loops are terribad.
 
I forgot I made a music video 2 years ago out of boredom. a korean guy just commented on it and it popped up in my news again.
never linked it anywhere except my fb page once where it got like two views. it somehow has 1.600 now, not that much but still kinda cool :D
 
I forgot I made a music video 2 years ago out of boredom. a korean guy just commented on it and it popped up in my news again.
never linked it anywhere except my fb page once where it got like two views. it somehow has 1.600 now, not that much but still kinda cool :D

What show?
 
I forgot I made a music video 2 years ago out of boredom. a korean guy just commented on it and it popped up in my news again.
never linked it anywhere except my fb page once where it got like two views. it somehow has 1.600 now, not that much but still kinda cool :D

let's see it
 
I forgot I made a music video 2 years ago out of boredom. a korean guy just commented on it and it popped up in my news again.
never linked it anywhere except my fb page once where it got like two views. it somehow has 1.600 now, not that much but still kinda cool :D

you're probably a minor celebrity in south korea now
 
My textbook is lols


Apparently, my lab group was the only one not to actually transform e coli cells. science is hard. and inoculation loops are terribad.

Everytime somebody talks on GAF about e coli I remember some of this forum's most unsavoury threads.

I blame my formative years as a lab technician back at a previous life.
 
Fuck drosophila in the ass, Jeesus.

I can only remember that day they nested in the fucking incubator and I got a faceful of them. I swear I kept slapping my face for hours.
 
Fuck drosophila in the ass, Jeesus.

I can only remember that day they nested in the fucking incubator and I got a faceful of them. I swear I kept slapping my face for hours.

I sniffed one up my nose when I was a kid. It never came out. I was freaking. I went completely ballistic. It was a nightmare. It must still be up there.

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Satan is tempting me to get this I want that estus flask...
 
It certainly has plenty of bots in it.

They've evolved to having profiles now, but it always centers around some stupid inspirational quote about love.

I've had some luck with it in the past, but this time it's drier than the Gobe desert. Might have to actually go to a bar and be social.

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It just snowed here 3 inches out of the blue.
 
I was reading the texts I sent to my wife when we first started talking in Plenty of Fish. I was very keen making it clear that I have a large penis. I was Trumping her.
 
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