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[FUME5]

okay but for reals it's super distracting to ignore the Justin puns that litter my mind

How do you think he feels?

 

[Bko]

I'm with jobs I pray it isn't that far off in French toast.

I'm only going to be responding via Google speech to text today so if it's all fucked up then fuck you and your mother and this is how City Google Glasses going to be interesting paragraph return stupid speech thing.! The letter one shift 1

How about you come by and do the deed yourself you lazy fuck

 

[Halcyon]

Language

 

[Transhuman]

I fucking hope fuck is the first fucking word your daughter learns Halcyon.

 

[Jobbs]

I hope fuck is the first fucking word your daughter learns Halcyon.

lol

 

[SolVanderlyn]

I refuse to resize this image because i'm an asshole

How about you come by and do the deed yourself you lazy fuck

I hope fuck is the first fucking word your daughter learns Halcyon.

Come on guys, you're justin-ing up this thread

 

[Halcyon]

I fucking hope fuck is the first fucking word your daughter learns Halcyon.

I was talking about ducks there was a family of ducks crossing the road and there was a duck and a duck mother alright it's not my fault Google picked it up wrong

 

[Jobbs]

again, I got up out of bed to make this joke, I torture myself for comedy

 

[Bko]

Come on guys, you're justin-ing up this thread

Yeah...Justin is a horrible name

 

[Transhuman]

The fact that lilith likes Justin in spite of his horrible name just goes to show what an awesome guy he must be.

 

[Halcyon]

One of my best friend's name is Justin I called him Dunston since he was in ninth grade.

Implying that he's a dunce. Is also short and a ginger so I may have been too harsh.

 

[Bko]

The fact that lilith likes Justin in spite of his horrible name just goes to show what an awesome guy he must be.

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Come on lilith, spill the beans about your darling!

 

[Transhuman]

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Come on lilith, spill the beans about your darling!

She's too busy gettin her body rocked by Justin,

 

[Chuckie]

I fucking love this thread

 

[FUME5]

One of my best friend's name is Justin I called him Dunston since he was in ninth grade.

Implying that he's a dunce. Is also short and a ginger so I may have been too harsh.

You have become your torturer. Embrace the darkside, gel hairhal.

 

[Jobbs]

You have become your torturer. Embrace the darkside, gel hairhal.

a kid in school was named justin sumner and most people called him "some-nerd" for years

in retrospect it was kind of mean

 

[Halcyon]

You have become your torturer. Embrace the darkside, gel hairhal.

In my defense he used to poke me in the side fat and giggle like the Pillsbury Doughboy

 

[Chuckie]

One of my best friend's name is Justin I called him Dunston since he was in ninth grade.

Implying that he's a dunce. Is also short and a ginger so I may have been too harsh.

If he is still your best friend it wasn't too harsh.

Either that or Stockholm syndrome.

 

[Vazra]

I just had an omelette with potatoes and shredded cheese on top. Was legit.

 

[Halcyon]

If he is still your best friend it wasn't too harsh.

Either that or Stockholm syndrome.

You like my second best friend actually lives west of jobs in Ohio so the next time I go visit him I'm going to shit on his porch

 

[FUME5]

You guys aren't very good at effective denegration. You don't need to feel bad.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

You like my second best friend actually lives west of jobs in Ohio so the next time I go visit him I'm going to shit on his porch

Halcyon. You are a weird dude. I like you a lot. But you say things sometimes.

Spoiler

Do us all a favor and pass this trait onto your daughter, no sarcasm

 

[Bko]

She's too busy gettin her body rocked by Justin,

White people dancing....damn white people dancing!

 

[Jobbs]

:: is jealous of small australian creature ::

You guys aren't very good at effective denegration. You don't need to feel bad.

he was kind of a chubby nerd and he took some heat. I did feel a bit bad for him (I wasn't a bully!)

 

[Chuckie]

You guys aren't very good at effective denegration. You don't need to feel bad.

Lol. For real.

 

[Transhuman]

he was kind of a chubby nerd and he took some heat. I did feel a bit bad for him (I wasn't a bully!)

Never too late to start, dweeb.

 

[Jobbs]

Never too late to start, dweeb.

:: pushes you against locker roughly but not too roughly ::

:: reaches toward your zipper slowly ::

I think I don't know how to bully

 

[Halcyon]

Halcyon. You are a weird dude. I like you a lot. But you say things sometimes.

Spoiler

Do us all a favor and pass this trait onto your daughter, no sarcasm

FakeGaf is like the end of Batman Begins. It's all about escalation. the thread is slowly dying so we all have to get crazier and crazier to keep it alive.

 

[Transhuman]

:: pushes you against locker roughly but not too roughly ::

:: reaches toward your zipper slowly ::

I think I don't know how to bully

 

[Jobbs]

I was trying to find the scene from the first fast & the furious movie where paul walker and vin diesel extol their male bravado by almost kissing

do not search anything with paul walker and "face" in it ever, ever, ever

do not just don't. seriously

:: scarred for life yet again ::

 

[FUME5]

FakeGaf is like the end of Batman Begins. It's all about escalation. the thread is slowly dying so we all have to get crazier and crazier to keep it alive.

The deal is I post a mirror selfie and you photoshop your funkopop wife on it.

 

[Transhuman]

I was trying to find the scene from the first fast & the furious movie where paul walker and vin diesel extol their male bravado by almost kissing

do not search anything with paul walker and "face" in it ever, ever, ever

do not just don't. seriously

:: scarred for life yet again ::

Let me kiss it better

*no*

 

[Vazra]

Relationship Goals.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Holy fucking shit

Something vanished from that room, and no one could quite explain why.

It was a bust of Winston Churchill – the great British war time leader. It was a fine goggle-eyed object, done by the brilliant sculptor Jacob Epstein, and it had sat there for almost ten years.

But on day one of the Obama administration it was returned, without ceremony, to the British embassy in Washington.

No one was sure whether the President had himself been involved in the decision.

Some said it was a snub to Britain. Some said it was a symbol of the part-Kenyan President’s ancestral dislike of the British empire – of which Churchill had been such a fervent defender.

Holy fucking shit

Boris Johnson ladies and gentleman. Boris fucking Johnson.

Let me kiss it better

*no*
Good lord, I'm at work!

 

[Chuckie]

do not search anything with paul walker and "face" in it ever, ever, ever

do not just don't. seriously

:: scarred for life yet again ::

Why? Pictures of the accident?

 

[Jobbs]

Jesus Christ TH that was bad judgement lol... hopefully it's not too long

Why? Pictures of the accident?

apparently.. just seriously don't, unless you're into that kind of shit I guess

I'm dyin here.. I have an appointment in 90 minutes and I'm so tired I can't hang on

 

[Chuckie]

Jesus Christ TH that was bad judgement lol... hopefully it's not too long

Wow that was a fast one.

apparently.. just seriously don't, unless you're into that kind of shit I guess

No I am really not into that shit, that's why I asked. Thanks for the warning.

 

[marrec]

Wow that was a fast one.

2 Fast some would say

 

[Halcyon]

2 Fast some would say

.

 

[Jobbs]

2 Fast some would say

calling the next one 3 fast 4 furious and making it two movies in one like that grindhouse thing was such a huge missed opportunity

marrec how do I stay up for my doc appointment in 90 min when I'm already near shutting down from sheer exhaustion

 

[FUME5]

Up high 2 slow is the official Solidsnakistan name for it.

 

[Halcyon]

calling the next one 3 fast 4 furious and making it two movies in one like that grindhouse thing was such a huge missed opportunity

marrec how do I stay up for my doc appointment in 90 min when I'm already near shutting down from sheer exhaustion

I would go get a red bull or snort some of my pre-workout.


Or just maybe a coffee.

 

[marrec]

calling the next one 3 fast 4 furious and making it two movies in one like that grindhouse thing was such a huge missed opportunity

marrec how do I stay up for my doc appointment in 90 min when I'm already near shutting down from sheer exhaustion

Do you have to drive to your appointment? That'll suck.

Eat an apple, drink lots of water, do a lap around your building.

Spoiler

smoke crack

 

[Jobbs]

I would go get a red bull or snort some of my pre-workout.


Or just maybe a coffee.

why do I do this!

it's like when I spill my drink on my desk... every time I'm like "FUCK! never again! NEVER AGAIN!" but there's always an again

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Halloween themed sequel to 2 Fast 2 Furious

2 Fast 2 Spooky Starring Mr Skeltal

*Turbo dooting*

 

[Chuckie]

2 Fast some would say

 

[Halcyon]

why do I do this!

it's like when I spill my drink on my desk... every time I'm like "FUCK! never again! NEVER AGAIN!" but there's always an again

I encourage more FakeGaf to impregnate and marry things. One day there will be a race of FakeBabies who just walk around shitposting in everyday situations. That is the dream MLK was talking about.

 

[Funky Papa]

Butts can't get impregnated, so I don't know what are you talking about.

 

[Jobbs]

 

[Misha]

somewhat slow down in posting and suddenly have jobbs have double the amount of posts you do in this thread