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[marrec]

Butts can't get impregnated.

 

[Jobbs]

what else am I supposed to do

I live a sad little life leave me alone!

 

[Misha]

what else am I supposed to do

I live a sad little life leave me alone!

its good because it makes it look like i'm not a loser

 

[You Know Nothing]

Butts can't get impregnated, so I don't know what are you talking about.

Yet.

The butt baby apocalypse is coming.

 

[marrec]

It's true when I compare myself to Jobbs I feel a lot better about myself.

 

[trab pu kcip]

what else am I supposed to do

I live a sad little life leave me alone!

you're making videogames. you get sex. what the hell are you talking about?!


I'm the one with the sad little life. there's just a mosquito waiting for me in my bedroom.

 

[Chuckie]

It's true when I compare myself to Jobbs I feel a lot better about myself.

Jobbs is the new Windam

 

[marrec]

Jobbs is the new Windam

Wow that's fucking rude.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I've been out on the plane dealing with sticky goop all night

Happy friday

 

[You Know Nothing]

Regarding the episode of The Americans I watched yesterday:

If something bad happens to Martha, I'll beat the writers up.

:: watches Orphan Black ::

 

[marrec]

you're making videogames. you get sex. what the hell are you talking about?!


I'm the one with the sad little life. there's just a mosquito waiting for me in my bedroom.

It's funny I always forget that Jobbs is making the next big indie game, AND HE HAS MORE SEX THAN ME.

Fucking christ what am I doing with my life

 

[Halcyon]

Wow that's fucking rude.

marrec are there replays of the twitch stuff you do, or do I have to listen to your podcast and try to figure out if you're james or kody based on how I think your voice would be.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I was going to be self-pitying but I remembered I'm seeing MoBo and Pup tonight so it's ok

Spoiler

...oh who am I kidding, as a perpetually single dood who lives with his parents in a room with a load of damp with a broken sofa-bed to sleep on I can be as self-pitying as I want.

 

[marrec]

marrec are there replays of the twitch stuff you do, or do I have to listen to your podcast and try to figure out if you're james or kody based on how I think your voice would be.

Let the mystery remain a mystery, it's better if you don't know who I am.

That was my old cast, new cast doesn't even have James anymore.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Let the mystery remain a mystery, it's better if you don't know who I am.

That was my old cast, new cast doesn't even have James anymore.

...man you really didn't let him dwell on that mystery for very long

 

[marrec]

...man you really didn't let him dwell on that mystery for very long

I'd make a terrible Batman villain.

 

[Chuckie]

I was going to be self-pitying but I remembered I'm seeing MoBo and Pup tonight so it's ok

Spoiler

...oh who am I kidding, as a perpetually single dood who lives with his parents in a room with a load of damp with a broken sofa-bed to sleep on I can be as self-pitying as I want.

Why don't you find a place for yourself?

 

[Jobbs]

you're making videogames. you get sex. what the hell are you talking about?!


I'm the one with the sad little life. there's just a mosquito waiting for me in my bedroom.

hahaha my life is awesome but most people would probably think it's sad

I leave the house like.. almost never, and I just sit around working on my game and posting on neogaf all the time

and I have a nurse for at home care so I don't have to leave

plus I have my cute little nieces they come play video games with me a couple times a week

we got out the ps3 yesterday!

 

[Audioboxer]

Let me kiss it better

*no*

Man I wondered why this guy got banned right after posting in a topic I made... Had a quick GAF investigation... posting "porn"?

Smh. How does one think it's okay to do that unless posting in the GAF After Dark forum.

Besides that, what on earth is this topic I've stumbled into?! Never going GAF browsing again.

 

[Halcyon]

Let the mystery remain a mystery, it's better if you don't know who I am.

That was my old cast, new cast doesn't even have James anymore.

I'm glad you're not James. I've figured it all out now and I'm WATCHING YOU.

I like your speaking voice. You should do podcasts.

Man I wondered why this guy got banned right after posting in a topic I made... Had a quick GAF investigation... posting "porn"?

Smh. How does one think it's okay to do that unless posting in the GAF After Dark forum.

Besides that, what on earth is this topic I've stumbled into?!

Sometimes it's easy to forget this is still Gaf and not just a random private conversation so I could understand how he got caught up.

 

[Funky Papa]

Regarding the episode of The Americans I watched yesterday:

If something bad happens to Martha, I'll beat the writers up.

:: watches Orphan Black ::

As if nothing had happened to her yet.

Better look for a cheap bat now, because we both know poor Martha is not having a happy ending.

Spoiler

I'll be shocked if she doesn't get Nina'd.

 

[Misha]

It's funny I always forget that Jobbs is making the next big indie game, AND HE HAS MORE SEX THAN ME.

Fucking christ what am I doing with my life

see thats why i'm only worried about not appearing as a loser. eventually someone will (incorrectly) assume I'm properly cool and functioning and cosplay ponies with me or something totally cool like that

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Why don't you find a place for yourself?

I am also most definitely not a responsible adult and living by myself would be a disaster

Spoiler

Real answer, none of my friends are looking for anywhere to live and I don't think I'd actually be able to to mentally handle living on my own. Like, I lived with people who I never really spoke with during my last year in Manchester and I just felt like shit all the time.

 

[Audioboxer]

I'm glad you're not James. I've figured it all out now and I'm WATCHING YOU.

I like your speaking voice. You should do podcasts.




Sometimes it's easy to forget this is still Gaf and not just a random private conversation so I could understand how he got caught up.

But GAF is rated PG.

Pure Great.

 

[Jobbs]

see thats why i'm only worried about not appearing as a loser. eventually someone will (incorrectly) assume I'm properly cool and functioning and cosplay ponies with me or something totally cool like that

here's the problem. who cares

:: isn't cool ::

 

[marrec]

here's the problem. who cares

:: isn't cool ::

I'm glad you're not James. I've figured it all out now and I'm WATCHING YOU.

I like your speaking voice. You should do podcasts.

I don't wanna throw shade on James or anything but I'm glad too.

I did an interview with Jon Chey a few years back and he said "you should do this for a living" and I was like, on the inside, omg Jon Chey thinks I'm good at this.

 

[Misha]

here's the problem. who cares

:: isn't cool ::

says the guy with a hot hitler nurse and has the future next big indie darling coming out sometime in the next few years

 

[Granadier]

I like the silty texture. French toast is already plenty sweet, especially with syrup or fruit, so it's just a looks and texture thing.

Also that picture is a prime example of someone who should be using a bidet.


Also boyfriend knows I need french toast now so everything should be fine magically when I wake up because he's way too nice

I wake up and find out you're dating Justin Timberlake. Congrats! Has he given you his dick in a box yet?

I am curious what this was lol

You'll never know. It was amazing though. Jobbs loved it.

here's the problem. who cares

:: isn't cool ::

3 edgy 5 me

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Someday someone famous, semi-famous, or even internet famous will recognize me

They'll be like "nice job" or "cool"

Jason Schreier said that about one my threads one time so that's kind of the same thing sort of

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Someday someone famous, semi-famous, or even internet famous will recognize me

They'll be like "nice job" or "cool"

Jason Schreier said that about one my threads one time so that's kind of the same thing sort of

I'm friends with people who have been on the cover of Kerrang does that count?

 

[Jobbs]

I wake up and find out you're dating Justin Timberlake. Congrats! Has he given you his dick in a box yet?

You'll never know. It was amazing though. Jobbs loved it.

I think Lili would be insulted that you're thinking that small. It's gone well beyond box already, without any room for doubt

and yes I loved it... in a way I'm a part of hal's life now, which is all I ever wanted

says the guy with a hot hitler nurse and has the future next big indie darling coming out sometime in the next few years

I'll take it as a compliment that everyone just keeps assuming she's hot

 

[Chuckie]

I'll take it as a compliment that everyone just keeps assuming she's hot

What other reason would there be to stay with a Hitler nurse.

 

[Halcyon]

I'm super cool.

 

[You Know Nothing]

"Is that a penis?"

"In art it's called a phallus, darling."

Alison and Felix still best combo.

 

[marrec]

What other reason would there be to stay with a Hitler nurse.

.

 

[Jobbs]

hahaha

38 more minutes almost made it

 

[Jobbs]

I'm super cool.

:: validates you ::

:: fucks you ::

damn autocorrect again

I meant to say

:: violates you ::

:: fucks you ::

 

[SolVanderlyn]

:: validates you ::

:: fucks you ::

damn autocorrect again

I meant to say

:: violates you ::

:: fucks you ::

slowclap.gif

 

[marrec]

Validates works too.

Fucking is a good way to fall asleep though, men's refractory periods usually increase sleepiness.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Poll: If you could sleep all day with no consequences, would you?

Answers:

A) Yes

B) Yes

 

[Halcyon]

It's bedtime Matty, lets put you to sleep.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'd rather have sex all day with no consequences tbh.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

God can it be October already I want to lose my mind to Latterman again

I can't believe I'm getting another chance to see them

*cries tears of joy*

 

[marrec]

 

[Halcyon]

God can it be October already I want to lose my mind to Latterman again

I can't believe I'm getting another chance to see them

*cries tears of joy*

My goal this year at some point is to take the mrs to a big concert. It would win me so many brownie points.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I'm super cool.

A PATS FAN

YAAAAAAS

 

[Funky Papa]

FakeGAF's answer to everything:

Edit: Lol, eggball.

 

[Halcyon]

A PATS FAN

YAAAAAAS

I've made it pretty clear that I live my life in the name of Tom Brady. I mean. I have Uggs.



Also @marrec you're talking about Continuum alot and I used to play Trench Wars and even moderated the forums at some point so I am now your stalker. You are within an hour of me. I can feel your musk. I will find you.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

I've made it pretty clear that I live my life in the name of Tom Brady. I mean. I have Uggs.

Living in New England, all I heard about for months was that fucking ball he supposedly might have inflated or whatever

I can't remember the last time I made a serious post, so Lil should know by now that most of my replies are bullshit.

This is not a serious post.

I hope nobody in here takes me seriously, unless I'm transparent about being serious. Otherwise

 

[Granadier]

I think Lili would be insulted that you're thinking that small. It's gone well beyond box already, without any room for doubt

and yes I loved it... in a way I'm a part of hal's life now, which is all I ever wanted

I can't remember the last time I made a serious post, so Lil should know by now that most of my replies are bullshit.

This is not a serious post.