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[A Fish Aficionado]

Okay the guy AND the girl who are making my eggs at the chow hall are both lowkey flirting with me

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

People were watching her make eggs / pancakes at the grill and she was like "y'all are making me feel weird" and then she pointed to me and was like "except for you, cause I'm used to women staring at me"

Dude made me French toast last time I was there and it was the best French toast I've ever had, and so he asked me how it was and I told him it was awesome, and then he smiled and was like "thanks so much for kissing my ass" and was just v cute

Ugh

 

[Xiao Hu]

Do I smell a threesome here?

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

The power of breakfast™

I just imagine some Eyes Wide Shut thing happening soon.

 

[Chuckie]

People were watching her make eggs / pancakes at the grill and she was like "y'all are making me feel weird" and then she pointed to me and was like "except for you, cause I'm used to women staring at me"

Dude made me French toast last time I was there and it was the best French toast I've ever had, and so he asked me how it was and I told him it was awesome, and then he smiled and was like "thanks so much for kissing my ass" and was just v cute

Ugh

Go for it! Have sex with them both!

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

She scrambled my eggs and he Frenched my toast

Spoiler

Girl's a little too butch for me, i mean she's wicked nice I'm just not attracted...guy is cute though

 

[SolVanderlyn]

People were watching her make eggs / pancakes at the grill and she was like "y'all are making me feel weird" and then she pointed to me and was like "except for you, cause I'm used to women staring at me"

Dude made me French toast last time I was there and it was the best French toast I've ever had, and so he asked me how it was and I told him it was awesome, and then he smiled and was like "thanks so much for kissing my ass" and was just v cute

Ugh

Elsewhere on Chef Age Forums, otherwise known as NeoCAF

A man sits at his desk, having just returned from his grueling job in the kitchen. "Man," he says, writing to his internet friends. "I sure can make some dope ass french toast." Suddenly, he remembers the girl. "But hers," he thinks to himself, typing the words on his mind, "hers was made special. And today... today she noticed."

He waits a moment. Surely, his friends will congratulate on him on his job well done. They are all, after all, just as thirsty as him.

F5. Nothing.

F5. A post.

"You son a bitch," the post reads. "I know we work in the same place. I saw the toast you made. Stay away from my woman. You may need the tools of your trade to win her heart, but I can win her over with my natural charms alone. My God given eyes are all I need, and today, I told her she can stare at me all she wants. And I'll stare right back."

Enraged, the man thinks to himself that the next time, his french toast will be so bomb that nobody will be able to resist. Not even the richest, most famous woman in the world would be able to turn down the rich, creamy elegance of his doughy delicacy.

"We'll see about that," he types, leaning back in his chair and smiling with confidence.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

Okay the guy AND the girl who are making my eggs at the chow hall are both lowkey flirting with me

Threesome.

 

[FUME5]

I thought you were supposed to ashamed to be writing fan fics about GAF users.

Strange new world we live in.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Hey man I got nothing else to do at 3 AM on Thursday night

 

[Chuckie]

Hey man I got nothing else to do at 3 AM on Thursday night

Time-zones continue to freak me out. Here it is 9 o'çlock... another Friday morning at the office.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

I promise to never do that again

 

[liliththepale]

Now I want french toast. One slice of french toast made with cinnamon swirl bread and two slices with San Francisco sourdough bread.

But I already had dinner half an hour ago and everyone else in the house is asleep. Grrr. I think I'll text my boyfriend so he can have it ready for me when I wake up tomorrow.


Sol please don't stop writing fanfiction. You're very good at writing and I enjoy reading it.

 

[Xiao Hu]

3pm here

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Time-zones continue to freak me out. Here it is 9 o'çlock... another Friday morning at the office.

12am here in LA.

 

[FUME5]

Nah man, I need to know who Dragonz gets with now.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

Now I want french toast. One slice of french toast made with cinnamon swirl bread and two slices with San Francisco sourdough bread.

But I already had dinner half an hour ago and everyone else in the house is asleep. Grrr. I think I'll text my boyfriend so he can have it ready for me when I wake up tomorrow.

You live a fancy life.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Elsewhere on Chef Age Forums, otherwise known as NeoCAF

A man sits at his desk, having just returned from his grueling job in the kitchen. "Man," he says, writing to his internet friends. "I sure can make some dope ass french toast." Suddenly, he remembers the girl. "But hers," he thinks to himself, typing the words on his mind, "hers was made special. And today... today she noticed."

He waits a moment. Surely, his friends will congratulate on him on his job well done. They are all, after all, just as thirsty as him.

F5. Nothing.

F5. A post.

"You son a bitch," the post reads. "I know we work in the same place. I saw the toast you made. Stay away from my woman. You may need the tools of your trade to win her heart, but I can win her over with my natural charms alone. My God given eyes are all I need, and today, I told her she can stare at me all she wants. And I'll stare right back."

Enraged, the man thinks to himself that the next time, his french toast will be so bomb that nobody will be able to resist. Not even the richest, most famous woman in the world would be able to turn down the rich, creamy elegance of his doughy delicacy.

"We'll see about that," he types, leaning back in his chair and smiling with confidence.

Funky pls make this my tag

 

[Funky Papa]

I don't want to get between you and Tiddums.

Also, I fucking crave french toast now. Thank you for nothing, fakers.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

French toast is literally the best food and I have it on my birthday every year.

 

[liliththepale]

put some fruit and powdered sugar on that

 

[Chuckie]

French toast is literally the best food and I have it on my birthday every year.

I haven't eaten French Toast in ages.

It's my brithday this Monday...so I might make myself some.

 

[Transhuman]

In England they call it "eggy bread". They are not an advanced people.

 

[Funky Papa]

I can't stand powdered sugar. It makes me cough and doesn't taste sugary enough for me. I need the grain, the texture.

With that said, I have two more hours at the home office before I depart to confront the EVIL TAX MAN, so I may break down later and get some chocolate con churros so I don't feel like shit for a few minutes.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

And so the Gaffer went to Google

A picture book by Sol Vanderlyn

"I fucking crave french toast now," said the Funky Papa.

Sol Vanderlyn sat at his computer. "Golly," he said to himself. "Now I fucking want some, too."

The screen filled with images of magnificent dough, prepared on the stoves of the heavens.

"Holy shit," the young man said, full of delight.

"God is real."

This story is slated for release in 2016. All words are ©SolVanderlyn of neogaf.com.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

I can't stand powdered sugar. It makes me cough and doesn't taste sugary enough for me. I need the grain, the texture.

With that said, I have two more hours at the home office before I depart to confront the EVIL TAX MAN, so I may break down later and get some chocolate con churros so I don't feel like shit for a few minutes.

dios mio.

I fucking love this style of churros better than the cinnamon sugar abominations we have in the states.

 

[liliththepale]

I can't stand powdered sugar. It makes me cough and doesn't taste sugary enough for me. I need the grain, the texture.

With that said, I have two more hours at the home office before I depart to confront the EVIL TAX MAN, so I may break down later and get some chocolate con churros so I don't feel like shit for a few minutes.

I like the silty texture. French toast is already plenty sweet, especially with syrup or fruit, so it's just a looks and texture thing.

Also that picture is a prime example of someone who should be using a bidet.


Also boyfriend knows I need french toast now so everything should be fine magically when I wake up because he's way too nice

 

[SolVanderlyn]

His name is Justin? What a nerd.

 

[Xiao Hu]

Fuck it. I'll go get myself a hot chocolate

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

His name is Justin? What a nerd.

 

[liliththepale]

Why is Justin a nerdy name?

 

[Symphonia]

I like the silty texture. French toast is already plenty sweet, especially with syrup or fruit, so it's just a looks and texture thing.

Also that picture is a prime example of someone who should be using a bidet.


Also boyfriend knows I need french toast now so everything should be fine magically when I wake up because he's way too nice

How's he going to know you want raspberries if you don't send the message?

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Why is Justin a nerdy name?

he's just jelly

 

[Funky Papa]

It's not Chad, that's for sure.

 

[Chuckie]

Why is Justin a nerdy name?

It's not. He is just sad that Justin snatched you away in front of him.

 

[Funky Papa]

Should bidets be considered a basic human necessity by the UN?

y/y

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

I wonder why colacao isn't imported to America. Seems better than yoohoo drink.

Should bidets be considered a basic human necessity by the UN?


y/y

\Drought.

 

[liliththepale]

How's he going to know you want raspberries if you don't send the message?

this is a loaded question and although I appreciate how observant you all are I'm perfectly capable of finishing my thoughts and not forgetting to send messages I've written.

he's just jelly

It's not. He is just sad that Justin snatched you away in front of him.

oh no! it's just like that dream he had where we were in high school sitting at the lunch table and I told him to stop talking to me and got up and walked away! :O

 

[SolVanderlyn]

It's not. He is just sad that Justin snatched you away in front of him.

This sounds like something someone named Justin would say

oh no! it's just like that dream he had where we were in high school sitting at the lunch table and I told him to stop talking to me and got up and walked away! :O

That was a weird dream.

 

[Chuckie]

This sounds like something someone named Justin would say[ /QUOTE]


Nonsense!


*continues making French toast with raspberries*

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

this is a loaded question and although I appreciate how observant you all are I'm perfectly capable of finishing my thoughts and not forgetting to send messages I've written.

I'm not

Please if I ever post a screenshot of me messaging someone remind me to send the

 

[liliththepale]

It's actually not true. I forget to send things all the time. Gets me into all sorts of trouble. It especially happens when I'm trying to do multiple things at once or talk to multiple people at the same time, I pause one conversation and forget to ever pick it back up.

 

[Chuckie]

It's actually not true. I forget to send things all the time. Gets me into all sorts of trouble. It especially happens when I'm trying to do multiple things at once or talk to multiple people at the same time, I pause one conversation and forget to ever pick it back up.

That shit happens to me too. I sometimes find out that I forgot to send for a couple of hours.

 

[Funky Papa]

 

[Jobbs]

Everyone's names justin agely

 

[liliththepale]

I can't even

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

Elsewhere on Chef Age Forums, otherwise known as NeoCAF

A man sits at his desk, having just returned from his grueling job in the kitchen. "Man," he says, writing to his internet friends. "I sure can make some dope ass french toast." Suddenly, he remembers the girl. "But hers," he thinks to himself, typing the words on his mind, "hers was made special. And today... today she noticed."

He waits a moment. Surely, his friends will congratulate on him on his job well done. They are all, after all, just as thirsty as him.

F5. Nothing.

F5. A post.

"You son a bitch," the post reads. "I know we work in the same place. I saw the toast you made. Stay away from my woman. You may need the tools of your trade to win her heart, but I can win her over with my natural charms alone. My God given eyes are all I need, and today, I told her she can stare at me all she wants. And I'll stare right back."

Enraged, the man thinks to himself that the next time, his french toast will be so bomb that nobody will be able to resist. Not even the richest, most famous woman in the world would be able to turn down the rich, creamy elegance of his doughy delicacy.

"We'll see about that," he types, leaning back in his chair and smiling with confidence.

.......


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jesus
dfffdfdgfggddg

 

[Jobbs]

Bow does be feel a out your small cock

 

[Chuckie]

Oh Sasha <3

 

[Xiao Hu]

<3