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[FUME5]

This just in.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Jobbs is short circuiting!

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

Lili and Justin sitting in a tree.

Should bidets be considered a basic human necessity by the UN?

y/y

You don't want to know what happened the first time me and some of my friends saw one.

 

[Funky Papa]

I bet you pissed in it like the barbarians you are.

 

[Jobbs]

if you rely on dry warded paper you should be considered unfint for lbeing alive

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

I bet you pissed in it like the barbarians you are.

.......

are you magic

 

[liliththepale]

This just in.

okay but for reals it's super distracting to ignore the Justin puns that litter my mind all day long

Bow does be feel a out your small cock

it's quite a pickle

 

[Jobbs]

Jobbs is short circuiting!

I'm just fat fingering a phone while drousy as fuck

 

[Funky Papa]

.......

are you magic

It's ok, really. You can actually pee in them while the water is running. Just don't do it otherwise.

 

[Jobbs]

okay but for reals it's super distracting to ignore the Justin puns that litter my mind all day long

it's quite a pickle

there are no nikki puns that I can think of, this is so much less fun

I haven't even touched a pickle in like a week

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

okay but for reals it's super distracting to ignore the Justin puns that litter my mind all day long

It doubles as sexual innuendo.

Think about iiiiiiiiiiiiiit.















you're welcome.

 

[liliththepale]

Nikki is an awful name. There's a small boutique called Nikki + Stella and they are by far our worst customer, and I had to print shit for them all day today. Also I had a friend in high school named Nikki who stopped hanging out with me after my brother confessed feelings for this other friend of hers. Lame.

I don't think I can support HN anymore.

 

[Jobbs]

I see what you mean. gonna put my food down.

justin is my whole childhood. I was on a baseball team with 4 justins at once, and one of our bt friends who pretty much was in our hose all the time was justin. and even now I have several justins.

 

[Xiao Hu]

I never had a Justin

Spoiler

if you catch my meaning

 

[Vazra]

A post sponsored by thirst.

 

[Halcyon]

I'm sorry Hal

I am curious what this was lol

 

[Xiao Hu]

Yuck, tribal tattoos

I am curious what this was lol

Something related to you hihi

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I'm sad, noone commented on my amazing joke :c

 

[Funky Papa]

I can smell the HGH from here.

Meanwhile, Person of Interest latest trailer is like

Too many fucking shows.

 

[Transhuman]

I'm surprised lilith isn't dating a french guy.

Non-stop wine and french toast.

 

[Funky Papa]

And Gauloises Blondes.

yuck

 

[Jobbs]

french toast makes you fat.

french toast makes you fat?

french toast makes you fat.

french toast makes you fat?

french toast makes you fat.

french toast makes you fat?

french toast makes you fat.

french toast makes you fat?

french toast makes you fat.

french toast makes you fat?

french toast makes you fat.

french toast makes you fat?

french toast makes you fat.

french toast makes you fat?

french toast makes you fat.

french toast makes you fat?

french toast makes you fat.

french toast makes you fat?

I am curious what this was lol

you need to let this go

 

[trab pu kcip]

Nikki is an awful name. There's a small boutique called Nikki + Stella and they are by far our worst customer, and I had to print shit for them all day today. Also I had a friend in high school named Nikki who stopped hanging out with me after my brother confessed feelings for this other friend of hers. Lame.

I don't think I can support HN anymore.

her being Hitler Nurse was okay but her name being Nikki is too much?

I think it's kind of a weird spelling. two k's?...Nicki..Nikki...Niki..hm. idk

 

[Jobbs]

her being Hitler Nurse was okay but her name being Nikki is too much?

I think it's kind of a weird spelling. two k's?...Nicki..Nikki...Niki..hm. idk

haha my main association with the name "nikki" is that of a pet. my aunt's cat was named nikki and that's pretty much the only nikki that's been in my life up to this point.

sorta like "toby". fotr me, toby always = dog. took me a long time to see him as spoderman

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

HOLY SHIT NEW APOLOGIES, I HAVE NONE I HAD NO IDEA THIS WAS COMING

 

[liliththepale]

I'm sad, noone commented on my amazing joke :c

Well it was a bit on the nose, no? Or did you miss how I literally accidentally forgot to finish writing that sentence when I first posted it? (Funky can verify that)

I'm surprised lilith isn't dating a french guy.

Non-stop wine and french toast.

And french fries. Surprisingly lots of nationalities know how to make french toast.

her being Hitler Nurse was okay but her name being Nikki is too much?

I think it's kind of a weird spelling. two k's?...Nicki..Nikki...Niki..hm. idk

I was joking. Nikki's fine.

 

[Transhuman]

I knew a girl named Nikki
I guess you could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
She said, "How'd you like to waste some time?"
And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind

 

[Jobbs]

there's a food that's really kinda like french toast but really thin

and I can't remember the name of it and it's DRIVING ME NUTS

I knew a girl named Nikki
I guess you could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
She said, "How'd you like to waste some time?"
And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind

what a fitting tribute

 

[Transhuman]

Almond bread?

 

[Xiao Hu]

there's a food that's really kinda like french toast but really thin

and I can't remember the name of it and it's DRIVING ME NUTS

Do you know from where it is perhaps?

 

[trab pu kcip]

Do you know from where it is perhaps?

don't bother. he's halluzinating about food again.

 

[Jobbs]

don't bother. he's halluzinating about food again.

NO it's real

it's like a type of breaded thing that's served reaaaallly thin

 

[Halcyon]

there's a food that's really kinda like french toast but really thin

and I can't remember the name of it and it's DRIVING ME NUTS



what a fitting tribute

Crepe?

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

Woe is me,
I actually had hope the STL Blues would beat the 'Hawks for one night.
Woe is me
My hometown hockey team is destined to make me not give a fuck about hockey for an eternity.

Spoiler

FUCK YOU MIKE KEENAN FOREVER ASSHOLE

 

[Jobbs]

Crepe?

thank you

marry me

see trab it wasn't a dream it's real

 

[Chuckie]

Crepe?

A crepe is nothing like french toast

Edit:

thank you

marry me

Wtf.....You two deserve eachother.

 

[FloatOn]

her being Hitler Nurse was okay but her name being Nikki is too much?

I think it's kind of a weird spelling. two k's?...Nicki..Nikki...Niki..hm. idk

It's actually Nikkki. Three k's because racism

 

[Xiao Hu]

thank you

marry me

see trab it wasn't a dream it's real

In which fucking dimension is crepe related to french toast? If you said something like pancakes then yeah, but not french fucking toast! Nikki must be drugging you with her vajayjay

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

A crepe is nothing like french toast

Yeah it's literally just a thin pancake. I mean it's basically interchangeable with pancake here

 

[Jobbs]

well regardless how my mind got there, crepe is what I was looking for

 

[trab pu kcip]

It's actually Nikkki. Three k's because racism

hah

In which fucking dimension is crepe related to french toast? If you said something like pancakes then yeah, but not french fucking toast! Nikki must be drugging you with her vajayjay

I told you he was halluzinating

 

[Jobbs]

the germans are ganging up on me from each side

they're stiill bitter about that happening to them

I shall never ignore your judgement again!

Spoiler

Ich glaube seine Krankenschwester setzt ihn unter Drogen!

you're going to have to speak harder german to get it by me

 

[Xiao Hu]

I told you he was halluzinating

I shall never ignore your judgement again!

Spoiler

Ich glaube seine Krankenschwester setzt ihn unter Drogen!

the germans are ganging up on me from each side

they're stiill bitter about that happening to them

Not the type of sandwich you like?

 

[Chuckie]

the germans are ganging up on me from each side

they're stiill bitter about that happening to them



you're going to have to speak harder german to get it by me

Not just the Germans, the whole of Germania!

 

[Jobbs]

Not the type of sandwich you like?

well I'll try anything once :: imagine the shrug emoticon here ::

 

[Xiao Hu]

you're going to have to speak harder german to get it by me

Who said I had that in mind?

well I'll try anything once :: imagine the shrug emoticon here ::

If you happen to be in Europe/Greater Germany sometime in the future I'll invite you on a beer or two. I...i kinda like you

 

[Jobbs]

I havne'tr eally slept yet and I have an ppointment in 2 hours... ugh

If you happen to be in Europe/Greater Germany sometime in the future I'll invite you on a beer or two. I...i kinda like you

I like you too! you're like the puppy that followed me home from germany gaf

I'll take the beer if nothing else

 

[Xiao Hu]

Niiice. Senpai noticed me. So we just need trab to tag along and the trio is complete.

You better go and take a power nap!

 

[Halcyon]

I'm with jobs I pray it isn't that far off in French toast.

I'm only going to be responding via Google speech to text today so if it's all fucked up then fuck you and your mother and this is how City Google Glasses going to be interesting paragraph return stupid speech thing.! The letter one shift 1

 

[Transhuman]

I refuse to resize this image because i'm an asshole