FakeGAF 6: Fear the Walking Thirst
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Is fruit inherently female?
Cucumber no, banana yes.
I'm talking about how sexy it is. I can wank to woman who masturbates
and hopefully squirts
I don't find either remotely interesting
Mostly on the same page. Squirting (aka peeing) girls isn't sexy to me, and while a girl pleasuring herself can be kind of nice in some situations it's not really my big thing. I'd rather do it.
What if they were engaging you intellectually during the act.
Emotionally. I can't see masturbation being something you can be engaged emotionally with someone else tho
It's not pee
No, there's totally an undiscovered organ producing this female ejaculate.
Uh, lemme think about this.
You Know Nothing
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Male solos are the only kind of video porn I indulge in these days.
Everything else is smutty softcore nudes.
Everything else is smutty softcore nudes.
liliththepale
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I don't ever lock my door. My brother wanted to come ask me about something or ask me for something. He learned a valuable lesson about knocking that day.
no... ?
Spreading seed is the domain of the male.
That wasn't serious. Anyway the seed is already the result of a stamen (male) and pistil (female) getting together and having a plant baby
Hahha, although that was lighter on detail than I was hoping for!
WORD.
liliththepale
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I probably misremember most of the nuance anyway. Our minds have a funny way of embellishing and distorting memories when it wants them to be more interesting for you.
Plus LEWD
Plus LEWD
WhereAreMahDragonz
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Nnn this is my kink
Also fondling through clothes is super hot
I saw a vid once of a guy jacking off through his shorts and it was Good Shit^TM
Professor Beef
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I have 0 goddamn privacy with all my roommates. My room is even connected in such a way that one roommate needs to go through my room to get to his.
Yeah? Obviously, dudes jerking would be incredibly unerotic for me.
Hahaha, you saw through my cunning ruse!
Take a leaf out of Jobbs' book - hit the showers. Or a cornfield if one is nearby.
You Know Nothing
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(If you stumble on the video again, PM it to me.)
WhereAreMahDragonz
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:eyes:
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WhereAreMahDragonz
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Don't kinkshame me
You Know Nothing
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Don't worry I'm not.
it's good shit good shit that's some good shit right there 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 good shiiiiiiiiit right there right there 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 🔥
Nadda so far. My pics are probably shit.
WhereAreMahDragonz
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If you find any like it my inbox is open :eyes:
Nomadic Sparks
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What is with this meme?
No shirtless bathroom mirror selfies is hurting your game.
*checks translation notes*
Mess.
Those are saved for FitGAF.
Seriously though, shirtless selfies on dating profiles just screams douche. Unless your ripped model status I guess, then a lot of girls probably don't care.
liliththepale
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stressing out so much about my trip. I don't even know why. Everything's ready. I'm already all packed. Passport good. Clean bill of health. I guess it's just nature to worry and fret.
Are you using the one with the wig? That one's really fun!
Are you using the one with the wig? That one's really fun!
I'm just fucking around man, even if I did decide to stop drinking beer and get shredded I wouldn't be posting pics like that, would not attract the crowd I'm after.
How long is your philanthropic gig for? And how are you so deep in everyone's social media!
CrudeDiatribe
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First read through?
liliththepale
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I follow Alex on Twitter because he's a fellow developer and he's posted links to his accounts a couple of times, like the other day when he posted a link to a sarcastic comment on SoundCloud.
I'll be gone for essentially nine days. I leave Friday.
I can solve this problem with three words: Shower Jerk.
Oh, shit, I even have a word left over! What to spend it on.... Snickersnee.
yeah this is shitbag territory for sure
No, but it has been a long time since I first read it so I don't really remember it, just have a slight case of déjà vu at some points. I actually bought it because I thought it was one I hadn't read. RIP Iain, you wrote some good shit.
Again, not a serious question. Hope everything goes smoothly and that they've upgraded the latrine trench!
HP_Wuvcraft
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i LOVE HOW HIS expression changes when he realizes what the fuck is going on.
She got that all in her mouth? That's epic!
Chuckie
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I'd still eat that cucumber.
HP_Wuvcraft
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ok now it's making me grossed out.
You Know Nothing
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Oh god this thread.
I'm not clingy he says while bitching about someone not contacting him for a whole 13 hours.
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Man, the OP is a total fedora wearing Nice Guy™
I can't even.
I'm not clingy he says while bitching about someone not contacting him for a whole 13 hours.
surejan.gif
Man, the OP is a total fedora wearing Nice Guy™
I can't even.
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Funky Papa
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Did I just watch a threesome in which every participant was covered in human blood? Why yes I did.
Thank you, Penny Dreadful.
Thank you, Penny Dreadful.
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