Honestly it's half of what you need to appear attractive. That and hygienethis will set you apart from 95% of the population
And confidence
Honestly it's half of what you need to appear attractive. That and hygienethis will set you apart from 95% of the population
Honestly it's half of what you need to appear attractive. That and hygiene
And confidence
The fifth half is be Chris hemsworthI can safely say am legit ripped right now. And no I won't prove it
knowing how many halves are in a whole is the fourth half of that
That misspelling of Bueller hurts meBeetlejuice. smh
Beetlejuice. smh
Everyone I went to high school with is getting pregnant and I'm just over here like I wonder how many MTG decks I can build
Beetlejuice. smh
Beetlejuice. smh
Eh, pregnancy is overrated. Unless you like strangers rubbing your belly.Everyone I went to high school with is getting pregnant and I'm just over here like I wonder how many MTG decks I can build
Beetlejuice. smh
Everyone I went to high school with is getting pregnant and I'm just over here like I wonder how many MTG decks I can build
your MTG cards are your children
Trab and Ceallach. One would shout at me for my meat eating habits, the other would shout at me for all my other habits.
We were playing Cards Against Humanity and it was either I explain or she look it up on her iPad
Had a similar experience with a relative playing CAH, it's a very educational game.
I'll go tell Kark his relationship's bad![]()
Eh, pregnancy is overrated. Unless you like strangers rubbing your belly.
Honestly it's half of what you need to appear attractive. That and hygiene
And confidence
Everyone I went to high school with is getting pregnant and I'm just over here like I wonder how many MTG decks I can build
it's obvious who the winner is here.
Fantasy universes > children
Is it weird if that sounds nice to me?Eh, pregnancy is overrated. Unless you like strangers rubbing your belly.
I want a baby
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If you ever reproduce I'm signing up for that expedition to mars
If you ever reproduce I'm signing up for that expedition to mars
Legit lol'd at thisHe knows he plays second fiddle to DC comics and Coke.
I was literally just talking to my friend about thisEveryone I went to high school with is getting pregnant and I'm just over here like I wonder how many MTG decks I can build
Vanderlyn: My best friend from middle/high school has a seven and a five year old now
Blues is Red: so he'll ask for one and if he doesn't get one he does tbat baby banshee screech
Vanderlyn: He's actually younger than me by half a year
Vanderlyn: how this happen
Blues is Red: LOL
Blues is Red: wow
Vanderlyn: I sit on PC and look at memes all day
Blues is Red: a 7 year old
Vanderlyn: WHAT IS LIFE
Blues is Red: so he had a kid when he was like
Blues is Red: 20?
Vanderlyn: Yeah
Blues is Red: My friend from college's little sister had a kid around the same time my brother did
Blues is Red: and she's like 22, but her husband is 20
Blues is Red: RIP your twenties
Blues is Red: I'm fine with being an uncle
Blues is Red: I don't want no kid
Blues is Red: how can I MMO all day otherwise
Blues is Red: The most active people in my FFXIV FC are like
Blues is Red: a pregnant 22 year old who already has a 2 year old
Blues is Red: a dude with a 3 year old kid and his brother
Blues is Red: and a 45 year old grandma whose daughter also plays
Blues is Red: I dunno how they even do it
Blues is Red: My brother barely has time to play stuff between a kid and work
Blues is Red: Let alone an MMO which takes all the time
Blues is Red: and I playlike 3 MMOs
Blues is Red: I was thinking today how many more games I'd beat/play if I didn't play MMOs
Blues is Red: I think part of my draw to MMOs is social, because I have become HERMIT
Vanderlyn: Yeah
Vanderlyn: When I was teaching I had no life
Vanderlyn: I can't imagine with a kid too
Blues is Red: My friend in MD sent me a bunch of texts today apologizing that he hasn't kept in touch
Blues is Red: He was like "I've been working so much that all I do when I get home is eat and sleep"
Blues is Red: what is that like, I wonder
Blues is Red: sometimes that's all I do anyway
Blues is Red: LOL
Vanderlyn: I've been in both situations
Vanderlyn: Yours and his
Vanderlyn: Ironically I was less deeply miserable while working
Vanderlyn: Even if I hated it sometimes
Vanderlyn: The worst year of my life was the year I took off between high school and college
Vanderlyn: That still feels like yesterday
Vanderlyn: time
Vanderlyn: is an illusion
Vanderlyn: I can't believe I've even graduated high school
Vanderlyn: I'M 27
Vanderlyn: WTFFFFFFFFFF
Blues is Red: I'm almost 30
Blues is Red: and half my twenties were spent like
Blues is Red: in high school mode
Blues is Red: minus high school
Blues is Red: so if college changed me at all
Blues is Red: it reverted when I got back from Japan
Vanderlyn: College drastically changed me for a while but - yeah
Vanderlyn: that
Vanderlyn: Instant reversion
Vanderlyn: I was kind of a dick in college
Vanderlyn: also an alcoholic
Blues is Red: I was afraid when I was in Japan of going back home because I kind of figured it would happen
Blues is Red: at first I was like
Blues is Red: GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE ASAP
Blues is Red: but now I'm so used to being at home that it doesn't matter
Vanderlyn: MEANWHILE IN MY ROOM, MEMES
Blues is Red: My bro left a couple years ago
Vanderlyn: AND GAF
I'd say fite me but no, that is not a battle I would win
Legit lol'd at this
EDIT: Do I say legit too much?
NoUse deadass instead like all the other cool kids.
No
I don't even know what it means
Am I not cool? D:
nah you're lit fam 💯No
I don't even know what it means
Am I not cool? D:
Don't get me wrong, I loved my kid when he was a baby, but in a weird ethereal biological way. Now that he's a little dude who like Terraria and The Flash I'm like "yessss"
nah you're lit fam 💯
It pretty much means serious/legit.
Heeeeeeeeeelpnah you're lit fam 💯
Mumble, grumble, young people dialect.nah you're lit fam 💯
I didn't carry when I was pregnant. Nothing fit right, I couldnt get my shoulder or tank holsters to sit right because my tits swelled up too much.#dead
I keep suggesting we play CAH with one of our families, but this is met with unjustified scorn. :'(
He knows he plays second fiddle to DC comics and Coke.
You pulled your gun on those people, right?
What about perpetual questions about if you want a boy or girl or lots of retarded advice.Is it weird if that sounds nice to me?
I don't want it to but somehow it does
Heeeeeeeeeelp
What happened to internet slang being simple and making sense :c
It's still simple and makes sense, it just passed you by while you sat around listening to emo and being bolshy
I'm bolshy? I don't try to be bolshy D:It's still simple and makes sense, it just passed you by while you sat around listening to emo and being bolshy
you know I'm just playin
Really though I do desperately want a family, kid, and stable job I like/money to live off of but that doesn't seem like it's going to happen ever. I'd love to have kids. I do like my nerd time though.