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[DrM]

Fuck I am wasted...went for a beer and there was a boatload of known people so drinks started to pile up

And I am going to mountain hiking in 8 hours oh fuck yeah

 

[Vazra]

Haha. If you end up in Seattle, let me know and I'll buy you a drink.

Let's skip the drink and go straight to making bed time stories

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

nicee <3
those cheap 2$ will make up for all the other pricy stuff.

LESS THAN $5 FOR A LONG ISLAND ICED TEA THOUGH? THAT'S 5 DIFFERENT ALCOHOLS! FIVE! THAT'S LESS THAN A DOLLAR PER ALCOHOL WHAT IS THIS?

Haha. If you end up in Seattle, let me know and I'll buy you a drink.

If I sort out the whole anxiety thing I might take you up on that offer

careful around JB

Oh yeah, no touching my (mostly? not sure) gay friend JB >:C

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

The more you drink the less anxiety you have, so be constantly drunk.
/s

 

[jb1234]

If I sort out the whole anxiety thing I might take you up on that offer

I'm only a saboteur when I'm playing games, if it's any comfort.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

The more you drink the less anxiety you have, so be constantly drunk.
/s

God I fucking hate when people say stuff like this

 

[Clydefrog]

God I fucking hate when people say stuff like this

Sounds like something a sober person would say!

Let's get him, Jake!

 

[jb1234]

I just get really loud and huggy when I drink.

 

[Granadier]

God I fucking hate when people say stuff like this

Bro you just need to get drunker and that anxiety will just melt away.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

God I fucking hate when people say stuff like this

 

[MutFox]

I want kids...
For some reason I feel like I'd be a good dad.

I also want a daughter.
Though I'd be happy with either.

 

[Jobbs]

I want kids...
For some reason I feel like I'd be a good dad.

I also want a daughter.
Though I'd be happy with either.

bruhhhh

let's do it

we both want hte same thing

 

[zeemumu]

This haircut's fine but he cut off my widow's peak so there's a slightly lighter triangle on my head where there used to be hair.

 

[Little Mons†er]

I just get really loud and huggy when I drink.

Same.

You befriend strangers that way quicker!

 

[MutFox]

bruhhhh

let's do it

we both want hte same thing

I think it's more common than not.
Wanted that since I was a teen.

Was always good at taking care of kids,
and kids usually listen to me.

 

[Ceallach]

Shits about to get weird, so hang on.

So there is this married friend of mine who wants to watch her husband fuck me. I've been super NO FUCKING WAY about it. But it is something she gets off on and their thing.

I'm not gonna judge but just not my scene.

Well she invited me to silk and skin, a swingers club because her husband wants to see her in a gangland and she wants me to come along so she has a friend there.

Like I don't wanna watch a friend of mine railed by a bunch of dudes but free drinks and the curiosity of what the place will be like are making me kinda want to go a little. Plus an excuse to wear super trashy clothes and do my makeup crazy dark and sultry.

I don't know...

 

[Jobbs]

Shits about to get weird, so hang on.

So there is this married friend of mine who wants to watch her husband fuck me. I've been super NO FUCKING WATCHED about it. But it is something she gets off on and their thing.

I'm not gonna judge but just not my scene.

Well she invited me to silk and skin, a swingers club because her husband wants to see her in a gangland and she wants me to come along so she has a friend there.

Like I don't wanna watch a friend of mine railed by a bunch of dudes but free drinks and the curiosity of what the place will be like are making me kinda want to go a little. Plus an excuse to wear super trashy clothes and do my makeup crazy dark and sultry.

I don't know...

you need jesus

 

[trab pu kcip]

Shits about to get weird, so hang on.

So there is this married friend of mine who wants to watch her husband fuck me. I've been super NO FUCKING WATCHED about it. But it is something she gets off on and their thing.

I'm not gonna judge but just not my scene.

Well she invited me to silk and skin, a swingers club because her husband wants to see her in a gangland and she wants me to come along so she has a friend there.

Like I don't wanna watch a friend of mine railed by a bunch of dudes but free drinks and the curiosity of what the place will be like are making me kinda want to go a little. Plus an excuse to wear super trashy clothes and do my makeup crazy dark and sultry.

I don't know...

post pics

 

[Clydefrog]

Shits about to get weird, so hang on.

So there is this married friend of mine who wants to watch her husband fuck me. I've been super NO FUCKING WATCHED about it. But it is something she gets off on and their thing.

I'm not gonna judge but just not my scene.

Well she invited me to silk and skin, a swingers club because her husband wants to see her in a gangland and she wants me to come along so she has a friend there.

Like I don't wanna watch a friend of mine railed by a bunch of dudes but free drinks and the curiosity of what the place will be like are making me kinda want to go a little. Plus an excuse to wear super trashy clothes and do my makeup crazy dark and sultry.

I don't know...

Ohhhh snap! Ceallach's gonna do it!

 

[zeemumu]

Shits about to get weird, so hang on.

So there is this married friend of mine who wants to watch her husband fuck me. I've been super NO FUCKING WATCHED about it. But it is something she gets off on and their thing.

I'm not gonna judge but just not my scene.

Well she invited me to silk and skin, a swingers club because her husband wants to see her in a gangland and she wants me to come along so she has a friend there.

Like I don't wanna watch a friend of mine railed by a bunch of dudes but free drinks and the curiosity of what the place will be like are making me kinda want to go a little. Plus an excuse to wear super trashy clothes and do my makeup crazy dark and sultry.

I don't know...

If you're curious then go, but if it's just free drinks that you're after and you're not into the group sex scene then you'd be better off hitting up a regular bar/club. I'd assume people in that club wouldn't be too intrusive because swingers have different levels of comfort for both themselves and their partners and other couples have to respect those.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'd go just for the free drinks tbh.

Sounds like something a sober person would say!

Let's get him, Jake!

But I'm also sober right now!

I'm not drunk all the time, Clyde, god.

 

[Little Mons†er]

Shits about to get weird, so hang on.

So there is this married friend of mine who wants to watch her husband fuck me. I've been super NO FUCKING WATCHED about it. But it is something she gets off on and their thing.

I'm not gonna judge but just not my scene.

Well she invited me to silk and skin, a swingers club because her husband wants to see her in a gangland and she wants me to come along so she has a friend there.

Like I don't wanna watch a friend of mine railed by a bunch of dudes but free drinks and the curiosity of what the place will be like are making me kinda want to go a little. Plus an excuse to wear super trashy clothes and do my makeup crazy dark and sultry.

I don't know...

Go, you never know, you might have a good time.

Spoiler

seriously though, this sounds weird

 

[zeemumu]

I may or may not be poisoned due to oven shenanigans that no one bothered to tell me about or leave a note on the oven about. Time to wait.

 

[trab pu kcip]

do people generally use condoms in swinger clubs? I have no idea tbh.

my whole experience with something like this was when a friend and I were driving past this weird nude club and I saw the silhouette of a really fat dude in the window.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

My friend needs to stop showing up on the cover of Kerrang

It's super weird

 

[zeemumu]

do people generally use condoms in swinger clubs? I have no idea tbh.

my whole experience with something like this was when a friend and I were driving past this weird nude club and I saw the silhouette of a really fat dude in the window.

I don't see why they wouldn't. Usually before planned group sex you have the other couples checked out.

 

[SystemBug]

Lmao half the people at work now know that I have never been in a relationship great end to the first week &#128549;

 

[Clydefrog]

do people generally use condoms in swinger clubs? I have no idea tbh.

my whole experience with something like this was when a friend and I were driving past this weird nude club and I saw the silhouette of a really fat dude in the window.

Ahahahaha

"Whoa, did you see that fat dude too?"
"Yeah!"

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Lmao half the people at work now know that I have never been in a relationship great end to the first week &#55357;&#56869;

I am glad this has never come up with me, I can't imagine it being anything less than super awkward :/

 

[MutFox]

Shits about to get weird, so hang on.

So there is this married friend of mine who wants to watch her husband fuck me. I've been super NO FUCKING WAY about it. But it is something she gets off on and their thing.

I'm not gonna judge but just not my scene.

Well she invited me to silk and skin, a swingers club because her husband wants to see her in a gangland and she wants me to come along so she has a friend there.

Like I don't wanna watch a friend of mine railed by a bunch of dudes but free drinks and the curiosity of what the place will be like are making me kinda want to go a little. Plus an excuse to wear super trashy clothes and do my makeup crazy dark and sultry.

I don't know...

Could be fun, so why not?
Possibly something to scratch off the bucket list.

 

[zeemumu]

Lmao half the people at work now know that I have never been in a relationship great end to the first week &#128549;

One of my cousins asked me about that once, but he was high at the time so it probably wasn't as awkward as it could have been

 

[trab pu kcip]

Ahahahaha

"Whoa, did you see that fat dude too?"
"Yeah!"

it was more like
"whoa there was this weird fat dude in the window of the nude club!"

"eeeeeeeeeewwww" ::drives faster::

 

[You Know Nothing]

When it's only 6PM and you feel like passing out.

Ugh.

 

[Granadier]

Shits about to get weird, so hang on.

So there is this married friend of mine who wants to watch her husband fuck me. I've been super NO FUCKING WAY about it. But it is something she gets off on and their thing.

I'm not gonna judge but just not my scene.

Well she invited me to silk and skin, a swingers club because her husband wants to see her in a gangland and she wants me to come along so she has a friend there.

Like I don't wanna watch a friend of mine railed by a bunch of dudes but free drinks and the curiosity of what the place will be like are making me kinda want to go a little. Plus an excuse to wear super trashy clothes and do my makeup crazy dark and sultry.

I don't know...

post vids

I'd go just for the free drinks tbh.



But I'm also sober right now!

I'm not drunk all the time, Clyde, god.

When it's only 6PM and you feel like passing out.

Ugh.

You're out of control!!

 

[Ceallach]

I'm repairing a Genesis controller contemplating going to a sex club. WHAT IS MY LIFE

Why doesn't cosmo write articles about my struggles?

 

[SystemBug]

When ur sitting in the train and you see a women with an amazing facial structure &#128563;

 

[Granadier]

When ur sitting in the train and you see a women with an amazing facial structure &#128563;

Lick her face.

 

[You Know Nothing]

You're out of control!!

I just had a shitty night of sleep last night.

I'm not drunk. I promise!

 

[Jobbs]

going FULL FLYERS in misha's honor to pick up HN

don't ask too many questions about my big empty room

 

[Granadier]

What are you doing in that big, empty room?

 

[zeemumu]

Alright Ceallach, adding you on PSN like I said I would weeks ago.

 

[You Know Nothing]

It's where he stores the corpses.

The corpses that he fucks.

 

[trab pu kcip]

What are you doing in that big, empty room?

he needs it for all the babies

It's where he stores the corpses.

The corpses that he fucks.

well this is awkward

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

When it's only 6PM and you feel like passing out and your body is shutting the fuck down for some stupid reason

Ugh.

ftfy

 

[jb1234]

going FULL FLYERS in misha's honor to pick up HN

don't ask too many questions about my big empty room

That's an awfully mysterious big empty room.

 

[Halcyon]

going FULL FLYERS in misha's honor to pick up HN

don't ask too many questions about my big empty room

I should get Chuck's

I am growing my hair out for some kind of eventual new style which I haven't decided on yet.

 

[Jobbs]

I have six pairs of chicks in different colors

 

[FloatOn]

Man 90% of fakegaf is fine as hell. Dudes included. And I'm straight!

edit - top of the page curse!

 

[Halcyon]

I have six pairs of chicks in different colors

What size. Send me some. Don't clean them I want to smell like you...


Edit this still works after I realized the typo

 

[Misha]

going FULL FLYERS in misha's honor to pick up HN


don't ask too many questions about my big empty room