Patrick Bateman
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Depends on where it comes from. If it's a peritonitis, it might be bad. An abscess e.g. isn't that bad.
PM if you need to be more specific.
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Depends on where it comes from. If it's a peritonitis, it might be bad. An abscess e.g. isn't that bad.
PM if you need to be more specific.
I'm simply going completely gay because no women on this planet is interested in me anyways ¯_(ツ_/¯
You know Im here for you babe. Move to US with me XOXO
liliththepale
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trab pu kcip
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wait we have our own internet-doctor now?
dear mr. bateman,
will my virginity grow back if I keep watching Van Damme movies by myself all day?
dear mr. bateman,
will my virginity grow back if I keep watching Van Damme movies by myself all day?
Patrick Bateman
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We could make a private appointment after hours to be sure.
Jesus, what is with this Der Bergdoktor series? Cheap ripoff of Forsthaus Falkenau. Even main protagonist has the same name ffs.
kids, you see, that is the case of perfect pick up line
kids, you see, that is the case of perfect pick up line
You Know Nothing
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As an unlicensed internet doctor, I don't think the hymen works that way.
uh oh
But Im not going there til October tho.
RobotNinjaHornets
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I just tried to come up with a joke about watching Timecop and time travelling
It was too difficult :c
trab pu kcip
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I'm sure you'll get to experience some fuckery of another kind then
Gator shit, bath salts, crazy people, snakes, racism, homophobia, FloatOn and Americans. What am I missing?
trab pu kcip
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I don't want my virginity to grow back. that was the whole point.
heeeeeeeeey
the implication here is that I'm a form of fuckery and I don't appreciate that!
They started airing it this summer (three episodes each evening!) and people are going crazy about it. Even my parents are watching it.
And yes, guided excursions (only 40 €!) to the filming locations are insanely popular with elderly people
Ain't no other feeling out there like getting your cherry popped. All the blood and pain and screaming....
trab pu kcip
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liliththepale
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The hymen is an awful indicator of virginity anyway. I broke mine when I was like 10 horseback riding
RobotNinjaHornets
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Timecop the film
VS
Timecop the song
Who wins
VS
Timecop the song
Who wins
Lewd. Yeah, riding. So this is where it comes from ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Congratulations you lost your virginity to a horse!
Cause that's clearly how it works
Baroquemantic
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Mullets are terrible. Unless you also have a beard and an eyepatch to accompany it.
Edit: I tried going horseback riding when I was a boy scout. It ended in total failure.
Edit: I tried going horseback riding when I was a boy scout. It ended in total failure.
liliththepale
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Patrick Bateman
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You aren't getting an avatar quote that easily.
RobotNinjaHornets
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I thought you were dead!
WhereAreMahDragonz
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Everything sucks. Lexa's dead, I'm single and miserable, I hate myself, my mother is detrimental to my mental health, and there's no god damn food in this house.
Patrick Bateman
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Boo
You Know Nothing
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Not even beans?????????????????
trab pu kcip
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lol took me a while
mine too. until I think of all the diseases carried by blood.
Infinitebento is a GAFer who is dating horseDetective
(Pretty sure I got the names right)
Baroquemantic
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WhereAreMahDragonz
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Not even beans make this ok
liliththepale
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Patrick Bateman
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Not even disco blood?
RobotNinjaHornets
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Aw you weren't referencing Escape From New York? :c
WhereAreMahDragonz
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Dead fish
You Know Nothing
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I've woken up with scratches on my back before, and demons seems the most logical explanation tbh.
RobotNinjaHornets
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I'm boooored
Since everyone else seems to have
AMA :3
Since everyone else seems to have
AMA :3
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