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Fake Picture GAF v9 No Man's Thirst
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Morning! How was your sleep? Did you have any lewd dreams about me rubbing some shea butter on your head while reading you a menu of a nice restaurant in a polka dot string bikini?
CrudeDiatribe
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Nope. Ouch.
Can play with it without twisting. Also, why is she slutty?
I hate that word.
I had lewd dreams but not about you!
oooooooooooooooohhhhhh
dream was about this middle aged woman who was talking to me for some reason about her workout and how it was really making her butt tone. And she was like "look, look how firm it is" and kind of sticking her butt in my general direction. I was kind apathetic about the whole thing and it made her cry. This was all happening at a party btw and so I looked like an asshole in front of a bunch of people. She went into some room to cry and I followed after and I was like "don't cry I love your ass it is a very fine ass" and then she was like "prove it" so I turned her around and started fondling that booty. Which then lead to other things......
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
One was a pic and one was a gif. If you like the content more shall be delivered
is this that crazy woman from that illuminati talent competition
trab pu kcip
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lol
stop booping me nerfherder
trab pu kcip
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coconut oil really is the best. can't wait to use it as lube someday.
Make sure to write a really detailed review when you do.
trab pu kcip
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CrudeDiatribe
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Co-worker told me he used it for lube all the time before it fell out of favour in the kitchen in the saturated-fat scare.
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
According to the internet coconut oil as lube is either the greatest most orgasmic thing ever, or terrifyingly upsets vaginal equilibrium.
I feel I've learned nothing and only fueled my curiosity.
I feel I've learned nothing and only fueled my curiosity.
Re. sex I don't want a bunch of coconut oil all over everything and getting all over the bed. It'd be a horrible mess. It'd be awful.
friskykillface
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Just change the sheets if it's to messy
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CrudeDiatribe
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But does the word not have negative connotations to you?
I already get lube everywhere. If only my dick wasn't so round.
he;s not german
Coconut oil has a very upsetting texture/feeling for me. I don't want it all over the place.
friskykillface
Banned
That guy just took a shit on a cat
CrudeDiatribe
Member
Oh, I'm absolutely more keen on other people to try it as lube than I am.
Won't it have the same problem as other oils though with latex condoms?
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Just had a nap
Woke up drooling
Lol
Woke up drooling
Lol
Baroquemantic
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Good morning, folks!
You Know Nothing
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No messy sex ever again.
trab pu kcip
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well I wouldn't use it on my vagina...that shit lubes itself
You Know Nothing
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trab pu kcip
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you're our mcchicken official now
CrudeDiatribe
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Well, OK. I don't think I could bring myself to apply it to a friend even if she used it as a label for herself.
Youth is lost on the young.
Just call him Ronnie.
trab pu kcip
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it's seriously dangerous to mess with your vajayjay like that.
trab pu kcip
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finally someone with some common sense
Your little girl's mom did some shit?
it's a little kid, man, it's fun, wtf
I'm just trollin'
this is what happens when I get bored. I get grumpy
Also I'm not wearing my glasses so that's why I didn't pick up on the fact it was a kid
RobotNinjaHornets
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I've always found that spit works fine
Patrick Bateman
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Baroquemantic
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trab pu kcip
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what? :O someone popped your cherry already?
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