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[FloatOn]

morning dorks

 

[Vazra]

morning dorks

Morning! How was your sleep? Did you have any lewd dreams about me rubbing some shea butter on your head while reading you a menu of a nice restaurant in a polka dot string bikini?

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

Foreskin and nipples counts?

Nope. Ouch.

Hehe, my former slutty flatmate says she likes to play with her boyfriend's foreskin when he's not horny.

Can play with it without twisting. Also, why is she slutty?

Spoiler

I hate that word.

 

[Vazra]

#Help

 

[FloatOn]

Morning! How was your sleep? Did you have any lewd dreams about me rubbing some shea butter on your head while reading you a menu of a nice restaurant in a polka dot string bikini?

I had lewd dreams but not about you!

oooooooooooooooohhhhhh

dream was about this middle aged woman who was talking to me for some reason about her workout and how it was really making her butt tone. And she was like "look, look how firm it is" and kind of sticking her butt in my general direction. I was kind apathetic about the whole thing and it made her cry. This was all happening at a party btw and so I looked like an asshole in front of a bunch of people. She went into some room to cry and I followed after and I was like "don't cry I love your ass it is a very fine ass" and then she was like "prove it" so I turned her around and started fondling that booty. Which then lead to other things......

 

[Vazra]

I had lewd dreams but not about you!

oooooooooooooooohhhhhh

dream was about this middle aged woman who was talking to me for some reason about her workout and how it was really making her butt tone. And she was like "look, look how firm it is" and kind of sticking her butt in my general direction. I was kind apathetic about the whole thing and it made her cry. This was all happening at a party btw and so I looked like an asshole in front of a bunch of people. She went into some room to cry and I followed after and I was like "don't cry I love your ass it is a very fine ass" and then she was like "prove it" so I turned her around and started fondling that booty. Which then lead to other things......

*weeps*
Prove it
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[EatChildren]

One was a pic and one was a gif. If you like the content more shall be delivered

is this that crazy woman from that illuminati talent competition

 

[Vazra]

is this that crazy woman from that illuminati talent competition

Yes she is.

 

[trab pu kcip]

lol

stop booping me nerfherder

 

[Bko]

Can play with it without twisting. Also, why is she slutty?

Spoiler

I hate that word.

Because she is/was a huge slut :3

God, I miss her so much

 

[trab pu kcip]

coconut oil really is the best. can't wait to use it as lube someday.

 

[Vazra]

coconut oil really is the best. can't wait to use it as lube someday.

Make sure to write a really detailed review when you do.

 

[Jobbs]

That would be messy.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Make sure to write a really detailed review when you do.

I will
in ca. 30 years, maybe.

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

Co-worker told me he used it for lube all the time before it fell out of favour in the kitchen in the saturated-fat scare.

 

[FloatOn]

anyway I'm consuming left over fried rice in like 30 minutes

I thought you should know

 

[EatChildren]

According to the internet coconut oil as lube is either the greatest most orgasmic thing ever, or terrifyingly upsets vaginal equilibrium.

I feel I've learned nothing and only fueled my curiosity.

 

[Jobbs]

According to the internet coconut oil as lube is either the greatest most orgasmic thing ever, or terrifyingly upsets vaginal equilibrium.

I feel I've learned nothing and only fueled my curiosity.

Re. sex I don't want a bunch of coconut oil all over everything and getting all over the bed. It'd be a horrible mess. It'd be awful.

 

[friskykillface]

Just change the sheets if it's to messy
👀

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

Because she is/was a huge slut :3

But does the word not have negative connotations to you?

Re. sex I don't want a bunch of coconut oil all over everything and getting all over the bed. It'd be a horrible mess. It'd be awful.

I already get lube everywhere. If only my dick wasn't so round.

 

[Fluvian]

do Germans take pride in Arnie?

he;s not german

 

[Bko]

I love those short comics

Fucking love them!

 

[Jobbs]

But does the word not have negative connotations to you?



I already get lube everywhere. If only my dick wasn't so round.

Coconut oil has a very upsetting texture/feeling for me. I don't want it all over the place.

 

[friskykillface]

That guy just took a shit on a cat

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

Coconut oil has a very upsetting texture/feeling for me. I don't want it all over the place.

Oh, I'm absolutely more keen on other people to try it as lube than I am.

Won't it have the same problem as other oils though with latex condoms?

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Just had a nap

Woke up drooling

Lol

 

[FloatOn]

messy sex can be averted by the strategic use of a shower curtain

fyi

 

[Bko]

But does the word not have negative connotations to you?

That's her choice of words. Not mine
_______

@Leia Was nose booping angeht:

 

[Baroquemantic]

Good morning, folks!

 

[Fluvian]

can't find this god damn mcchicken video anywhere, just a bunch of assholes explaining what it is.

 

[Jobbs]

Demon spider bite is holding steady. I feel some scientific curiosity towards it (as well as horror). It would be fascinating if it turned necrotic.

Oh, and I thought this was cute.

 

[You Know Nothing]

No messy sex ever again.

 

[Bko]

That's adorable :3

 

[trab pu kcip]

According to the internet coconut oil as lube is either the greatest most orgasmic thing ever, or terrifyingly upsets vaginal equilibrium.

I feel I've learned nothing and only fueled my curiosity.

well I wouldn't use it on my vagina...that shit lubes itself

 

[You Know Nothing]

can't find this god damn mcchicken video anywhere, just a bunch of assholes explaining what it is.

Hold on, I'll PM.

Sent!

 

[trab pu kcip]

Hold on, I'll PM.

Sent!

you're our mcchicken official now

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

That's her choice of words. Not mine

Well, OK. I don't think I could bring myself to apply it to a friend even if she used it as a label for herself.

well I wouldn't use it on my vagina...that shit lubes itself

Youth is lost on the young.

you're our mcchicken official now

Just call him Ronnie.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Youth is lost on the young.

it's seriously dangerous to mess with your vajayjay like that.

 

[Jobbs]

It's for your asshole, doyy!

 

[trab pu kcip]

It's for your asshole, doyy!

finally someone with some common sense

 

[FloatOn]

mermaid hair is dumb

novelty isn't attractive

 

[IHaveIce]

It is kinda a "Eminem- Kim" day

 

[Bko]

It is kinda a "Eminem- Kim" day

Your little girl's mom did some shit?

 

[Jobbs]

mermaid hair is dumb

novelty isn't attractive

it's a little kid, man, it's fun, wtf

 

[FloatOn]

it's a little kid, man, it's fun, wtf

I'm just trollin'



this is what happens when I get bored. I get grumpy

Also I'm not wearing my glasses so that's why I didn't pick up on the fact it was a kid

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

It's for your asshole, doyy!

I've always found that spit works fine

 

[Patrick Bateman]

stop booping me nerfherder

Rather this?

 

[FloatOn]

Rather this?

that's her dad!

come on bro don't be gross

 

[Baroquemantic]

http://i.imgur.com/4U2H575.gif

Rather this?

Oh.

 

[trab pu kcip]

I've always found that spit works fine

what? :O someone popped your cherry already?