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Fake Picture GAF v9 — No Man's Thirst

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Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
What is your favourite position?

Im terrible with the name of positions so I'll describe it. I'll put the legs of my partner over my shoulders and go at it while looking his face as we're going at it.
Sometimes I may jerk my partner off or sometimes just keep going at it.
Know the name?
 

FloatOn

Member
fuck off with that animu bullshit

I've woken up with scratches on my back before, and demons seems the most logical explanation tbh.

ok now I'm terrified

I'm boooored

Since everyone else seems to have

AMA :3

who is the sexiest fakegaffer?
am I getting attacked by demons in my sleep?
what is the best video game of all time?
what is the best movie all time?
would you rather drown or burn to death?
 
Not even disco blood?
is this some vampire slang?
Oh I forgot to tell you! I woke up with a wicked scratch on my arm this morning. No idea how it happened



Is it a demon?

looks like cat. so yes.
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Oh I forgot to tell you! I woke up with a wicked scratch on my arm this morning. No idea how it happened



Is it a demon?
I've gotten this a couple times and I don't have a pet or sleep near anything sharp. I deduced it was from bike rides near low branches, and the cold/dark of the night helped me ignore it at first.
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
who is the sexiest fakegaffer?
am I getting attacked by demons in my sleep?
what is the best video game of all time?
what is the best movie all time?
would you rather drown or burn to death?
Feng and Josh with a J
I was the one that attacked you
Castlevania Symphony of The Night or Dark Souls
Big Trouble In Little China or Pan's Labyrinth
Hmmmm I go with drowning
 

Fluvian

Banned
Im terrible with the name of positions so I'll describe it. I'll put the legs of my partner over my shoulders and go at it while looking his face as we're going at it.
Sometimes I may jerk my partner off or sometimes just keep going at it.
Know the name?

That's a lifted missionary, baby stuff.
 
fuck off I asked you things you twat

Oh oops missed your edit sorry :3

who is the sexiest fakegaffer?
am I getting attacked by demons in my sleep?
what is the best video game of all time?
what is the best movie all time?
would you rather drown or burn to death?
All of you 😘
But actually trab :3
Yes surround your bed with a ring of salt
Hmm...my favourite is probably Banjo-Kazooie, but that's tough
Blues Brothers
Burning, if it was hot enough it'd be way quicker

EDIT:
I think were both doms, in my experience two doms don't work, it's basically two guys trying to rape each other at that point.
I'm not a dom :3
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
FloatOn ask me more questions since I was the first to answer the questions you bothered to ask the ungrateful RobotNinjaHornets. <3
 

Fluvian

Banned
I feel no sadness for the passing of Gene Wilder

He was 83 and apparently died of natural causes.

I guess it really depends who dies, I felt nothing when Prince died and he was only 50 something.
You have to actually like or care about the person to care about their death.
 

dralla

Member
Im terrible with the name of positions so I'll describe it. I'll put the legs of my partner over my shoulders and go at it while looking his face as we're going at it.
Sometimes I may jerk my partner off or sometimes just keep going at it.
Know the name?

I've been doing this a lot lately. The girl I've been sexin' likes to be choked so this is perf for that.

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Totally unrelated, but does anyone know if Wii virtual console games appear on the Wii U main dashboard or do you have to go into the Wii menu to access them? I wanna get Mario Kart 64 but it's only on Wii VC. Will it appear on the Wii U dashboard if I buy it?
 

FloatOn

Member
FloatOn ask me more questions since I was the first to answer the questions you bothered to ask the ungrateful RobotNinjaHornets. <3

what is on your ideal pizza?
if money were no object what would be the first thing you purchase?
boxers or briefs?
the greater fashion sin: socks with sandals or the fanny pack?
what is the meaning of life?
roller coaster or water slide?

How about joy for a long life and strong career instead?

yeah that's better
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
what is on your ideal pizza?
if money were no object what would be the first thing you purchase?
boxers or briefs?
the greater fashion sin: socks with sandals or the fanny pack?
what is the meaning of life?
roller coaster or water slide?

Margherita pizza
A mansion probably.
I prefer boxer briefs but if those two I suppose briefs.
Hard question... Lets see. Socks with sandals has to be worse. A fanny pack you can somewhat hide it.
The meaning of life is death.
Water slide.
 
what is on your ideal pizza?
if money were no object what would be the first thing you purchase?
boxers or briefs?
the greater fashion sin: socks with sandals or the fanny pack?
what is the meaning of life?
roller coaster or water slide?
No cheese, no tomato, pepperoni, mushroom, ham
A rly nice guitar
Boxers
Socks and sandals, at least bum bags are functional
There isn't one
Water slide

EFIT: DAMNIT I WANTED TO BEAT VAZRA
 

Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Playing The Last of Us: "Maybe I will teach you to play the guitar once we end this"

Fuck you game. I know what you are doing. Don't you fucking dare.
 

Fluvian

Banned
Are the Blade comics any good? I'm considering reading them

Meh, tried to get into them after watching the first movie and could never find anyone who could tell me a good place to start or which runs are must reads, I ended up just buying one of those complete comics things and the ones I read were pretty poorly written, they were super old though.
I did the same thing with Judge Dredd and Dredd takes a while to get really good, so maybe I should have hung in there.
 

FloatOn

Member
Playing The Last of Us: "Maybe I will teach you to play the guitar once we end this"

Fuck you game. I know what you are doing. Don't you fucking dare.

yeah I hate when games try to emotionally manipulate me.

I bailed on the last of us to a scratched disc and an inescapable sense of "that's it? this is what the fuss is about?"
 

Fluvian

Banned
Playing The Last of Us: "Maybe I will teach you to play the guitar once we end this"

Fuck you game. I know what you are doing. Don't you fucking dare.

I don't think Druckmann is as subtle a writer as people think he is, the only truly brilliant piece of writing in the game is something I'll tell you once you've beaten it.
 

Misha

Banned
yeah I hate when games try to emotionally manipulate me.

I bailed on the last of us to a scratched disc and an inescapable sense of "that's it? this is what the fuss is about?"
You must not care for life is strange then. The end of episode 3 is brutal :p
 
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