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[RobotNinjaHornets]

what? :O someone popped your cherry already?

:3

Spoiler

Haha, no. Just solo stuff :3

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

it's seriously dangerous to mess with your vajayjay like that.

I wouldn't stick coconut oil up there, but proper lube is fine and useful when there's not enough produced naturally for whatever reason (e.g. age).

 

[trab pu kcip]

I wouldn't stick coconut oil up there, but proper lube is fine and useful when there's not enough produced naturally for whatever reason (e.g. age).

oh yeah that for sure. but I have more than enough natural produce rn ;P too bad the prime of my sex life is wasted!

 

[Prophet Steve]

oh yeah that for sure. but I have more than enough natural produce rn ;P too bad the prime of my sex life is wasted!

Post this on Facebook and see the responses flooding in.

 

[FloatOn]

Post this on Facebook and see the responses flooding in.

perfect choice of words tbh

 

[trab pu kcip]

Post this on Facebook and see the responses flooding in.

I don't think I have anyone on fb that I would/could fuck at the moment

 

[Prophet Steve]

perfect choice of words tbh

Thank you.

I don't think I have anyone on fb that I would/could fuck at the moment

Such high standards.

 

[IHaveIce]

I don't think I have anyone on fb that I would/could fuck at the moment

well fuk u 2 hehehhe

 

[trab pu kcip]

you guys realize I also said COULD right? like other factors like distance play a role here too.

 

[Vazra]

I don't think I have anyone on fb that I would/could fuck at the moment

I thought you liked the pic and gif I sent tho.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Edit: I just saw the final post you made. Now makes sense 😜

 

[Bko]

Rather this?

The content of my underwear is conflicted 😩

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

you guys realize I also said COULD right? like other factors like distance play a role here too.

I realised c:

Nothing else would have made sense :3

 

[Vazra]

The content of my underwear is conflicted 😩

Let me see to help you decide what is going on.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Let me see to help you decide what is going on.

I can offer a second opinion :3

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

M. Gustave: [Of Mme. Celine] She was dynamite in the sack, by the way.
Zero: ...She was 84, Monsieur Gustave.
M. Gustave: Mmm, I've had older. When you're young, it's all filet steak, but as the years go by, you have to move on to the cheap cuts. Which is fine with me, because I like those. More flavorful, or so they say.

 

[Vazra]

I can offer a second opinion :3

Bitch get off my pole.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Bitch get off my pole.

Still salty I got to Jobbs before you? >:3

 

[Vazra]

Still salty I got to Jobbs before you? >:3

You can keep him. 🚮

 

[trab pu kcip]

lol jobbs was too scared to even watch.

 

[Bko]

Let me see to help you decide what is going on.

Only if I get drunk tonight in the bar where notlili is working at

 

[Vazra]

Only if I get drunk tonight in the bar where notlili is working at

Start drinking now. You got my facebook so you can send it directly there and vids too if you want 😘

 

[You Know Nothing]

Every day this thread strays farther from God's light.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

You can keep him. 🚮

Hehe

lol jobbs was too scared to even watch.

The little baby

Like I know I'm bi but some doods aversion to looking at a dick is kind of hilarious. Like, it's just a dick. You've definitely already seen one. What's the harm? Worried you'll enjoy it? Lol :3

 

[trab pu kcip]

Hehe


The little baby

Like I know I'm bi but some doods aversion to looking at a dick is kind of hilarious. Like, it's just a dick. You've definitely already seen one. What's the harm? Worried you'll enjoy it? Lol :3

I remember days were you would freak out about just a drawing of you having sex ;P

 

[Bko]

Fucking teenagers and their loud contemporary popular music!

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I remember days were you would freak out about just a drawing of you having sex ;P

Ok ok

I'll admit

I may have played that up a bit for comedy, haha

Plus that was more a thing about how people see me than anything else, I'll be the first to admit that I've been repressing stuff :3

 

[Baroquemantic]

Every day this thread strays farther from God's light.

Lol. As it should.

 

[Prophet Steve]

Damnit, Kubo only has very shitty times here, last showing at 17:40 on most days...

 

[You Know Nothing]

Ok ok

I'll admit

I may have played that up a bit for comedy, haha

Plus that was more a thing about how people see me than anything else, I'll be the first to admit that I've been repressing stuff :3

I honestly feel so averse to sex right now.

So all is still in balance in this thread.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Edit:
Too obscene, even for Fake-GAF.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I am Pam

 

[liliththepale]

Fucking teenagers and their loud contemporary popular music!

Go out and join them, crash their party!

The little baby

Like I know I'm bi but some doods aversion to looking at a dick is kind of hilarious. Like, it's just a dick. You've definitely already seen one. What's the harm? Worried you'll enjoy it? Lol :3

This is a couple of my friends regarding my newest relationship. They're supportive but not understanding, wondering how I can even enjoy anything about it. But that's fine. Some people just have no interest.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Too obscene, even for Fake-GAF.

wat

I am Pam

wat

 

[You Know Nothing]

 

[Patrick Bateman]

wat


wat

Would have sounded way too thirsty.

 

[trab pu kcip]

lol me

 

[trab pu kcip]

Would have sounded way too thirsty.

there's not such thing! spill the beans dude

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

You think there can be too thirsty in this thread?

I am Pam

It'd be weird if I was.

 

[liliththepale]

Would have sounded way too thirsty.

doesn't exist imo

too thirsty is death from dehydration

 

[Vazra]

So me. Then I creep on them for an extra layer of laughs.

 

[Fluvian]

Hold on, I'll PM.

Sent!

Thank you?

 

[Bko]

Go out and join them, crash their party!

::speaks with a bad Slavic accent::

'How do you do, fellow kids? Want to listen to some dank Polka music?!'

there's not such thing! spill the beans dude

Yeah, spill it all over Lea's body. Right on top of those coconut oiled boobs 😩🍈🍈😩

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Thank you?

You need to read more Black People on Twitter. That's a stuck post there:

https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/

 

[trab pu kcip]

Yeah, spill it all over Lea's body. Right on top of those coconut oiled boobs 😩🍈🍈😩

lol
the emojis make it perfect. I guess I could deal with a bean/coconut oil kink.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Thank you?

But now your curiosity is sated.

 

[Bko]

Patrick, what is 'entzündetes Wasser zwischen Organen'?

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Patrick, what is 'entzündetes Wasser zwischen Organen'?

Exsudat

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

This is a couple of my friends regarding my newest relationship. They're supportive but not understanding, wondering how I can even enjoy anything about it. But that's fine. Some people just have no interest.

But girls are great! Haha c:

 

[trab pu kcip]

Patrick, what is 'entzündetes Wasser zwischen Organen'?

you really need to work on your pick up lines with that waitress man...

 

[Bko]

Exsudat

Is it schlimm? A friend of mine is in the hospital right now and has been told that he has that

you really need to work on your pick up lines with that waitress man...

I'm simply going completely gay because no women on this planet is interested in me anyways ¯_(&#12484_/¯