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Fake Picture GAF v9 No Man's Thirst
- Thread starter liliththepale
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CrudeDiatribe
Member
I wouldn't stick coconut oil up there, but proper lube is fine and useful when there's not enough produced naturally for whatever reason (e.g. age).
trab pu kcip
Member
oh yeah that for sure. but I have more than enough natural produce rn ;P too bad the prime of my sex life is wasted!
Prophet Steve
Member
Post this on Facebook and see the responses flooding in.
perfect choice of words tbh
trab pu kcip
Member
I don't think I have anyone on fb that I would/could fuck at the moment
Prophet Steve
Member
well fuk u 2 hehehhe
trab pu kcip
Member
you guys realize I also said COULD right? like other factors like distance play a role here too.
I thought you liked the pic and gif I sent tho.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Edit: I just saw the final post you made. Now makes sense 😜
Rather this?
The content of my underwear is conflicted 😩
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Let me see to help you decide what is going on.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
I can offer a second opinion :3
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
M. Gustave: [Of Mme. Celine] She was dynamite in the sack, by the way.
Zero: ...She was 84, Monsieur Gustave.
M. Gustave: Mmm, I've had older. When you're young, it's all filet steak, but as the years go by, you have to move on to the cheap cuts. Which is fine with me, because I like those. More flavorful, or so they say.
Zero: ...She was 84, Monsieur Gustave.
M. Gustave: Mmm, I've had older. When you're young, it's all filet steak, but as the years go by, you have to move on to the cheap cuts. Which is fine with me, because I like those. More flavorful, or so they say.
Bitch get off my pole.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Still salty I got to Jobbs before you? >:3
You can keep him. 🚮
trab pu kcip
Member
lol jobbs was too scared to even watch.
Only if I get drunk tonight in the bar where notlili is working at
Start drinking now. You got my facebook so you can send it directly there and vids too if you want 😘
You Know Nothing
Member
Every day this thread strays farther from God's light.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Hehe
The little baby
Like I know I'm bi but some doods aversion to looking at a dick is kind of hilarious. Like, it's just a dick. You've definitely already seen one. What's the harm? Worried you'll enjoy it? Lol :3
trab pu kcip
Member
Hehe
The little baby
Like I know I'm bi but some doods aversion to looking at a dick is kind of hilarious. Like, it's just a dick. You've definitely already seen one. What's the harm? Worried you'll enjoy it? Lol :3
I remember days were you would freak out about just a drawing of you having sex ;P
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Ok ok
I'll admit
I may have played that up a bit for comedy, haha
Plus that was more a thing about how people see me than anything else, I'll be the first to admit that I've been repressing stuff :3
Baroquemantic
Member
Lol. As it should.
Prophet Steve
Member
Damnit, Kubo only has very shitty times here, last showing at 17:40 on most days...
You Know Nothing
Member
I honestly feel so averse to sex right now.
So all is still in balance in this thread.
Patrick Bateman
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Edit:
Too obscene, even for Fake-GAF.
Too obscene, even for Fake-GAF.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
I am Pam
liliththepale
Banned
Go out and join them, crash their party!
This is a couple of my friends regarding my newest relationship. They're supportive but not understanding, wondering how I can even enjoy anything about it. But that's fine. Some people just have no interest.
trab pu kcip
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You Know Nothing
Member
Patrick Bateman
Member
trab pu kcip
Member
lol me
trab pu kcip
Member
there's not such thing! spill the beans dude
CrudeDiatribe
Member
liliththepale
Banned
So me. Then I creep on them for an extra layer of laughs.
Thank you?
Go out and join them, crash their party!
::speaks with a bad Slavic accent::
'How do you do, fellow kids? Want to listen to some dank Polka music?!'
Yeah, spill it all over Lea's body. Right on top of those coconut oiled boobs 😩🍈🍈😩
Patrick Bateman
Member
You need to read more Black People on Twitter. That's a stuck post there:
https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/
trab pu kcip
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You Know Nothing
Member
But now your curiosity is sated.
Patrick Bateman
Member
Exsudat
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
But girls are great! Haha c:
trab pu kcip
Member
you really need to work on your pick up lines with that waitress man...
Is it schlimm? A friend of mine is in the hospital right now and has been told that he has that
I'm simply going completely gay because no women on this planet is interested in me anyways ¯_(ツ
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