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[Patrick Bateman]

Is it schlimm? A friend of mine is in the hospital right now and has been told that he has that

Depends on where it comes from. If it's a peritonitis, it might be bad. An abscess e.g. isn't that bad.

PM if you need to be more specific.

 

[Vazra]

I'm simply going completely gay because no women on this planet is interested in me anyways ¯_(&#12484_/¯

You know Im here for you babe. Move to US with me XOXO

 

[liliththepale]

But girls are great! Haha c:

You don't have to tell me that! ¯\_(&#12484_/¯

 

[trab pu kcip]

wait we have our own internet-doctor now?


dear mr. bateman,

will my virginity grow back if I keep watching Van Damme movies by myself all day?

 

[Patrick Bateman]

wait we have our own internet-doctor now?


dear mr. bateman,

will my virginity grow back if I keep watching Van Damme movies by myself all day?

We could make a private appointment after hours to be sure.

 

[DrM]

Jesus, what is with this Der Bergdoktor series? Cheap ripoff of Forsthaus Falkenau. Even main protagonist has the same name ffs.

We could make a private appointment after hours to be sure.

kids, you see, that is the case of perfect pick up line

 

[FloatOn]

uh oh

 

[You Know Nothing]

wait we have our own internet-doctor now?


dear mr. bateman,

will my virginity grow back if I keep watching Van Damme movies by myself all day?

As an unlicensed internet doctor, I don't think the hymen works that way.

 

[Vazra]

uh oh

But Im not going there til October tho.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

wait we have our own internet-doctor now?


dear mr. bateman,

will my virginity grow back if I keep watching Van Damme movies by myself all day?

I just tried to come up with a joke about watching Timecop and time travelling

It was too difficult :c

 

[trab pu kcip]

We could make a private appointment after hours to be sure.

 

[FloatOn]

But Im not going there til October tho.

I'm sure you'll get to experience some fuckery of another kind then

 

[Bko]

Jesus, what is with this Der Bergdoktor series? Cheap ripoff of Forsthaus Falkenau. Even main protagonist has the same name ffs.

You have that shit too in Carniola? Yuck
______
Lea, ever considered a hymen reconstruction?

 

[Vazra]

I'm sure you'll get to experience some fuckery of another kind then

Gator shit, bath salts, crazy people, snakes, racism, homophobia, FloatOn and Americans. What am I missing?

 

[trab pu kcip]

You have that shit too in Carniola? Yuck
______
Lea, ever considered a hymen reconstruction?

I don't want my virginity to grow back. that was the whole point.

 

[FloatOn]

Gator shit, bath salts, crazy people, snakes, racism, homophobia, FloatOn and Americans. What am I missing?

heeeeeeeeey

the implication here is that I'm a form of fuckery and I don't appreciate that!

 

[DrM]

You have that shit too in Carniola? Yuck

They started airing it this summer (three episodes each evening!) and people are going crazy about it. Even my parents are watching it.

And yes, guided excursions (only 40 €!) to the filming locations are insanely popular with elderly people

 

[FloatOn]

Yo trab do you like van damme better with or without a mullet?

 

[Bko]

I don't want my virginity to grow back. that was the whole point.

Ain't no other feeling out there like getting your cherry popped. All the blood and pain and screaming....

 

[trab pu kcip]

Yo trab do you like van damme better with or without a mullet?

without!

Ain't no other feeling out there like getting your cherry popped. All the blood and pain and screaming....

lol it's not like that at all.

 

[liliththepale]

The hymen is an awful indicator of virginity anyway. I broke mine when I was like 10 horseback riding

 

[FloatOn]

without!

stop denying your true feelings

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Timecop the film
VS
Timecop the song

Who wins

 

[Bko]

The hymen is an awful indicator of virginity anyway. I broke mine when I was like 10 horseback riding

Lewd. Yeah, riding. So this is where it comes from ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Misha]

The hymen is an awful indicator of virginity anyway. I broke mine when I was like 10 horseback riding

Congratulations you lost your virginity to a horse!

Cause that's clearly how it works

 

[Baroquemantic]

Mullets are terrible. Unless you also have a beard and an eyepatch to accompany it.

Edit: I tried going horseback riding when I was a boy scout. It ended in total failure.

 

[liliththepale]

Lewd. Yeah, riding. So this is where it comes from ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Congratulations you lost your virginity to a horse!

Cause that's clearly how it works

I'm not Bento

 

[Patrick Bateman]

All the blood and pain and screaming....

That's my fetish.

 

[Jobbs]

That's my fetish.

You aren't getting an avatar quote that easily.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Mullets are terrible. Unless you also have a beard and an eyepatch to accompany it.

I thought you were dead!

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Everything sucks. Lexa's dead, I'm single and miserable, I hate myself, my mother is detrimental to my mental health, and there's no god damn food in this house.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

You aren't getting an avatar quote that easily.

Boo

 

[FloatOn]

Everything sucks. Lexa's dead, I'm single and miserable, I hate myself, my mother is detrimental to my mental health, and there's no god damn food in this house.

here have a puppy gif

 

[You Know Nothing]

Everything sucks. Lexa's dead, I'm single and miserable, I hate myself, my mother is detrimental to my mental health, and there's no god damn food in this house.

Not even beans?????????????????

 

[Bko]

I'm not Bento

?

Sorry I don't speak weeaboo lingo

 

[trab pu kcip]

I'm not Bento

lol took me a while

That's my fetish.

mine too. until I think of all the diseases carried by blood.

 

[Misha]

?

Sorry I don't speak weeaboo lingo

Infinitebento is a GAFer who is dating horseDetective

(Pretty sure I got the names right)

 

[Baroquemantic]

I thought you were dead!

??

This is a reference I'm missing, isn't it?

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Not even beans?????????????????

Not even beans make this ok

 

[liliththepale]

?

Sorry I don't speak weeaboo lingo

used to post in here

Definitely plan on fucking my horse sometime soon

I'm pretty excited

 

[Bko]

Infinitebento is a GAFer who is dating horsesDetective

Oh. Ok

used to post in here

Seems to be a lady of my liking

 

[Patrick Bateman]

lol took me a while


mine too. until I think of all the diseases carried by blood.

Not even disco blood?

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

??

This is a reference I'm missing, isn't it?

Aw you weren't referencing Escape From New York? :c

 

[FloatOn]

Oh I forgot to tell you! I woke up with a wicked scratch on my arm this morning. No idea how it happened

Is it a demon?

 

[Vazra]

Le petite morte

 

[Bko]

What is your favourite position?

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

What is your favourite position?

Dead fish

 

[You Know Nothing]

I've woken up with scratches on my back before, and demons seems the most logical explanation tbh.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I'm boooored

Since everyone else seems to have

AMA :3

 

[Jobbs]

Pff. Demon.

This is me except instead of my arm it's three inches from my groin: