NotTheGuyYouKill
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Cause the news report said there were only two survivors and he wasn't either one. And there was the memorial for Kyle. And there was the fact that everyone said he was dead.
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Cause the news report said there were only two survivors and he wasn't either one. And there was the memorial for Kyle. And there was the fact that everyone said he was dead.
Well the report did say that there were no survivors and there was a picture of him with the others but it was very ambiguous. Isn't it somewhat peculiar that the dudebros mention to kick him out of the bus right before dying? I mean why even mention it? I dont know, maybe I'm overthinking it.
edit: Then again I dont remember if enough time passed between them saying that and emma flipping their shit upside down. I dont know I just kind of think he's still alive.
edit2: I asked my gf if she remembered the scene. She says they said to throw the driver off the bus and not Kyle and that there was no time for him to be removed from the bus. So I guess that's that. I STILL BELIEVE HE'S ALIVE!!! ALIIIIIVEEEEEEE!!!
NotTheGuyYouKill
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HarryHengst
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Calling it now: Kyle's head is going to come back in some sort of freak Frankenstein voodoo form, made from the bodies of all those frat boys. Because no way is he written out of the series already.
Escape Goat
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I suspect she has the power of ressurrection too like that one witch with the bird.
Miles Quaritch
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More like cursed vagina.
I think they missed a good opportunity to have her vagina grow teeth when she's angry. Vagina Dentata the shit out of everybody who dares to cross her...
In all seriousness, as mentioned earlier, I really hope they move on from her killer vagina story as quickly as possible with her learning to manifest/control her powers in other ways.
Miles Quaritch
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So....vaginal kills, anal resurrects?
Escape Goat
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well duh.
What about blow jobs, Dr. Escape Goat Obama?
Escape Goat
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The man becomes part of her zombie horde.
HarryHengst
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That would make more sense, yes. But it's too mundane for this show.
indigo-cyclops
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Pretty sure they were referring to the bus driver whom they did kick out. I thought they were going to just kill Kyle since he was a witness... I don't know, but I definitely believe he will be back. And the idea that she has powers of resurrection makes some sense.
EightBitNate
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RatskyWatsky
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The handjob served to give his coma'd body an erection so she could jump on top of him and ride him to death. He didn't die from the handjob.
RatskyWatsky
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Ok thought they were interconnected somehow. I really enjoyed season one I tried to watch the first episode of season two and it seemed a little slow and all over the place.
Also I enjoy the fact the Precious actor is in this
storafötter
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Bad first episode. How to seek revenge! by fucking a guy to death of course. Not too crazy about the girl from season 1 returning.
I hope it overall gets better because there were a few annoyances with the style it was shoot and music selection.
I hope it overall gets better because there were a few annoyances with the style it was shoot and music selection.
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storafötter;86189425 said:
Consider the following scenario:
There is a young man who has a penis that painfully kills every woman he has sex with. This young man then decides to put his penis into a comatose young woman, killing her in the process.
The above scenario and what happened in the episode are exactly the same except for the fact that the genders are switched. Not judging, but it looks like a lot of people seem to unwittingly believe women are not capable of committing rape.
She raped the young man, because he raped her friend.
RatskyWatsky
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Episode 2 airs tonight!
I wonder what the revived Kathy Bates will reek havoc on
Miles Quaritch
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It'll probably be 40 minutes of her comically using stuff she has no idea how to use.
Seriously, I'm personally hoping they move on from that very quickly and just go to the Bates vs Bassett brawl.
Angry Fork
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Haven't seen this show before, is it a legitimate attempt at horror/tension or is it like a 'funny' adams family comedy thing with blood/gore? I don't know what it is I'm interested.
A bit of both. There's lots of mood whiplash with this show from what I've seen.
Miles Quaritch
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It's both but there's a much heavier emphasis on the latter with it intentional/unintentionally funny.
Deified Data
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I wouldn't say it aspires to be a "horror-comedy" but it definitely goes out of its way to be over-the-top. This sometimes leads to high levels of campiness, most intentional, some not.
Yeah, it was really annoying.
NotTheGuyYouKill
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AyaisMUsikWhore
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YAAAASSSS NEW EPISODE!
It's not bad by itself, but it was as overused as the dutch angles.
Fantastical
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All the witches are horrible people except the one with down syndrome. She's cool.
Also the blurring effect sucks.
Also the blurring effect sucks.
Crumpet Trumpet
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Fiona and Queenie are everything I aspire to be
As should we all.
Fantastical
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I think this episode is terrible so far.
KibblesBits
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So good.
EightBitNate
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How does Emma Roberts know all this shit.
Epsilon-delta
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Oh shit
blackaroni
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Angela Bassett is a bad ass. I love it.
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