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OK, time for my second annual, almost completely worthless houseguest impressions based on video's where Jeff asks if they are single and ready to mingle:
(These are done in the order I watched them)
Victoria: Nasally voice, full of herself, "I'd rather lose and be loved"....seriously? Get the fuck out
Amber: Blazing hot, "girl alliance" strategy (good luck with that), seems nice but naive. She will either be an early target by other girls because of her looks or she will stick around awhile and not do much of anything. Another "lose and be loved", Ugh...
Christine: Big fan, feed watcher. Seems like she wants to be Ian but I'm not sure I buy it. Wants to win, will do anything, I love that. She might not bring much to the feeds but her game might be OK
Caleb: Adventure hunting guide? Seriously? He might be an idiot. I liked his answers about what he would do with the money, but his "strategy" leaves a lot to be desired
Cody: Reminds me so much of Jeff that it's scary. Competitive, all-american looks, single, good guy, might not be the brightest, he is basically Jeff's younger brother. Another "lose and be loved"....
Devin: Huge arms=big target (even though mass works against people in most comps, it just seems to work that way), don't think he knows the game (only referred to last season), huge smile, will try to get by on physical ability (he has no chance of winning this game)
Joey: Big personality, talks too much. If she wins she wants to travel and go to music festivals.... No strategy talk, just basically that she likes women (but she's not a lesbian). I have almost nothing to go on here with Joey, but I'm going to take a stab at saying she doesn't know the game and has no strategy. Edit: Apparently she has said she wants to be the nicest person to ever win BB....LOL
Brittany: She's a mom with three kids (hopefully not another Helen), doesn't know the game. Her strategy "I've gotten this far, just be me"....oh god.... A smart player could use and abuse her in this game. At least she would rather win and be hated, that's a good start
Derrick: Cop, might be too overconfident with his "I've been undercover". Smart to not say you are a cop, but he better have a good story and stick to it. Better watch it, because he could find himself in trouble with his work VERY easily (I'm surprised they gave him the time off to do this). I really liked his answer about winning or being liked. He might have a chance if his lie doesn't get exposed and he doesn't get overconfident
Jocasta: A minister in a bowtie...OK. Reminds me of Jameka (season 8). At least she cares about winning, I have my doubts about her ability to though...
Paola: She looks like she's from a Disney channel show. The game is apparently going to be easy because as a DJ she can read the crowd and the crowd is a magnet to her....seriously....Says she's a fan, but BB14 was her favorite season. BB14 was good, but you have to be a new fan to think that was the best. Big personality, but says she's going to lay low, I'm not buying it. She's got a great body (google image search her) She will bring fun to the feeds, but probably not much else. I can see why she was cast
Donny: Poor Donny, you stick out in every possible way with this group. Seems like a really nice guy who will stick around as the older person who is used and not seen as a threat. If I'm this this game, I buddy-up to Donny immediately. Cast for his beard, and nothing else
Hayden: Jeff Spicoli 2014, might be OK in comps, but he's a bit of an idiot. I can't see him winning
Frankie: Reminds me of Will (BB14) as he is ON 24/7. He's going to have a HUGE advantage with any kind of America voting crap. He will be loved in the house and hang around awhile
Zach: This guy is insanely full of himself. He better dial that crap back or he will make himself an early target. Reminds me of a more clean cut Jeremy (BB15). Favorite player is Mike Boogie, that's good I guess. Hopefully he's watched more than just BB14 Boogie
Nicole: Big fan (that's cool), makes t-shirt's of her favorite houseguest (that's a little scary). Small, young, and naive is what I see. Not seeing much here, not sure why she was cast based off this
