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[xrnzaaas]

Anyone know if Morrigan is coming back in this game?

 

[Bloobs]

 

[Cyberpunkd]

Ah, 2024 and videogames - instead of making an article about innovative storyline features and world building (you cannot, since the game doesn't have it) they make an article about tits and penises. Priorities on point.

 

[GymWolf]

Not sure if i wanna see that fucking monstruosity of a redhead dwarf naked tbh...

 

[Cyberpunkd]

Not sure if i wanna see that fucking monstruosity of a redhead dwarf naked tbh...

 

[Senua]

 

[Majormaxxx]

Full nudity? Finally some vagina! I hope we get plenty of customisation options.

U mean female penis

 

[Majormaxxx]

I predict a special move where the character with a skirt and male front tail will lift their skirt up and do the helicopter. It will repell the enemy projectiles. Or scar them psychologically

 

[GHG]

So basically chicks with dicks?

 

[SJRB]

I predict a special move where the character with a skirt and male front tail will lift their skirt up and do the helicopter. It will repell the enemy projectiles. Or scar them psychologically

One minigame will be entering the gender neutral toilet and figuring out who has a dick and who doesn’t.

You’ll lose karma if you misgender someone.

 

[Red5]

Oh man just imagine these people naked. Sign me up!

Not a single looker in the bunch.

 

[analog_future]

nm

 

[Toots]

(i don't think anyone will get that one, please prove me wrong)

 

[AJUMP23]

Sounds like they are desperate.

 

[Reaseru]

Something tells they/them are going to introduce full nudity to show females characters with a penis attached to them.

I never seen a western developer focusing so much their game about sexuality in a long time. Practically every news about this game lately is either about relationships or sexuality. And we all know why.

 

[The Cockatrice]

So....they actually dont confirm full nudity but they said, ull see which means we wont.

 

[WoJ]

All the jokes I was thinking of have already been made.

Beyond that, this is your selling point Bioware? This game is DOA. Which makes me sad. I wonder if we'll even see the next Mass Effect. Not that it would be any good with the state of Bioware these days.

 

[SScorpio]

So it's going to be like modern shows like The Boys and Game of Throne and we'll have tons of floppy wieners thrown in our faces?

 

[Bodom78]

Can't wait to see gender A and gender B naked

 

[ReBurn]

If nudity is the thing that makes the game mature it's going to be a shallow experience.

 

[Dictattor]

They really want to show off those ladies' penises, huh.

 

[DonkeyPunchJr]

Oooh I can’t wait to find out! We gonna get some wiener in this one?

 

[ChuckeRearmed]

Show, don't tell

They are really trying to make "we are like BG3 to happen". BG3 was basically Dragon Age for people. Now we will have a worse copycat.

Also it still kills me that qunari looks like from a porn parody

 

[TheUsual]

It's gonna be a massive dragon's dick we're gonna see. Expectations subverted.

 

[Majormaxxx]

If nudity is the thing that makes the game mature it's going to be a shallow experience.

The mature thing would be not playing it

 

[Chuck Berry]

Since they're so clearly chasing that BG3 fame, I guess it's safe to assume that animal fucking will be included.

 

[DonkeyPunchJr]

Since they're so clearly chasing that BG3 fame, I guess it's safe to assume that animal fucking will be included.

I bet the progressives at BioWare are crestfallen that Larian got all the glory for shattering the bestiality barrier in gaming.

100% BioWare will find some way to upstage them.

 

[Drake]

It's simple really. Anything that is deemed pleasant to the straight male gaze is deemed as wrong and evil. It's why those journos came down so hard on Stellar Blade. Straight men have no interested in a naked woman with a penis, so you'll be seeing this played up as a great thing as this game comes closer to release.

 

[recursive]

As long as I can adjust my dong size on my type B body I am good.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

I bet we won't see vag but floppy wieners galore.

 

[Doom85]

Straight men have no interested in a naked woman with a penis

So, who’s going to explain “futanari” to Drake?

 

[stn]

Everything I have heard and seen so far makes me worried. If they are relying on nudity to make the game feel mature, instead of proper dialogue and storytelling, then its going to be a crappy experience.

 

[MadchesterManc]

Y'all need to just be honest with yourselves

 

[Cyberpunkd]

It's gonna be a massive dragon's dick we're gonna see. Expectations subverted.

Then one of the possible quest resolutions would be to suck said dick.

 

[Nihilum]

I don't remember the art direction looking like this from previous previews?? I bet this is another case of development hell and they made the majority of it in the last 18 months even though it's been in development for ages.

 

[Matsuchezz]

When shit like this is added to a game I guess it allows gamers to play with their pants down or what? This crap adds nothing to the experience.

 

[Fess]

I assume there is some progressive designs here if they dare to talk about this, and there won’t be any Stellar Blade-like characters in this game, right?

 

[StreetsofBeige]

If this was Asian game, western journalist would have lost their mind but for western game thats apparently okay.

Meanwhile game like Stellar Blade people got upset because main character is good looking and shows little skin.


Western games, having sex with the bear: very brave

Eastern games, characters looking attractive: crime against humanity.

Asian game with sleazy character
Western dev: OMG, that's so unrealistic and sexist. Women dont look like that. What a bad example for kids.
Reality: Damn! Guys want to look at hot slutty characters! We are all fuglies at the office!

LOU2 mangirl showing tits and getting rammed up the ass from behind
Western dev: Yup. Nothing wrong with that
Reality: I'm finally getting some! Even though it's a video game, I get to project who I am and what I want in a game!

 

[sloppyjoe_gamer]

So this game has so much going for it and is going to be so great, that there needs to be full articles on whether it will have nudity or not? I'm sure the basement neckbeards are excited as well as the blue hairs for seeing female NPCs waving their schlong around.

Nudity or not, the game is going to be DEI trash.

 

[samoilaaa]

yeah who needs well written characters , branching storyline with choice and consequence or a complex set of skills , as long as you have sex scenes it will be a great rpg

 

[Complistic]

I assume there is some progressive designs here if they dare to talk about this, and there won’t be any Stellar Blade-like characters in this game, right?

Oh there's going to be some stellar blades.

 

[Lionel Richie]

Brace for dicks and bussies.

 

[GrayChild]

A desperate attempt at generating some interest in the game? After all, if in dire need, the R34 community will always provide minor sales boost.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Anyone know if Morrigan is coming back in this game?

If she does come back, they will most likely add a manly chin to her and make sure she is as unattractive as possible

 

[adamsapple]

So basically chicks with dicks?

 

[Schmendrick]

After seeing the they/thems naked....

 

[Mister Wolf]

Game Of Wieners.

 

[Sentenza]

Ah yes

Western Nudity : Stunning,brave,open minded,progressive

Eastern Nudity : Sexist scum,weird freak

Look, the rule is really simple: if it's gay and/or unappealing to watch it's fine. Otherwise it's the male gaze of the patriarchy oppressing everyone with the the outdated notion that pussy is great.

 

[adamsapple]

Game Of Wieners.

 

[Camreezie]

Why is this marketed as a feature